WTF Just Happened??
@wtafjusthappened.bsky.social
Woke Gen X, freethinking atheist who loves a laugh at really stupid things.
Loves trivia, EV's and 80's music.
Hates intolerance and injustice.
He/him
Loves trivia, EV's and 80's music.
Hates intolerance and injustice.
He/him
ABC News Editor: Quick, instead of a drunkard and womaniser, make Barnaby appear appealing
Reporter: How about "always run his own race"?
ABC News Editor: Perfect!
Reporter: How about "always run his own race"?
ABC News Editor: Perfect!
October 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
ABC News Editor: Quick, instead of a drunkard and womaniser, make Barnaby appear appealing
Reporter: How about "always run his own race"?
ABC News Editor: Perfect!
Reporter: How about "always run his own race"?
ABC News Editor: Perfect!
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So is ABC or any media going to show us or spk to any Palestinians who are miraculously still alive after 2yrs of daily bombings by Israel? Seems pretty one sided at the moment. Palestinians wrongly held captive by Israel are also being released today, barely a mention.
October 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
So is ABC or any media going to show us or spk to any Palestinians who are miraculously still alive after 2yrs of daily bombings by Israel? Seems pretty one sided at the moment. Palestinians wrongly held captive by Israel are also being released today, barely a mention.
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There is no single way to resist; only the courage to invent one. 👍
October 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
There is no single way to resist; only the courage to invent one. 👍
Me: (drives past cemetery)
Brain: Say it... say it!
Me: That's the dead centre of town. People are dying to get in
Brain: Say it... say it!
Me: That's the dead centre of town. People are dying to get in
August 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Me: (drives past cemetery)
Brain: Say it... say it!
Me: That's the dead centre of town. People are dying to get in
Brain: Say it... say it!
Me: That's the dead centre of town. People are dying to get in
This is a game changer 🔋⚡😍
August 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
This is a game changer 🔋⚡😍
Happy birthday John Venn 😂
August 6, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Happy birthday John Venn 😂
"The 850 MW power capacity makes it the biggest unit of any type to be connected to the Australian grid, beating the 750 MW Kogan Creek coal-fired generator in Queensland." 🔋⚡👍
reneweconomy.com.au/australias-m...
reneweconomy.com.au/australias-m...
Australia’s most powerful battery is now officially operating as the grid’s biggest shock absorber
Australia’s most powerful battery, and the biggest thing to be connected to the country’s main grids, is now officially working as a kind of giant shock absorber.
reneweconomy.com.au
August 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
"The 850 MW power capacity makes it the biggest unit of any type to be connected to the Australian grid, beating the 750 MW Kogan Creek coal-fired generator in Queensland." 🔋⚡👍
reneweconomy.com.au/australias-m...
reneweconomy.com.au/australias-m...
NSW Police: Is there anyway to shut down this completely legal protest, now that we've lost the Supreme Court case?
Police Commissioner: How about due to "safety concerns"?
NSW Police: Perfect!
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...
Police Commissioner: How about due to "safety concerns"?
NSW Police: Perfect!
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...
Live: Sydney Harbour Bridge reopens after 90,000 march in pro-Palestinian rally
Protesters in Sydney and Melbourne have marched in support of Palestinians in Gaza, with the Sydney Harbour Bridge closed to traffic as an estimated 100,000 people walked across. Follow live.
www.abc.net.au
August 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
NSW Police: Is there anyway to shut down this completely legal protest, now that we've lost the Supreme Court case?
Police Commissioner: How about due to "safety concerns"?
NSW Police: Perfect!
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...
Police Commissioner: How about due to "safety concerns"?
NSW Police: Perfect!
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...
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Are the wheels falling off the Liberal campaign?
March 20, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Are the wheels falling off the Liberal campaign?
This guy is the billionaire that America needs 👇
If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company.
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
March 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
This guy is the billionaire that America needs 👇
And always veers to the right 🙄
February 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
And always veers to the right 🙄
Check mate 😂
February 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Check mate 😂
Dear manager,
This week:
1. Somebody above is in a desperate state
2. Some kind of urgency, the kind that won't wait
3. I say tomorrow, he say today
4. And the man in my head well he tell me no way
5. Keep working
This week:
1. Somebody above is in a desperate state
2. Some kind of urgency, the kind that won't wait
3. I say tomorrow, he say today
4. And the man in my head well he tell me no way
5. Keep working
Dear manager,
This week:
1. I've been to Hollywood
2. I've been to Redwood
3. I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold
4. I've been in my mind
5. It's such a fine line that keeps me searching for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.
This week:
1. I've been to Hollywood
2. I've been to Redwood
3. I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold
4. I've been in my mind
5. It's such a fine line that keeps me searching for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.
Dear manager:
1. Friday night I crashed your party
2. Saturday I said, "I'm sorry"
3. Sunday came and trashed me out again
4. I was only having fun, wasn't hurting anyone
5. And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change
1. Friday night I crashed your party
2. Saturday I said, "I'm sorry"
3. Sunday came and trashed me out again
4. I was only having fun, wasn't hurting anyone
5. And we all enjoyed the weekend for a change
February 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Dear manager,
This week:
1. Somebody above is in a desperate state
2. Some kind of urgency, the kind that won't wait
3. I say tomorrow, he say today
4. And the man in my head well he tell me no way
5. Keep working
This week:
1. Somebody above is in a desperate state
2. Some kind of urgency, the kind that won't wait
3. I say tomorrow, he say today
4. And the man in my head well he tell me no way
5. Keep working
Signed 👇
February 14, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Signed 👇
ABC News Editor: Quick, I need a story about falling Tesla sales without referring to Musk as a N@zi
Reporter: How about "alienating political views"?
