normie hermaphrodite
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i think about breaking my jaw and nose or shattering all of my teeth a lot. it’s a sick obsession that no one should have, but it entertains me!
February 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
i think about breaking my jaw and nose or shattering all of my teeth a lot. it’s a sick obsession that no one should have, but it entertains me!
normie hermaphrodite dinner
- garbanzo beans with beyond steak and arugula salad with trader joe’s vegan caesar dressing
- normie hermaphrodite “enjoying” a banana
- white grapes, snickerdoodle cookies and nitro takis
- pumpkin spice tea with cinnamon
- garbanzo beans with beyond steak and arugula salad with trader joe’s vegan caesar dressing
- normie hermaphrodite “enjoying” a banana
- white grapes, snickerdoodle cookies and nitro takis
- pumpkin spice tea with cinnamon
February 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
normie hermaphrodite dinner
- garbanzo beans with beyond steak and arugula salad with trader joe’s vegan caesar dressing
- normie hermaphrodite “enjoying” a banana
- white grapes, snickerdoodle cookies and nitro takis
- pumpkin spice tea with cinnamon
- garbanzo beans with beyond steak and arugula salad with trader joe’s vegan caesar dressing
- normie hermaphrodite “enjoying” a banana
- white grapes, snickerdoodle cookies and nitro takis
- pumpkin spice tea with cinnamon
i’ve been so into the music of prolaps lately. this is what modern breakcore should be.
open.spotify.com/track/13Wyu3...
open.spotify.com/track/13Wyu3...
Sycophant Suckerpunch
Prolaps · Pure Mud Volume 7 · Song · 2020
open.spotify.com
February 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i’ve been so into the music of prolaps lately. this is what modern breakcore should be.
open.spotify.com/track/13Wyu3...
open.spotify.com/track/13Wyu3...
accidentally had my windows surface too close to my space heater and it overheated in the middle of an assignment that i didn’t save…i hope word remembered to autosave it lol
February 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
accidentally had my windows surface too close to my space heater and it overheated in the middle of an assignment that i didn’t save…i hope word remembered to autosave it lol
while riding the train earlier today, i went through the west end station and saw a live film set with lights and foil and a crew. the actor was dressed like an old lady. wonder what that’s for!
February 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
while riding the train earlier today, i went through the west end station and saw a live film set with lights and foil and a crew. the actor was dressed like an old lady. wonder what that’s for!
the only thing i dislike about my endocrinology clinic is that it’s primarily old people here so i get stares for having piercings and being under the age of 40. and also i’m the only black person present usually, lol
February 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the only thing i dislike about my endocrinology clinic is that it’s primarily old people here so i get stares for having piercings and being under the age of 40. and also i’m the only black person present usually, lol
my bush and pits make up for what hair i’m lacking on my face and head
February 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
my bush and pits make up for what hair i’m lacking on my face and head
read it and weep, dipshit!
January 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
read it and weep, dipshit!
you can come over to my house and not take off your shoes and pour a big glass of juice. i lead a life of abundance and recklessness because i will fix everything again, in time
January 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
you can come over to my house and not take off your shoes and pour a big glass of juice. i lead a life of abundance and recklessness because i will fix everything again, in time
i need to see reverend kristin haytor/lingua ignota live asap
January 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
i need to see reverend kristin haytor/lingua ignota live asap
friendship crafting and hanging out + fuzzy the cat!
January 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
friendship crafting and hanging out + fuzzy the cat!
my main goal is to make enough money to comfortably buy fetish gear that i only use for adding flair to everyday outfits. imagine how great i’d look in a gimp mask with my leather jacket and doc martens!
January 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
my main goal is to make enough money to comfortably buy fetish gear that i only use for adding flair to everyday outfits. imagine how great i’d look in a gimp mask with my leather jacket and doc martens!
i’ve never cut my toenails in a normal way before, i done shaved down a good 25% of my big toenail !!!
January 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
i’ve never cut my toenails in a normal way before, i done shaved down a good 25% of my big toenail !!!
visited family at the hospital and kind of served a fit in my $38 thrifted leather jacket + $40 vintage docs
January 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
visited family at the hospital and kind of served a fit in my $38 thrifted leather jacket + $40 vintage docs
i’m going to be the first non ethical monogamous person
January 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
i’m going to be the first non ethical monogamous person
this is what it’s like to be me
January 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is what it’s like to be me
- cook mushrooms in fridge
- do notes for class
- make dinner (in progress)
- clean bathroom
- do notes for class
- make dinner (in progress)
- clean bathroom
January 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
- cook mushrooms in fridge
- do notes for class
- make dinner (in progress)
- clean bathroom
- do notes for class
- make dinner (in progress)
- clean bathroom
yet again i have knicked my eyelid while shaving my eyebrows. woe, i say, woe!
January 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
yet again i have knicked my eyelid while shaving my eyebrows. woe, i say, woe!
Reposted by normie hermaphrodite
(dapping up my skeleton friend and trying to think of what skeletons would consider a compliment) looking Gaunt
January 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
(dapping up my skeleton friend and trying to think of what skeletons would consider a compliment) looking Gaunt
‘golden retriever bf’ i’m collaring him, teaching him to fetch and getting him a vasectomy!
January 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
‘golden retriever bf’ i’m collaring him, teaching him to fetch and getting him a vasectomy!
my mom is in the hospital, which is not great, but i can record vocals for “music” so that’s neat!
January 23, 2025 at 8:53 AM
my mom is in the hospital, which is not great, but i can record vocals for “music” so that’s neat!
i need to stop doing laundry late in the day because i washed my sheets and i want to go to bed but they’re still drying. oh well, what a life.
January 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
i need to stop doing laundry late in the day because i washed my sheets and i want to go to bed but they’re still drying. oh well, what a life.
sorting through clothes for future donations and washing some blankets :] yay
January 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
sorting through clothes for future donations and washing some blankets :] yay
Reposted by normie hermaphrodite
Self Portrait, 1911
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25124
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25124
January 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Self Portrait, 1911
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25124
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25124