If there’s gonna be so much snow on the ground thats stuck around this long it could at least pay its share of rent.

Doink #broncos

This #DENvsBUF game is probably one of the more underrated games in this playoffs. I expect KC or BAL will eventually take it but you can’t count out anyone.

I gave my D&D group (lvl 13 party) a side quest to hunt a monster and bring back its stomach acid to make a rare poison that was worth a buttload. I told them where they could find the creature but I didn’t tell them what it was, and they didn’t even ask. It was a purple worm of course. 1/

Lamar: confirmed Cars fan 😭🏎️

@Ravens @Lj_era8

I fear there is deep truth here.

The key to success in life is to watch the film adaptations before you read the books.

Moved into a new apartment today and went to Walmart to get some things to zhuz the place up a little but I forgot to get a trash can and I somehow ended up with a shower curtain I didn’t want or need. #Imnotgoodatadulting

"Children, I want this to be an important lesson to you. If you do bad things, like break the law—even a lot—you are going to have to pay the consequences: nothing. Well, other than getting your job back. Because those are the rules in America, a land that cherishes justice."

The @nytimes.com should hire whoever wrote this headline. Seriously!

Anything in the universe can be up to 104% perfect, and that’s how you get pizza buffets.