The Almighty Gob
@www.thealmightygob.com
Irreverent blogger at www.thealmightygob.com. Be careful, this blog is easily addictive! Also found on MuckRack - https://muckrack.com/thealmightygob
#Bristol Green Party leader "pleased" a woman got her spine fractured by sledgehammer. She can't shower. He's pleased. Britain, 2026. #PalestineAction #ZackPolanski #BristolVerdict #KateEvans #GreenPartyUK #ElbitSystems #UKPolitics #DoubleStandards 👉 bit.ly/4rxroFU
Pleased About a Fractured Spine: The Polanski Paradox.
Or: When Britain's political (aka idiot) class learned to stop worrying and love the sledgehammer.
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February 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
#Bristol Green Party leader "pleased" a woman got her spine fractured by sledgehammer. She can't shower. He's pleased. Britain, 2026. #PalestineAction #ZackPolanski #BristolVerdict #KateEvans #GreenPartyUK #ElbitSystems #UKPolitics #DoubleStandards 👉 bit.ly/4rxroFU
"Community Left Unsurprised" - the headline Bristol won't print. If residents aren't shocked by murder, someone failed. 👉 bit.ly/4axccmk
#Bristol #Easton #StapletonRoad @bristolpost.co.uk
#Bristol #Easton #StapletonRoad @bristolpost.co.uk
The Headline 'Bristol Live' Won't Print Because It's Too Honest.
When residents aren't surprised by murder, someone's already failed.
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February 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
"Community Left Unsurprised" - the headline Bristol won't print. If residents aren't shocked by murder, someone failed. 👉 bit.ly/4axccmk
#Bristol #Easton #StapletonRoad @bristolpost.co.uk
#Bristol #Easton #StapletonRoad @bristolpost.co.uk
#bristol - Two-minute walk from my door. £1.292bn for cycle lanes. £0 for preventing this. How many more? 👉 bit.ly/4agruuw #StapletonRoad #Accountability @bristollibdems.bsky.social @bristolgreenparty.bsky.social @labourbristol.bsky.social
How Many More Lives?
A man died on Stapleton Road Tuesday night. Two-minute walk from where I'm writing this.
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February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
#bristol - Two-minute walk from my door. £1.292bn for cycle lanes. £0 for preventing this. How many more? 👉 bit.ly/4agruuw #StapletonRoad #Accountability @bristollibdems.bsky.social @bristolgreenparty.bsky.social @labourbristol.bsky.social
It's #bristol again! #Green councillor: "Walking 7 minutes is too far." MSc in Urban Planning btw. You couldn't make this up. #BristolNews #UKHousing #HousingCrisis #GreenParty #UrbanPlanning #NIMBYism #UKPolitics #LocalGovernment #BristolUK 👉 bit.ly/3Zavzvd
When Green Councillors Discover That Walking Seven Minutes Is Actually Climate Destruction.
Green councillors rejected hundreds of homes near Temple Meads because walking seven minutes was "too far."
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February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM
It's #bristol again! #Green councillor: "Walking 7 minutes is too far." MSc in Urban Planning btw. You couldn't make this up. #BristolNews #UKHousing #HousingCrisis #GreenParty #UrbanPlanning #NIMBYism #UKPolitics #LocalGovernment #BristolUK 👉 bit.ly/3Zavzvd
January 30, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I didn't exist until 2021. Now I'm 4 years old. Amazon confirmed it. Then banned me but kept selling my book and my royalties. #AmazonKDP #Author #SelfPublishing #DigitalPublishing #BristolAuthor #BPD #psychology #PublishingIndustry👉 bit.ly/4jWR1xj
I Didn't Exist Until 2021. Amazon Confirmed It.
I'm now four years old, and a published author. How about that!
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January 25, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I didn't exist until 2021. Now I'm 4 years old. Amazon confirmed it. Then banned me but kept selling my book and my royalties. #AmazonKDP #Author #SelfPublishing #DigitalPublishing #BristolAuthor #BPD #psychology #PublishingIndustry👉 bit.ly/4jWR1xj
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Weather math from 1961 explains why Bristol council can't keep promises. Fixed rules guarantee chaos. Not broken—working exactly as designed.
#BristolCouncil #ChaosTheory #government @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk
Weather math from 1961 explains why Bristol council can't keep promises. Fixed rules guarantee chaos. Not broken—working exactly as designed.
#BristolCouncil #ChaosTheory #government @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk
January 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Weather math from 1961 explains why Bristol council can't keep promises. Fixed rules guarantee chaos. Not broken—working exactly as designed.
#BristolCouncil #ChaosTheory #government @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk
Weather math from 1961 explains why Bristol council can't keep promises. Fixed rules guarantee chaos. Not broken—working exactly as designed.
