Xander Boyd
@xanderwritesbooks.bsky.social
Married w/ kids and hundreds of pets. Into politics, the environment, fiction and other outrages. I write bisexual erotica that makes my parents uncomfortable so please stop reading it to them. https://bisexualbooksbyxander.com
Unnecessary and avoidable death in Texas.
July 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Unnecessary and avoidable death in Texas.
UNHOLY MAN-BUSINESS Here's some of the bisexual erotica I've been writing, instead of working on that bisexual novel (or mowing the lawn, bisexually.) Sure, an AI could have written it better, but I wrote it a lot slower!
www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... #writing #bisexual #queer #lgbtqia
www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... #writing #bisexual #queer #lgbtqia
Bisexual Books by Xander The Other Couple Book 2: Unholy Man-Business
Continued from Book 1. Bisexual secrets will always be discovered. Sometimes iby accident: like when someone walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. Sometimes it's on purpose: like when you and t...
www.smashwords.com
July 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
UNHOLY MAN-BUSINESS Here's some of the bisexual erotica I've been writing, instead of working on that bisexual novel (or mowing the lawn, bisexually.) Sure, an AI could have written it better, but I wrote it a lot slower!
www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... #writing #bisexual #queer #lgbtqia
www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... #writing #bisexual #queer #lgbtqia
Now is a good time to find my bisexual erotic book Turk's Assistant available for a promotional price at @Smashwords as part of their Annual Summer/Winter Sale! I work hard on these books to make them worthwhile. Check 'em out! www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...! #SWSale2025 #Smashwords #bisexual
July 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Now is a good time to find my bisexual erotic book Turk's Assistant available for a promotional price at @Smashwords as part of their Annual Summer/Winter Sale! I work hard on these books to make them worthwhile. Check 'em out! www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...! #SWSale2025 #Smashwords #bisexual
I’m normally a Bi-Prude
(Sneering, Critiquing, and Bi-Snide)
But then I was plowed by a Bi-Dude.
Now I’m leaking Bi-Pride.
(Also proud that the discerning editors of the internet recognized and published this profound and influential poem. I humbly accept your admiration. )
#poem #futurelaureate
(Sneering, Critiquing, and Bi-Snide)
But then I was plowed by a Bi-Dude.
Now I’m leaking Bi-Pride.
(Also proud that the discerning editors of the internet recognized and published this profound and influential poem. I humbly accept your admiration. )
#poem #futurelaureate
June 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I’m normally a Bi-Prude
(Sneering, Critiquing, and Bi-Snide)
But then I was plowed by a Bi-Dude.
Now I’m leaking Bi-Pride.
(Also proud that the discerning editors of the internet recognized and published this profound and influential poem. I humbly accept your admiration. )
#poem #futurelaureate
(Sneering, Critiquing, and Bi-Snide)
But then I was plowed by a Bi-Dude.
Now I’m leaking Bi-Pride.
(Also proud that the discerning editors of the internet recognized and published this profound and influential poem. I humbly accept your admiration. )
#poem #futurelaureate
How is any of this bad for Putin?
April 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
How is any of this bad for Putin?
Even if #Hegseth was drunk, none of the other members of the Signal chain were taking away his keys. They were all happily along for the ride.
March 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Even if #Hegseth was drunk, none of the other members of the Signal chain were taking away his keys. They were all happily along for the ride.
Multiple Choice
Keeping #Hegseth in the job of Secretary of Defense is an admission that:
A) We don't really care about our national defense
B) We are intentionally benefitting our adversaries
C) Both
D) Neither
If D, please explain.
Keeping #Hegseth in the job of Secretary of Defense is an admission that:
A) We don't really care about our national defense
B) We are intentionally benefitting our adversaries
C) Both
D) Neither
If D, please explain.
March 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Multiple Choice
Keeping #Hegseth in the job of Secretary of Defense is an admission that:
A) We don't really care about our national defense
B) We are intentionally benefitting our adversaries
C) Both
D) Neither
If D, please explain.
Keeping #Hegseth in the job of Secretary of Defense is an admission that:
A) We don't really care about our national defense
B) We are intentionally benefitting our adversaries
C) Both
D) Neither
If D, please explain.
Today is the last day of #smashwords e-book sale where you can get the first book of my bisexual series for FREE. (Last day? You mean: it was just a phase?) (No, that’s not what that means.) Link in bio.
