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🥂 laissez les bon temps rouler • thinking out loud & yapping aimlessly.
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“I just hope what I lost in 2024, I get back in 2025 tenfold”
December 31, 2024 at 9:00 PM
“I just hope what I lost in 2024, I get back in 2025 tenfold”
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Average DUI: $10,000
Average Funeral: $7,500
Average Uber ride: $12
Don't be an idiot tonight.
Average Funeral: $7,500
Average Uber ride: $12
Don't be an idiot tonight.
December 31, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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Don’t drink and drive tonight….. a bunch of major cities are giving out free rides via Subway, bus and cabs….. Don’t be an idiot today
December 31, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Don’t drink and drive tonight….. a bunch of major cities are giving out free rides via Subway, bus and cabs….. Don’t be an idiot today
You heefas done bought every grape on the vines for y’all New Year’s bs, now I ain’t got my weekly grapes. 🤬
December 31, 2024 at 10:59 PM
You heefas done bought every grape on the vines for y’all New Year’s bs, now I ain’t got my weekly grapes. 🤬
Bite your tongue! Omg.
Fig Newtons are not good 😖
Fig Newton slander? Oh, y’all are going to hell. The deepest part.
December 31, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Bite your tongue! Omg.
About to attempt to wash & fold 3 loads of clothes before 12. 🥹
December 31, 2024 at 6:10 PM
About to attempt to wash & fold 3 loads of clothes before 12. 🥹
Fig Newton slander? Oh, y’all are going to hell. The deepest part.
December 31, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Fig Newton slander? Oh, y’all are going to hell. The deepest part.
Well we know whose Grammy didn’t love them. 😤
December 31, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Well we know whose Grammy didn’t love them. 😤
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2.
Are you at least liking your new city?
December 31, 2024 at 6:00 PM
2.
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1.
Met online January.
Proposed March.
Married in April.
Moved across the country to live with her in December.
We're now divorced.
Not every leap is a good one.
Proposed March.
Married in April.
Moved across the country to live with her in December.
We're now divorced.
Not every leap is a good one.
1. What is the greatest leap of faith you have taken?
December 31, 2024 at 6:00 PM
1.
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It’s watashi wa star
How do you pronounce Worcestershire sauce?
December 31, 2024 at 4:02 AM
It’s watashi wa star
10/10 usage of vagabond.😭
Cheating on your girl when your name ain’t even on the lease is a different kind of bold. Freaky ass vagabond.
December 31, 2024 at 5:43 AM
10/10 usage of vagabond.😭
Gotta get your groove on… 🗣️
December 31, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Gotta get your groove on… 🗣️
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Nobody from the Old Testament that's for sure
16. If you could switch places with someone in the Bible who would it be?
December 31, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Nobody from the Old Testament that's for sure
I can count on one hand how many times I’ve taken BC powder. It’s just way too close to crack for me.
December 30, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I can count on one hand how many times I’ve taken BC powder. It’s just way too close to crack for me.
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I don’t like taking BC powder out in public. Comes off as real drugs to me 😭
December 30, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I don’t like taking BC powder out in public. Comes off as real drugs to me 😭
Black love: Existing, happening, flourishing…
Shonda Rhimes:
Shonda Rhimes:
a woman in an orange shirt is sitting at a table with a glass of water and a watch .
ALT: a woman in an orange shirt is sitting at a table with a glass of water and a watch .
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Black love: Existing, happening, flourishing…
Shonda Rhimes:
Shonda Rhimes:
A gun toting Grammy ain’t too far off of my reality but being in love with a white man?!?!? Never.
Would you rather have your love story directed by Tyler Perry or Shonda Rhimes?
December 30, 2024 at 5:09 PM
A gun toting Grammy ain’t too far off of my reality but being in love with a white man?!?!? Never.
I’ve reached southern woman final boss level. Creamy grits without milk or cream. 🥹 This is before I even added the cheese.
December 30, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I’ve reached southern woman final boss level. Creamy grits without milk or cream. 🥹 This is before I even added the cheese.
I want grits, but I don’t have heavy cream or milk. ☹️
December 30, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I want grits, but I don’t have heavy cream or milk. ☹️
I just hope all you people showing hole & pole as non-sex workers on this app have a couple scheduled appointments with a licensed therapist on the books for 2025.
Some unpacking needs to be done.
Some unpacking needs to be done.
December 30, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I just hope all you people showing hole & pole as non-sex workers on this app have a couple scheduled appointments with a licensed therapist on the books for 2025.
Some unpacking needs to be done.
Some unpacking needs to be done.
The solution I’ve found to the cornball hornball behavior is to simply unfollow & mute y’all. Which sucks cause some of y’all were moots from the bird app. But I am normal & don’t care for your need to be validated by strangers by way of being lusted after.
December 30, 2024 at 3:44 PM
The solution I’ve found to the cornball hornball behavior is to simply unfollow & mute y’all. Which sucks cause some of y’all were moots from the bird app. But I am normal & don’t care for your need to be validated by strangers by way of being lusted after.
We get it, y’all feel safe & that this app is a place to be uninhibited with your sexuality but again, the behavior on here mirrors looking through the comments of an IG model’s picture, seeing normal hyping comments & then comments from way too horny nignogs asking to suck a fart out her butt.
December 30, 2024 at 3:39 PM
We get it, y’all feel safe & that this app is a place to be uninhibited with your sexuality but again, the behavior on here mirrors looking through the comments of an IG model’s picture, seeing normal hyping comments & then comments from way too horny nignogs asking to suck a fart out her butt.