#BristolCouncil #ChaosTheory #government @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk
250,000 protested #Trump in 2018. He won 2024 anyway.
#Iranian women shot in the head. You scrolled past.
#Palestinians: 50,000 dead. Your flag's on eBay now.
The flag stall proves it. You swapped causes when fashion changed. #news #trending #greenland #israel #protest @lbc.co.uk
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#Iranian women shot in the head. You scrolled past.
#Palestinians: 50,000 dead. Your flag's on eBay now.
The flag stall proves it. You swapped causes when fashion changed. #news #trending #greenland #israel #protest @lbc.co.uk
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Revolutionary Fashion Week: Why Modern Protesters Swap Causes Like Seasonal Trends.
The outcome audit: zero policy changes, maximum emotional satisfaction, infinite flag sales By The Almighty Gob | 18 January 2026,
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January 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
250,000 protested #Trump in 2018. He won 2024 anyway.
#Iranian women shot in the head. You scrolled past.
#Palestinians: 50,000 dead. Your flag's on eBay now.
The flag stall proves it. You swapped causes when fashion changed. #news #trending #greenland #israel #protest @lbc.co.uk
👉 bit.ly/4b1A5Dl
#Iranian women shot in the head. You scrolled past.
#Palestinians: 50,000 dead. Your flag's on eBay now.
The flag stall proves it. You swapped causes when fashion changed. #news #trending #greenland #israel #protest @lbc.co.uk
👉 bit.ly/4b1A5Dl
#Bristol City Council spent 3 hours literally talking "Rubbish". This is your democracy. 👉https://bit.ly/3NMsZc2 #BristolPolitics #LocalGov #Accountability @bristolpost.co.uk @bristolcouncil.bsky.social @bristolgreenparty.bsky.social @labourbristol.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
#Bristol City Council spent 3 hours literally talking "Rubbish". This is your democracy. 👉https://bit.ly/3NMsZc2 #BristolPolitics #LocalGov #Accountability @bristolpost.co.uk @bristolcouncil.bsky.social @bristolgreenparty.bsky.social @labourbristol.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social
How Kemi Badenoch Became Reform UK's Most Effective Recruiter. @conservatives.bsky.social @reformuk.bsky.social @ukpolitics0.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @dailymail.co.uk 👉 bit.ly/49NQKbo
How Kemi Badenoch Became Reform UK's Most Effective Recruiter.
How sacking Robert Jenrick turned a maybe-defection into Reform UK's biggest recruitment win of 2026.
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January 16, 2026 at 11:31 AM
How Kemi Badenoch Became Reform UK's Most Effective Recruiter. @conservatives.bsky.social @reformuk.bsky.social @ukpolitics0.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @dailymail.co.uk 👉 bit.ly/49NQKbo
The 2026 Guide to Bullshit: A Complete Taxonomy of Modern Britain's Most Reliable Export. bit.ly/44YefwM #ukpolitics @ukparliament.parliament.uk @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @reformuk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @privateeyenews.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk
The 2026 Guide to Bullshit: A Complete Taxonomy of Modern Britain's Most Reliable Export.
Everything you need to recognise when you're being had.
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January 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The 2026 Guide to Bullshit: A Complete Taxonomy of Modern Britain's Most Reliable Export. bit.ly/44YefwM #ukpolitics @ukparliament.parliament.uk @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @reformuk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @privateeyenews.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk
At least tourists visit the place on the postcard. You don't. 👉 bit.ly/4st7X2f #ProtestTourism #Venezuela #Trump2025 #Palestine #gaza #argentina #protest #activism #london #newyork @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @ianpayne.bsky.social @henryriley1.bsky.social @nytimes.com @thetimes.com
Protest Tourism: How Your Annual Leave Became a Package Holiday for the Morally Insatiable.
Once upon a time, people sent postcards from beaches they'd actually visited. Now you send Instagram stories from protests about places you'll never go.
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January 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
At least tourists visit the place on the postcard. You don't. 👉 bit.ly/4st7X2f #ProtestTourism #Venezuela #Trump2025 #Palestine #gaza #argentina #protest #activism #london #newyork @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @ianpayne.bsky.social @henryriley1.bsky.social @nytimes.com @thetimes.com
America already controls Greenland's bases. Trump threatens to invade Denmark anyway—burning down your mate's house to use their garage. 👉 bit.ly/4psNI1V #Greenland #NATO #news #usa @lbc.co.uk @nickabbot.bsky.social @bsky.app @us.theguardian.com
Trump's Greenland Shakedown: When Threatening Your Mates Becomes Foreign Policy.
Or: How Trump Learned to Stop Worrying and Threatened to Invade Denmark.
