rejected new yorker cartoon

this is like the friend group that’s almost too safe and casual it makes you question suicide

got to see one of my fav bands ever @ aftershock in sacramento. and their wines actually pretty good!!

me no are no nice guy

bsky what teh fuck is uppppp

i go hard like a penis

Is this thing on?

i do not have an idea for a funny first post here but i have been recently watching the tv show flight of the conchords and i really like the part in the intro where the cgi whale appears so here's a screenshot of it

it’s peanut butter jelly time

picks you up and throws you into a pit of exploding snakes

im too scared to tweet maybe its time to switch over here

sup sluts

Bro last night was a nebula exclusive video essay

are we rlly calling it “skeeting”

As a straight cis white guy I can't stress enough how refreshing it is on Bluey where my perspective is one of many rather than the presumptive singular, shutting out everybody else. Work, language, art, family life, perceived normalcy... but especially horniness. God damn, go get it.

u should all follow @lexaworm.bsky.social she is the best person in the whole wide world