Chris Taylor
@xoffsetx.bsky.social
The van did double-duty as a milk truck during the day
February 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
The van did double-duty as a milk truck during the day
The van had a school bus seat bolted to the floor and a built-in platform bed behind it for when my sister and I got sleepy on long road trips. Eventually moved up to the Jeep, which really saw some miles put on it - even drove it to Mexico and back one summer vacation.
February 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The van had a school bus seat bolted to the floor and a built-in platform bed behind it for when my sister and I got sleepy on long road trips. Eventually moved up to the Jeep, which really saw some miles put on it - even drove it to Mexico and back one summer vacation.
Watched this again with the kids (13 and 10) and it was as amazing as the first time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Watched this again with the kids (13 and 10) and it was as amazing as the first time.
With the actually rather bold step of firing Torts they had a wide open lane to chart their preferred course forward. Or hand it over to Shaw for a few years while seeing what we have. Instead, they chose this. So frustrating.
February 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
With the actually rather bold step of firing Torts they had a wide open lane to chart their preferred course forward. Or hand it over to Shaw for a few years while seeing what we have. Instead, they chose this. So frustrating.
Fine needs to start with a B to make it an actual deterrent. We are at the absolute mercy of all these fucks
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Fine needs to start with a B to make it an actual deterrent. We are at the absolute mercy of all these fucks
This is the answer
January 28, 2026 at 1:38 AM
This is the answer
She fell asleep on the couch so I’ve made the executive decision to pack em just in case. Snow hasn’t started yet.. doubt creeping in..
January 26, 2026 at 4:19 AM
She fell asleep on the couch so I’ve made the executive decision to pack em just in case. Snow hasn’t started yet.. doubt creeping in..
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
January 25, 2026 at 5:11 AM
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
Watched Moonfall with the kids and it is a goddamn shame that this is not getting the sequel it deserves.
January 23, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Watched Moonfall with the kids and it is a goddamn shame that this is not getting the sequel it deserves.
We are gonna miss out on WC2 to Toronto by a point aren’t we haha
January 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
We are gonna miss out on WC2 to Toronto by a point aren’t we haha
Yep, we are going to Can vs. SWI and Belgium vs. NZ 💸💸💸
January 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Yep, we are going to Can vs. SWI and Belgium vs. NZ 💸💸💸
We are going all the way to Vancouver to avoid the US.
January 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
We are going all the way to Vancouver to avoid the US.
The faces of two boys who find out they’re going to the World Cup ⚽️😮
December 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The faces of two boys who find out they’re going to the World Cup ⚽️😮
Feeling pretty good about my chances this year. Helluva start to the season.
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Feeling pretty good about my chances this year. Helluva start to the season.
You should tell your boss to include that in your annual performance review
December 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You should tell your boss to include that in your annual performance review
Great that a guy who hates movies will be in charge of like 80% of movies.
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Great that a guy who hates movies will be in charge of like 80% of movies.
Need to make the guy give a thumbs up in the last panel maybe, as they seem to be generally happy with the outcome too
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Need to make the guy give a thumbs up in the last panel maybe, as they seem to be generally happy with the outcome too
How many complaints have you received?
a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium giving a speech and saying `` not one '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium giving a speech and saying `` not one '' .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
How many complaints have you received?
I know, right. Dumbass over here
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I know, right. Dumbass over here
Celebrated by falling off the step-ladder in the garage. 10/10 old man day.
Please spare a thought for my husband @xoffsetx.bsky.social, who after 44 years of perfect eyesight, has just been told by our optometrist that he officially needs reading glasses #RIP
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Celebrated by falling off the step-ladder in the garage. 10/10 old man day.
Three quick additions that come to mind: Office Space, Super Troopers and Hot Fuzz.
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Three quick additions that come to mind: Office Space, Super Troopers and Hot Fuzz.
He really doesn’t fit stylistically with Tocc’s system.. I don’t know how they will make it work.
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
He really doesn’t fit stylistically with Tocc’s system.. I don’t know how they will make it work.