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January 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
America already controls Greenland's bases. Trump threatens to invade Denmark anyway—burning down your mate's house to use their garage. 👉 bit.ly/4psNI1V #Greenland #NATO #news #usa @lbc.co.uk @nickabbot.bsky.social @bsky.app @us.theguardian.com
Maduro Captured: The Bizarre Split Between Venezuelan Celebrations and Western Anti-War Protests.
"TRADE YOUR PALESTINIAN FLAGS FOR VENEZUELAN FLAGS HERE"
Real stall.
Venezuelans celebrated. Activists defended Maduro.
Not activism. Therapy with flags.
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bit.ly/45wVRen #Venezuela #Maduro #Activism
"TRADE YOUR PALESTINIAN FLAGS FOR VENEZUELAN FLAGS HERE"
Real stall.
Venezuelans celebrated. Activists defended Maduro.
Not activism. Therapy with flags.
👇
bit.ly/45wVRen #Venezuela #Maduro #Activism
Maduro Captured: The Bizarre Split Between Venezuelan Celebrations and Western Anti-War Protests.
Trump's Venezuela Military Strike Reveals Everything Wrong With Professional Activism in 2026.
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January 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Maduro Captured: The Bizarre Split Between Venezuelan Celebrations and Western Anti-War Protests.
"TRADE YOUR PALESTINIAN FLAGS FOR VENEZUELAN FLAGS HERE"
Real stall.
Venezuelans celebrated. Activists defended Maduro.
Not activism. Therapy with flags.
👇
bit.ly/45wVRen #Venezuela #Maduro #Activism
"TRADE YOUR PALESTINIAN FLAGS FOR VENEZUELAN FLAGS HERE"
Real stall.
Venezuelans celebrated. Activists defended Maduro.
Not activism. Therapy with flags.
👇
bit.ly/45wVRen #Venezuela #Maduro #Activism
When Your Mega-Donor Is Better Than Their Mega-Donor. bit.ly/4sgaxZh @lbc.co.uk @iaindale.bsky.social @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @reformuk.bsky.social @thetimes.com @theguardian.com @theonion.com @thetelegraph.bsky.social @thesun.co.uk @gbnewsonline.bsky.social
When Your Mega-Donor Is Better Than Their Mega-Donor.
Or: how British politics discovered that corruption depends entirely on whose team you’re funding.
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December 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When Your Mega-Donor Is Better Than Their Mega-Donor. bit.ly/4sgaxZh @lbc.co.uk @iaindale.bsky.social @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @reformuk.bsky.social @thetimes.com @theguardian.com @theonion.com @thetelegraph.bsky.social @thesun.co.uk @gbnewsonline.bsky.social
Employment Rights Bill Could Ban Christmas Songs at Work: Free Speech Union Warns of 'Offense' Liability Crisis. bit.ly/3YaA4VY #employment #pubs #bars #clubs @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @benkentish.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social
Employment Rights Bill Could Ban Christmas Songs at Work: Free Speech Union Warns of 'Offense' Liability Crisis.
When 'offensive conduct' becomes employer liability, Christmas carols become tribunal risks.
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December 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Employment Rights Bill Could Ban Christmas Songs at Work: Free Speech Union Warns of 'Offense' Liability Crisis. bit.ly/3YaA4VY #employment #pubs #bars #clubs @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @conservatives.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @benkentish.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social
A 9-year-old is in a police database. Playground language. No crime committed. Permanent record. Britain recorded 13,200 of these last year. This is thoughtcrime, and it's destroying institutions.
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#FreeSpeech #ThoughtCrime #UKPolitics #pronouns @lbc.co.uk @telegraph.co.uk
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#FreeSpeech #ThoughtCrime #UKPolitics #pronouns @lbc.co.uk @telegraph.co.uk
Britain's Non-Crime Hate Incident Scandal: 13,200 Investigations Into Things That Aren't Crimes.
How institutions reorganised around ego validation whilst children ended up in police databases.
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December 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
A 9-year-old is in a police database. Playground language. No crime committed. Permanent record. Britain recorded 13,200 of these last year. This is thoughtcrime, and it's destroying institutions.
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#FreeSpeech #ThoughtCrime #UKPolitics #pronouns @lbc.co.uk @telegraph.co.uk
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#FreeSpeech #ThoughtCrime #UKPolitics #pronouns @lbc.co.uk @telegraph.co.uk
Respecting Choices: When Other People's Decisions Become Your Drama. #bronzefield #news @lbc.co.uk @dailymirrornews.bsky.social @dailymail.co.uk @theguardian.com @theonion.com @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @thesun.co.uk @theobserveruk.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social
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Respecting Choices: When Other People's Decisions Become Your Drama.
Or: The Samaritans understand something that vigil-holders apparently don't.
