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A Stargate podcast! Available everywhere! 🧇 Hosted by Chelsea and Arezou; posts by Chelsea. 🧇 Hosts @chelseafairless and @arezouamin/@arezoudeetoo on various sites.
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The best early Christmas present 🥹
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re wrapping up Stargate Atlantis S3 with episodes 18-19 Submersion and Vengeance 🌊 A Wraith Queen + an underwater lab and then Michael is back! Yay? 😂 No more bugs though, please.

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A Wraith Queen is strapped to a gurney style table without rails. She is looking at Teyla who has her back to the camera so that we can only see the back left of her head and her left shoulder. The queen’s outfit is very goth chic with a hint of dragon princess. Her bustier with straps is made of strips of black leather and so are her arm braces. Her flowy pants have layers to them too but we can really see them here. Her skin tone is light green with blue around her eyes. She’s killing it on looks as far as a wraith goes. This time Michael has Teyla strapped to a metal table in a very sketchy underground lab that would definitely not pass a health inspection. She’s looking to the right and generally in the direction of the camera and she’s very worried. Micheal is to her left fidgeting with something we can’t see. The background objects are very early Frankenstein and the lighting definitely gives evil lair. Michael’s outfit is brown leather with layers on the arms. He has short white hair and his skin tone is looking more human now. Arezou says he’s giving Christian Slater.
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S3 E16-17 The Ark and Sunday 🕶️ AR1 saves the last of a dying people and then we lose our beloved Carson 😭 I can’t believe they did this to us again!

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Jamus, an older slightly balding white guy, is explaining how their life-saving modules work to John, and John looks mildly confused. They’re in a 1960s style moon base, so the wall behind them is covered in various gadgets and vents; there’s a lot of blue and gray but a little gold here and there too. John is in his usual gear and Jamus’ outfit looks like a stereotypical sci-fi rando who has advanced past the medieval era into more modern clothing, also in blue and gray. Carson and Rodney are standing on a pier on the edge of Atlantis with the whole city in the background and dusk lighting. Carson appears out of phase since he has already passed and Rodney is now hallucinating one last conversation with him. As silly as the show can be sometimes, they also do poignant and emotional very well. Farewell, dear friend.
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S3 E14-15 Tao of Rodney and The Game 👨‍💻 It’s Rodney week as he almost ascends and is then revered as a god because of what he and John thought was a video game 😂

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Rodney and other scientists are in an ancient lab. Rodney is standing on a platform in front of a computer console and there is a turquoise beam of light coming down from the ceiling and wrapping around his body like rope. There are two other scientists visible in the left background. The room is classic ancient design with some small windows near the ceiling. This is a classic, don’t turn it on before you know what it does problem. This is a portrait of Rodney done in a medieval style. Everything is done in warm tones with a golden background. The background also has random circle patterns and there’s a bright golden sunburst around Rodney’s head. His clothing is his standard Atlantis gear with a Canada patch but it’s almost unrecognizable in this style. Also visible is the frame on each side, but not top and bottom since this is zoomed in. This is the most heroic looking Rodney has ever been.
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S3E12-13 Echoes and Irresponsible 🐋 Our favorite whales are back! … and so is Lucius. 🥴 Somehow Kolya makes up for it??? 😂

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The Daedalus is flying towards the sun in Lantea’s solar system. The image shows the Daedalus from a back right angle in the left foreground with the sun in the right background. The sun looks very molten as suns are wont to do. The surrounding area is pitch black. Richard Kind as Lucius Lavin. He has a very goofy look on his face as he tells a preposterous story. He’s wearing a black button up shirt with a black vest and looking to the left of the image. Behind him is a red brick building with a white paned window with sheer white curtains. There may be some kind of sign leaning against the brick in the bottom left corner but it’s hard to tell. Oh Lucius, you are very creepy and I’m glad we don’t see you again after this. See you never.
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S3E10-11 The Return Part 1&2 👾 The Ancients have returned to Atlantis but they underestimate those pesky Replicators! Better them than us though? 😂