ABC News Editor: Perfect!
Reporter: How about "alienating political views"?
ABC News Editor: Perfect!
February 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
ABC News Editor: Quick, I need a story about falling Tesla sales without referring to Musk as a N@zi
Reporter: How about "alienating political views"?
ABC News Editor: Perfect!
Reporter: How about "alienating political views"?
ABC News Editor: Perfect!
ABC News Editor: Quick, get me a story about the impact of floods on the real estate industry
Reporter: Don't you mean residents?
ABC News Editor: I said get me a story about the impact of floods on the real estate industry!
Reporter: Don't you mean residents?
ABC News Editor: I said get me a story about the impact of floods on the real estate industry!
February 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
ABC News Editor: Quick, get me a story about the impact of floods on the real estate industry
Reporter: Don't you mean residents?
ABC News Editor: I said get me a story about the impact of floods on the real estate industry!
Reporter: Don't you mean residents?
ABC News Editor: I said get me a story about the impact of floods on the real estate industry!
The Guardian Editor: Quick, get me a story that makes Dutton look strong and Albo look indecisive
Reporter: How about Dutton praising Trump and Albo avoiding comment?
The Guardian Editor: Perfect!
Reporter: How about Dutton praising Trump and Albo avoiding comment?
The Guardian Editor: Perfect!
February 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
The Guardian Editor: Quick, get me a story that makes Dutton look strong and Albo look indecisive
Reporter: How about Dutton praising Trump and Albo avoiding comment?
The Guardian Editor: Perfect!
Reporter: How about Dutton praising Trump and Albo avoiding comment?
The Guardian Editor: Perfect!
Compare the pair 😳
February 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Compare the pair 😳
Oh FFS. The ABC with another "Dutton says" story 🙄
February 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Oh FFS. The ABC with another "Dutton says" story 🙄
Bizarre illegal things in Queensland today:
Owning more than 50kg of potatoes without proof of purchase.
Leaving your car unlocked if you're more than 3m away.
Keeping more than two cats in Brisbane without a permit.
Walking on the right side of a footpath
Changing a light bulb without a license
🙄
Owning more than 50kg of potatoes without proof of purchase.
Leaving your car unlocked if you're more than 3m away.
Keeping more than two cats in Brisbane without a permit.
Walking on the right side of a footpath
Changing a light bulb without a license
🙄
January 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Bizarre illegal things in Queensland today:
Owning more than 50kg of potatoes without proof of purchase.
Leaving your car unlocked if you're more than 3m away.
Keeping more than two cats in Brisbane without a permit.
Walking on the right side of a footpath
Changing a light bulb without a license
🙄
Owning more than 50kg of potatoes without proof of purchase.
Leaving your car unlocked if you're more than 3m away.
Keeping more than two cats in Brisbane without a permit.
Walking on the right side of a footpath
Changing a light bulb without a license
🙄
"Prominent anti-Voice campaigner Warren Mundine has been accused of making "disrespectful" remarks after he claimed there was "no doubt" the preselected Liberal candidate for the blue-ribbon Sydney seat of Bradfield was picked because she is a woman." 🙄
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01...
Prominent anti-Voice campaigner accused of 'disrespectful' comments
Prominent anti-Voice campaigner Warren Mundine said there was "no doubt" the preselected Liberal candidate for the blue-ribbon Sydney seat of Bradfield was picked because she is a woman.
www.abc.net.au
January 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"Prominent anti-Voice campaigner Warren Mundine has been accused of making "disrespectful" remarks after he claimed there was "no doubt" the preselected Liberal candidate for the blue-ribbon Sydney seat of Bradfield was picked because she is a woman." 🙄
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01...
There's a bit of thinking required here...
January 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
There's a bit of thinking required here...
ABC News Editor: Quick, I need some more LNP talking points about off shore wind turbines
Reporter: How about "opponents are already raising concerns about where the infrastructure will go when it's decommissioned"?
ABC News Editor: Perfect!
Reporter: How about "opponents are already raising concerns about where the infrastructure will go when it's decommissioned"?
ABC News Editor: Perfect!
January 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
ABC News Editor: Quick, I need some more LNP talking points about off shore wind turbines
Reporter: How about "opponents are already raising concerns about where the infrastructure will go when it's decommissioned"?
ABC News Editor: Perfect!
Reporter: How about "opponents are already raising concerns about where the infrastructure will go when it's decommissioned"?
ABC News Editor: Perfect!