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December 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Respecting Choices: When Other People's Decisions Become Your Drama. #bronzefield #news @lbc.co.uk @dailymirrornews.bsky.social @dailymail.co.uk @theguardian.com @theonion.com @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @thesun.co.uk @theobserveruk.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social
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The "Hate Crime" Problem: When Nobody Can Define What They're Protecting. @lbcnews.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @dailymail.co.uk @theguardian.com @benkentish.bsky.social bit.ly/4a3KKNm
The "Hate Crime" Problem: When Nobody Can Define What They're Protecting.
Ask ten people what "hate crime" means and you'll get ten different answers. And now they're proposing judges read your mind instead of juries!
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December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The "Hate Crime" Problem: When Nobody Can Define What They're Protecting. @lbcnews.bsky.social @lbc.co.uk @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @dailymail.co.uk @theguardian.com @benkentish.bsky.social bit.ly/4a3KKNm
The Power of Silence: Why Noise Is the Gatecrasher You Keep Letting In.
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The Power of Silence: Why Noise Is the Gatecrasher You Keep Letting In.
Most of us woke up this morning and reached for our phones. I did. You probably did too.
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December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The Power of Silence: Why Noise Is the Gatecrasher You Keep Letting In.
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Why Muslim Voters Fled Labour for the Greens—And Why It Won't Last. #green #politics @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @dailymail.co.uk #muslim #islam @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @greenparty.org.uk @theguardian.com bit.ly/3XsjoJ9
Why Muslim Voters Fled Labour for the Greens—And Why It Won't Last.
Has Islam become a far-left religion in the West? Or have Muslim voters simply run out of options?
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December 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Why Muslim Voters Fled Labour for the Greens—And Why It Won't Last. #green #politics @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @dailymail.co.uk #muslim #islam @teamlabouruk.bsky.social @greenparty.org.uk @theguardian.com bit.ly/3XsjoJ9
British Immigration Hypocrisy: Exporting Graduates to Dubai While Complaining About Care Workers. #news #uk @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @theguardian.com @thedailymailuk.bsky.social @thesun.co.uk #migration #Genz bit.ly/4rsopPz
British Immigration Hypocrisy: Exporting Graduates to Dubai While Complaining About Care Workers.
The Great British Brain Drain: Young Professionals Fleeing to Muslim Countries While Their Parents Complain About Muslim Immigration.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
British Immigration Hypocrisy: Exporting Graduates to Dubai While Complaining About Care Workers. #news #uk @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @thetimes.com @telegraph.co.uk @theguardian.com @thedailymailuk.bsky.social @thesun.co.uk #migration #Genz bit.ly/4rsopPz
We documented it happening. We filmed it happening. We shared the content about it happening. We just never stopped watching long enough to make it stop. When TikTok aesthetics and paddleboard stunts = political leadership 👇
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#UKPolitics #polanski @greenparty.org.uk
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#UKPolitics #polanski @greenparty.org.uk
The Polanski-Davey Double Act: How the Green Party and Liberal Democrats Turned British Politics Into Performance Art.
When slick videos and paddleboard stunts replace governance - inside the UK's political legitimacy crisis.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We documented it happening. We filmed it happening. We shared the content about it happening. We just never stopped watching long enough to make it stop. When TikTok aesthetics and paddleboard stunts = political leadership 👇
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#UKPolitics #polanski @greenparty.org.uk
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#UKPolitics #polanski @greenparty.org.uk
@theonion.com @privateeyenews.bsky.social @thetelegraph.bsky.social @thedailymail.bsky.social @thesun.co.uk @nytimes.com @thedailymailnews.bsky.social
The Almighty Gob Channels The Almighty God: If The Creator Wrote a Blog. #religion #christianity ##muslim @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social @iaindale.bsky.social @nickabbot.bsky.social @thetimes.com www.thealmightygob.com/p/the-almigh...
The Almighty Gob Channels The Almighty God: If The Creator Wrote a Blog.
After billions of years, God finally breaks his silence on humanity's spectacular failure.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The Almighty Gob Channels The Almighty God: If The Creator Wrote a Blog. #religion #christianity ##muslim @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social @iaindale.bsky.social @nickabbot.bsky.social @thetimes.com www.thealmightygob.com/p/the-almigh...
The Almighty Gob Channels The Almighty God: If The Creator Wrote a Blog.
After billions of years, God finally breaks his silence on humanity's spectacular failure.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The Almighty Gob Channels The Almighty God: If The Creator Wrote a Blog. #religion #christianity ##muslim @lbc.co.uk @lbcnews.bsky.social @tomswarbrick.bsky.social @nickferrarilbc.bsky.social @iaindale.bsky.social @nickabbot.bsky.social @thetimes.com www.thealmightygob.com/p/the-almigh...