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Captain Helia of the Lantean warship Tria has activated a pedestal in front of the Atlantis Stargate that we didn’t know existed before. She has her right hand on it while in mid-speech. She and another Lantean behind her are wearing multiple shades of beige and brown in mixed linen and leather with multiple layers. These Ancients really need to introduce color into their wardrobe. Her curly hair looks good though. John and Rodney and standing slightly behind Helia to her left, looking confused. Part of the Stargate is visible in the left background. The new pedestal matches the turquoise aesthetic of the rest of Atlantis. Rodney is sitting in the cockpit of a jumper, facing away from us and towards the back end of the jumper. He has an anti-replicator gun pointed at Niam who he just shot. Niam is mid-demolecularization so he looks out of phase with the rest of the shot. He’s glowing slightly and looks very pixelated. Kinda like if you copied an image from one of the first computers and pasted it onto a new image. Cool effect.
October 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S3E8-9 McKay & Mrs. Miller and Phantoms 👻 We meet Rodney’s genius sister and the team has personal hallucinations 🫨 I would look the same meeting Hermiod 😂

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Jeannie on the right is looking at Hermiod in the left foreground. It’s her first time meeting an alien so she looks mildly shocked and nervous. At least she has the tact to not ask why he’s naked! We only see Hermiod’s right profile as he looks at Rodney off camera. Jeannie is wearing a blue tank top and holding something unidentifiable from this crop. There are some electronics visible on the wall in the background. I’ll take more of Kate Hewlett any day. John is in a desert setting to mimic Afghanistan. There’s a crashed US helicopter in the left background, which is in a flatter area surrounded by a low ridge. John has crawled up one ridge and is looking beyond to the right of the image while holding a gun and getting something out of his vest. Both the helicopter and John are in desert camo. He has a look of determination and focus on his face. There’s a light sepia filter over the whole thing but it’s not as bad as some other shows I’ve seen. God forbid a middle eastern desert has normal lighting 😂
October 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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I woke up a published author this morning 🥹

The Aroosi Arrangement is out NOW on Kindle and in paperback!

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A purple background with the text "out now in KU and paperback" and featuring the cover of The Aroosi Arrangement, which has two people dressed nicely against the toronto skyline.
October 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S3E6-7 The Real World and Common Ground 🗝️ Weir is trapped in a false reality and John teams up with a Wraith to get free of Kolya ⛓️‍💥 It’s Todd!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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Elizabeth just woke up in a mental health hospital not knowing how she got there. She’s wearing white scrubs and standing at a window with partially open blinds, looking at her identification bracelet on her left wrist. Outside the window we can vaguely see some greenery and a brick building maybe 30ish feet away. Don’t let those pesky replicators fool you, girl! It’s Todd the Wraith!!! In our introduction to Todd, we see him now in a jail cell standing close to the bars looking out. There’s some patterned yellow lighting in the background- not sure if the light is being cast strangely or if the surface it’s lighting up isn’t smooth. It’s hard to tell with so little context. Todd has a green complexion with dark green facial markings- which are actually inspired by Kiss. He has a roughly star shaped marking around his left eye. His white hair is very scraggly since he probly hasn’t washed it in many years, poor baby. He also has a goatee about three inches long. He’s looking with interest outside his cell. You’ll be free soon, babe!
October 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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The team was disappointed, but not surprised, that this planet looked a lot like British Columbia

#DailyDistraction #StargateSG1
A very judgey SG1 is standing together in a forest
October 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Happy Birthday @arezouamin.bsky.social! Thanks for being such a great cohost!
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The image is from the time when the Wraith bombarded Atlantis and the weapons fire on the shield looks like fireworks. Superimposed on the image is text reading, Happy Birthday! Arezou is simply the best!
October 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing #Stargate Atlantis S3E4-5 Sateda and Progeny 👊 Ronon is briefly made a runner again and we meet the Pegasus version of the Replicators! 👾 I just love this pic of Niam 😂

