Sophie Venz
@www.nevermakeyourbed.com
usually asleep, confused and/or lost
Yes, Australia doesn't exist. It's made up. I've been telling you guys this all along
November 28, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Yes, Australia doesn't exist. It's made up. I've been telling you guys this all along
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what is a bath if not a tiny pool, and what is a pool if not a tiny ocean?
November 27, 2024 at 7:30 AM
what is a bath if not a tiny pool, and what is a pool if not a tiny ocean?
My psychologist just told me that if they could give out an A+ in therapy, they would give me one
November 27, 2024 at 7:21 AM
My psychologist just told me that if they could give out an A+ in therapy, they would give me one
Having a lot of trouble sleeping lately. The Karens of the world will say this because I don’t make my bed, I just know it
November 26, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Having a lot of trouble sleeping lately. The Karens of the world will say this because I don’t make my bed, I just know it
DID MY DOMAIN CONNECTION FINALLY WORK
November 26, 2024 at 12:51 PM
DID MY DOMAIN CONNECTION FINALLY WORK
The Magic Faraway Tree changed my psyche forever when I was in Year 4
Every single school should have a library & a librarian, to help every single child find the books that will make them readers, and give them all the lifelong benefits of literacy. Libraries & librarians change children's lives FOREVER!
#literacy #libraries #librarians
#literacy #libraries #librarians
November 26, 2024 at 11:19 AM
The Magic Faraway Tree changed my psyche forever when I was in Year 4
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Homophobe Notices Flag In Shop
November 25, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Homophobe Notices Flag In Shop
What if I went back to Twitter. What then
November 25, 2024 at 1:33 PM
What if I went back to Twitter. What then
Please stop emailing me to ask if I am “Sophie Venz the journalist”. I am clearly a full time jester
November 25, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Please stop emailing me to ask if I am “Sophie Venz the journalist”. I am clearly a full time jester
My mum always told me to never post anything on the internet I wouldn’t be okay with my grandma seeing, which is very funny because if my grandma saw my tweets about The Stolen Vibrator she would have called the hotel and had them sued for negligence
November 25, 2024 at 11:36 AM
My mum always told me to never post anything on the internet I wouldn’t be okay with my grandma seeing, which is very funny because if my grandma saw my tweets about The Stolen Vibrator she would have called the hotel and had them sued for negligence
Accidentally fell asleep and missed all of the rugby game I paid £65 quid for, but my local pizza store had text me to give me a code for a free pizza. This is what they are talking about when they talk about ‘divine intervention’ btw
November 24, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Accidentally fell asleep and missed all of the rugby game I paid £65 quid for, but my local pizza store had text me to give me a code for a free pizza. This is what they are talking about when they talk about ‘divine intervention’ btw
who’s gonna be the one to tell baby soph that 9 years later, her dreams came true???
November 23, 2024 at 1:15 PM
who’s gonna be the one to tell baby soph that 9 years later, her dreams came true???
2025 is the year that hustle culture dies out and becomes embarrassing btw. You heard it here first
November 23, 2024 at 8:01 AM
2025 is the year that hustle culture dies out and becomes embarrassing btw. You heard it here first
I can’t believe I’m almost the age my mum was when she already had two children?????????? And I’m out here texting her from the other side of the world asking her “how do I stay warm in winter”
November 22, 2024 at 2:43 PM
I can’t believe I’m almost the age my mum was when she already had two children?????????? And I’m out here texting her from the other side of the world asking her “how do I stay warm in winter”
books are for losers
Who here likes books?
November 21, 2024 at 10:06 PM
books are for losers
I hate my manager so much today
November 21, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I hate my manager so much today
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Remember that libraries are proof that not every goddamned thing needs to be “for profit.”
November 20, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Remember that libraries are proof that not every goddamned thing needs to be “for profit.”
guys my teeth hurt am I turning into @teethfeelweird.bsky.social
November 21, 2024 at 9:46 PM
guys my teeth hurt am I turning into @teethfeelweird.bsky.social
girl who keeps refusing to dress for the Edinburgh winter because she was raised in queensland: “guys I’m really cold!” “Guys it’s sooo cold today” “are you guys all really cold too?” “no all good guys I’m not sick my nose is just running because I’m soooo cold”
November 21, 2024 at 10:14 AM
girl who keeps refusing to dress for the Edinburgh winter because she was raised in queensland: “guys I’m really cold!” “Guys it’s sooo cold today” “are you guys all really cold too?” “no all good guys I’m not sick my nose is just running because I’m soooo cold”
just asked a stranger in my coworking office to witness my AustralianSuper death benefit nomination for me and now we keep accidentally playing footsies… be fr chat is this the loml
November 21, 2024 at 10:09 AM
just asked a stranger in my coworking office to witness my AustralianSuper death benefit nomination for me and now we keep accidentally playing footsies… be fr chat is this the loml
KEEP BLUESKY SILLY
November 20, 2024 at 3:36 PM
KEEP BLUESKY SILLY
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If u guys like Bluesky, then u gotta check out X!
November 19, 2024 at 6:06 AM
If u guys like Bluesky, then u gotta check out X!
i will leave bluesky as soon as it turns into another marketing platform. hustle culture is soo rife in society today that no one knows how to have fun and switch off anymore. and i’m not saying this in some almighty way, i’m saying it because i hustled for nine years straight
November 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
i will leave bluesky as soon as it turns into another marketing platform. hustle culture is soo rife in society today that no one knows how to have fun and switch off anymore. and i’m not saying this in some almighty way, i’m saying it because i hustled for nine years straight
can we please just have one corner of the internet dedicated to posting silly little jokes with our friends. please. not everything needs to be about marketing and growth. i am begging you all please please please
November 20, 2024 at 3:16 PM
can we please just have one corner of the internet dedicated to posting silly little jokes with our friends. please. not everything needs to be about marketing and growth. i am begging you all please please please