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One thing about luck… eventually the pendulum has to swing in your direction
So they’re back to their whole “trying to take away weed seltzers” again.
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
So they’re back to their whole “trying to take away weed seltzers” again.
I just gave in and started feeding Taika early. I’m not gonna try to explain turning the clocks back to an old hungry dog.
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I just gave in and started feeding Taika early. I’m not gonna try to explain turning the clocks back to an old hungry dog.
Happy heavenly birthday to the one and only Faye Valentine
October 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Happy heavenly birthday to the one and only Faye Valentine
Ate a bunch of Grillo’s pickles then my acid reflux really went into overdrive and I convinced myself I was having a cardiac event til I remembered what I had done
October 27, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Ate a bunch of Grillo’s pickles then my acid reflux really went into overdrive and I convinced myself I was having a cardiac event til I remembered what I had done
So I have these ladybugs that live on the ceiling of my backroom (idk where they came from or why they’re here, there’s currently 9 of them) and I make sure to spritz them with water every night I have no idea what they are eating up there
October 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
So I have these ladybugs that live on the ceiling of my backroom (idk where they came from or why they’re here, there’s currently 9 of them) and I make sure to spritz them with water every night I have no idea what they are eating up there
Ohhhh kay just watched S*sha B*ss order ice water for her mini schnauzer just now downtown
October 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Ohhhh kay just watched S*sha B*ss order ice water for her mini schnauzer just now downtown
Tuna casserole. It tastes better than it sounds.
October 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Tuna casserole. It tastes better than it sounds.
Didn’t know the NFL doesn’t do double overtime
September 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Didn’t know the NFL doesn’t do double overtime
Justin: the lady where I got my window fixed said my water pump is leaking. I think she’s lying. What would be the symptoms?
Me: well do you over heat?
Not when I drive down the street for work
Me: but when you go for a while? Then stop
Justin: …
Joey: you need my wife to diagnose your car??!
Me: well do you over heat?
Not when I drive down the street for work
Me: but when you go for a while? Then stop
Justin: …
Joey: you need my wife to diagnose your car??!
September 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Justin: the lady where I got my window fixed said my water pump is leaking. I think she’s lying. What would be the symptoms?
Me: well do you over heat?
Not when I drive down the street for work
Me: but when you go for a while? Then stop
Justin: …
Joey: you need my wife to diagnose your car??!
Me: well do you over heat?
Not when I drive down the street for work
Me: but when you go for a while? Then stop
Justin: …
Joey: you need my wife to diagnose your car??!
Am I allowed to have a martini instead of dinner?
September 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Am I allowed to have a martini instead of dinner?
Abel was there tonight and he said once the chanting weirdos started, all the cholos looked up for a moment, but then went right on back to their car business
There was a "cars and culture" festival downtown today where a bunch of guys (mostly Hispanic guys) brought out their classic cars and it was basically a carnival with food trucks and everything and then at like 6 there was a "march for Charlie" that marched right into the middle of it
September 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Abel was there tonight and he said once the chanting weirdos started, all the cholos looked up for a moment, but then went right on back to their car business
This day just keeps getting worse
September 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This day just keeps getting worse
There’s this big fat dude on TikTok that throws a family sized bag of cookies in an over sized bowl and tops it with like king sized boxes of mini peanut butter cups, then drowns it in chocolate milk and eats it with a spoon and I’m mesmerized
September 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
There’s this big fat dude on TikTok that throws a family sized bag of cookies in an over sized bowl and tops it with like king sized boxes of mini peanut butter cups, then drowns it in chocolate milk and eats it with a spoon and I’m mesmerized
I wish I could eat baguettes with brie or bagels with cream cheese and locks
Instead I have to eat chicken and run on the treadmill
Instead I have to eat chicken and run on the treadmill
September 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I wish I could eat baguettes with brie or bagels with cream cheese and locks
Instead I have to eat chicken and run on the treadmill
Instead I have to eat chicken and run on the treadmill
I keep seeing these videos about fast food CEO’s are always whining about how no one finds value in their product anymore, and their quarterly projections keep coming up short. No shit, fast food forgot its place in the world
September 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I keep seeing these videos about fast food CEO’s are always whining about how no one finds value in their product anymore, and their quarterly projections keep coming up short. No shit, fast food forgot its place in the world
I want this so bad
September 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I want this so bad
Ugh I’m making boiled eggs and I feel like they never come out right
September 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ugh I’m making boiled eggs and I feel like they never come out right
Prolly shouldn’t have drank 100 beers and ate 40lbs of free cheese last night at gallery night
September 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Prolly shouldn’t have drank 100 beers and ate 40lbs of free cheese last night at gallery night
The good thing about September is that you know the worst part of the year is over
September 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The good thing about September is that you know the worst part of the year is over
If I get polio when I’m like 60 because some Gen B’er isn’t vaccinated, im going to take it very personally
September 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If I get polio when I’m like 60 because some Gen B’er isn’t vaccinated, im going to take it very personally
The dog had such bad gas earlier I was so convinced he had diarrhea somewhere and I kept searching around the house thinking he had a sick belly but it was just TERRIBLE gas
September 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The dog had such bad gas earlier I was so convinced he had diarrhea somewhere and I kept searching around the house thinking he had a sick belly but it was just TERRIBLE gas
Central Market’s Passport Week this year is Germany, should I host a dinner at my house? That Pinot Noir looks fire
August 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Central Market’s Passport Week this year is Germany, should I host a dinner at my house? That Pinot Noir looks fire
Joey is dragging my ass to Dallas rn
August 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Joey is dragging my ass to Dallas rn
Also I think I could rock the hell outta these pants instead of wearing my sweatpants everywhere but tell me if I’m delulu
August 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Also I think I could rock the hell outta these pants instead of wearing my sweatpants everywhere but tell me if I’m delulu
What did we do before Sonicare? It’s only been like 20 years but I can’t even remember how to manually brush my teeth
August 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
What did we do before Sonicare? It’s only been like 20 years but I can’t even remember how to manually brush my teeth