#reading #booksky #books
#reading #booksky #books
March 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Today is the last day of #smashwords e-book sale where you can get the first book of my bisexual series for FREE. (Last day? You mean: it was just a phase?) (No, that’s not what that means.) Link in bio.
#reading #booksky #books
#reading #booksky #books
Next time you download some heavily spiced bisexual erotica, consider avoiding the giant companies that openly support fascism. Right now #Smashwords has free and deeply discounted (until March 8) books and they keep the ass-kissing where it belongs. Link in bio.
#reading #books #freebooks #bi
#reading #books #freebooks #bi
March 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Next time you download some heavily spiced bisexual erotica, consider avoiding the giant companies that openly support fascism. Right now #Smashwords has free and deeply discounted (until March 8) books and they keep the ass-kissing where it belongs. Link in bio.
#reading #books #freebooks #bi
#reading #books #freebooks #bi
Currently reading "The Orphan Master's Son" (Johnson) after finishing "Prophet Song" (Lynch) for a one-two punch of life-under-authoritarian-rule. PS is harrowing, not for the fragile. TOMS is fascinating and beautiful and brutal. When I squint, I can see our future. #reading #booksky
March 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
To avoid a snarl in my novel, I decided to write some fast fun short bisexual erotica "just for a few weeks." 2 years later, I have 5 short books! What I learned: 'fast and fun' is harder than it looks. Book 1 is FREE until the 8th. Link in bio.
(Now, back to that snarl.)
#writingcommunity
(Now, back to that snarl.)
#writingcommunity
March 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
To avoid a snarl in my novel, I decided to write some fast fun short bisexual erotica "just for a few weeks." 2 years later, I have 5 short books! What I learned: 'fast and fun' is harder than it looks. Book 1 is FREE until the 8th. Link in bio.
(Now, back to that snarl.)
#writingcommunity
(Now, back to that snarl.)
#writingcommunity
The worst part is how the gullible praise the chainsaw while they are getting their legs cut off.
March 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The worst part is how the gullible praise the chainsaw while they are getting their legs cut off.
Let’s say you were interested in bisexual erotica — not you, of course, I don’t mean you, ha ha, no way! I mean, for example, your friend. Your friend who no one has met because they live in Canada — if your friend was a little bit curious about bisexual erotica, wouldn’t I be a jerk if -- (cont'd)
March 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Let’s say you were interested in bisexual erotica — not you, of course, I don’t mean you, ha ha, no way! I mean, for example, your friend. Your friend who no one has met because they live in Canada — if your friend was a little bit curious about bisexual erotica, wouldn’t I be a jerk if -- (cont'd)
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Route 4 in Paramus, NJ, yesterday. Posted on Facebook by John Weir @jweirdo.bsky.social.
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Route 4 in Paramus, NJ, yesterday. Posted on Facebook by John Weir @jweirdo.bsky.social.
Day one: over 200 executive actions, 42 executive orders, 115 personnel actions. Republicans who still calling themselves 'conservative' can bite me.
January 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Day one: over 200 executive actions, 42 executive orders, 115 personnel actions. Republicans who still calling themselves 'conservative' can bite me.
I know what I saw. You can't convince me that I did notsie it. Knotsy? Wait, major brain fart here. How the heck do you spell that?
January 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I know what I saw. You can't convince me that I did notsie it. Knotsy? Wait, major brain fart here. How the heck do you spell that?
Getting over the flu just in time for inauguration day. Ricola Negronis -- not as bad as you would think
January 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Getting over the flu just in time for inauguration day. Ricola Negronis -- not as bad as you would think
What I appreciate most about Dave Chappell's monolog on SNL was the reflected indictment of Trump by lauding the character + actions of Carter. Going forward, I want to stop stoking the day-to-day outrages, and instead give my time, energy, and focus, wherever possible, to the leaders who inspire.
January 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What I appreciate most about Dave Chappell's monolog on SNL was the reflected indictment of Trump by lauding the character + actions of Carter. Going forward, I want to stop stoking the day-to-day outrages, and instead give my time, energy, and focus, wherever possible, to the leaders who inspire.
We had a suckling pig for thanksgiving and my nipples are still sore.
December 1, 2024 at 2:28 PM
We had a suckling pig for thanksgiving and my nipples are still sore.