WTBA
@wtba.bsky.social
I am, above all, a professional.
Comedy is a full time job.
Pragmatic Lib. 38. He/him. Cis/Pan.
Comedy is a full time job.
Pragmatic Lib. 38. He/him. Cis/Pan.
The family only gets 3 meals and NO breakfast 😤
Meal prep for the week:
5 breakfasts for me,
3 meals for the family,
Clean strawberries, sliced peppers and cucumbers for lunches and
Dishes done and dishwasher on.
Not a bad use of about four hours.
5 breakfasts for me,
3 meals for the family,
Clean strawberries, sliced peppers and cucumbers for lunches and
Dishes done and dishwasher on.
Not a bad use of about four hours.
January 19, 2026 at 4:56 AM
The family only gets 3 meals and NO breakfast 😤
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it won't be remembered as the year of cabbage
January 19, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it won't be remembered as the year of cabbage
As a white man, I can only watch porn of other white men fucking, otherwise it's a fetish
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
As a white man, I can only watch porn of other white men fucking, otherwise it's a fetish
You can't sleep yet. There is another football game starting!
January 18, 2026 at 11:36 PM
You can't sleep yet. There is another football game starting!
I wish I could shave without looking like I was eating an ass full of barbed wire afterwards
January 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I wish I could shave without looking like I was eating an ass full of barbed wire afterwards
There are so many guys out there and this is what they come up with?
Sources: The Titans scheduled an in-person interview with 49ers DC Robert Saleh tomorrow afternoon. He’s a serious candidate, despite not overlapping with GM Mike Borgonzi.
Matt Nagy tomorrow morning. Saleh in the afternoon, plus Jeff Hafley for Tuesday — TEN has its top 3.
Matt Nagy tomorrow morning. Saleh in the afternoon, plus Jeff Hafley for Tuesday — TEN has its top 3.
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
There are so many guys out there and this is what they come up with?
They caused the plane crash that put Tom Hanks on the island?!
The Tories never should have been forgiven for the Wilson Plot.
January 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
They caused the plane crash that put Tom Hanks on the island?!
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i yearn for the baka sized rice bowl
"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"
January 17, 2026 at 9:25 PM
i yearn for the baka sized rice bowl
She's a hot piece of 🇮🇹 🍑
“ I think lady Gaga is so hot that’s why I want to buy all her posters and hang them in my room” - me in 2009
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
She's a hot piece of 🇮🇹 🍑
I sort of hate passing so much. I want queer folks to see I'm one of them rather than just another cishet white man blending into the scenery.
I’m sorry you people this THIS man could possibly be heterosexual
January 17, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I sort of hate passing so much. I want queer folks to see I'm one of them rather than just another cishet white man blending into the scenery.
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Will the Thrill Stancil
January 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Will the Thrill Stancil
(to the tune of Jason Derulo) 🎶Kevin Patullo 🎶
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 AM
(to the tune of Jason Derulo) 🎶Kevin Patullo 🎶
Circles under your eyes so dark you nearly earn The Pass
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Circles under your eyes so dark you nearly earn The Pass
DOCTOR? They have doctorates in Plumbing now?!
Oh, did you know that Dr. Mario has a daughter called Kinoppe? And she's cute as heck?
January 15, 2026 at 3:25 AM
DOCTOR? They have doctorates in Plumbing now?!
At least I'm bruising on the other arm for non shoulder injury reasons
January 14, 2026 at 5:44 AM
At least I'm bruising on the other arm for non shoulder injury reasons
Didn't have a Will Smith frotting documentary on my 2026 bingo card
January 13, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Didn't have a Will Smith frotting documentary on my 2026 bingo card
Is this because the penny is gone? Don't need people to roll them up anymore 😒
*CITI TO ELIMINATE ABOUT 1,000 JOBS THIS WEEK IN COST-CUT PUSH
January 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Is this because the penny is gone? Don't need people to roll them up anymore 😒
Weird how we demand tolerance on race and LGBT issues but not for gluten or lactose. Intolerance is intolerance. In this house, we except NONE of it.
January 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Weird how we demand tolerance on race and LGBT issues but not for gluten or lactose. Intolerance is intolerance. In this house, we except NONE of it.
For the record, I'm thrilled she chose Senate in this wave year. It's worth 6 years instead of 2.
January 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
For the record, I'm thrilled she chose Senate in this wave year. It's worth 6 years instead of 2.