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Ultra close-up of Ronon who looks pissed. We can just see his face and dreads. I just noticed his has a ring on one dread! It would be funny if he slowly collected more trinkets like Jack Sparrow. Niam the replicator goes flying out into space when AR1 releases the rear hatch of the jumper. It’s a blurry photo but worth it cuz it’s so funny. The back end of the jumper is visible around the edges and then Niam is in the center. His arms are spread wide and his legs are spread eagle with his right leg bent. He has a shocked expression on his face, which is to be expected lol. I can’t believe it took this long to comically yeet someone into space like this. They did technically yeet that iratus bug in the same way but it wasn’t as funny.
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S3E2-3 Misbegotten and Irresistible 💩 The newly humanized Wraith go rogue and a big creep tries to take over Atlantis 🙅‍♀️ We can learn a lot of lessons here 😂

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Eight newly humanized Wraith are sitting in a semi circle in a makeshift army camp tent. They’re all sitting at the ends of their cots and all wearing white jumpsuits. Some are bald or have shaved heads while the rest have terrible white wigs. Only Lathan has a good wig since he has multiple speaking lines. They all look annoyed. There is also a boot sticking out the end of a cot which belongs to Michael but that’s the only part of him that’s visible. This whole plot is truly an ethical clusterfuck. They really let this retrovirus thing go too far. Don’t subject us to these party city wigs like this for no good reason. Lucius, pictured left, is very creepily looking at Teyla on the right, who is looking away in frustration. Lucius is wearing non-time period specific clothing from the historical bin. It’s giving lazy late 18th century, though the women’s clothing would suggest a more modern period. There’s a woman’s head barely visible in the far background. Poor thing is probly under Lucius’ love spell; she deserves better, as does Teyla.
September 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 We’re back! Today we’re discussing Stargate Atlantis S2E20 & S3E1 Allies and No Man’s Land 🧛‍♀️ Michael has brought some friends to Atlantis for a plan with the retrovirus but can a Wraith Queen be trusted?

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A Wraith Queen with mostly black hair and wearing a waspy white and baby blue leather outfit sits on the left side of the image. On the right is a Wraith scientist with white hair, pale green skin, and wearing black leather. Part of a random airman is visible behind the Wraith on the right. They’re sitting at the conference table near the control room in Atlantis. The queen is mid speech and the scientist is listening attentively. The other queens we’ve met have been pretty creepy and I feel like this one has made the most effort to appear human, which is interesting. Her skin color is barely different from ours at all, just a bit more pale on her face and then just a few strands of gray hair. So it makes wonder if she was intentionally trying to appear less scary or if the makeup department was tired of all the green. This is a mid-space battle image. In the right foreground is the Orion which has just fired drones on the hive ship in the left background. The drones are arcing around the hive ship and causing many explosions- very nice visual effects. There’s a third ship in the right background and it’s honestly hard to tell if it’s the Daedalus or another hive. There were two hives in this battle but I think it’s the Daedalus because it looks like a cruiser is headed for it which lines up with the plot. So the other hive must be just off screen. I love a good space battle!
September 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 This is the last week of our summer hiatus, so please enjoy this clip comparing Stargate 1994 movie Daniel and Milo from Atlantis: The Lost Empire 🌊 Are they the same person???

This originally aired 7/23/24.
September 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 We’re on week 3 (of 4) of our summer hiatus, but please enjoy this clip discussing which of the SG1 boys would be a better Valentine 💘

Listen to the full episode to hear more on Valentines!
This is from S2 E1-2 which aired 2/8/23.
September 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 We’re on week 2 of 4 of our summer hiatus, so instead of a podcast episode, please enjoy this clip describing Arezou’s Stargate Infinity boyfriend, Echo 😂

(From Infinity Episodes 1-4 on 1/31/23)
August 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 We’re on summer hiatus right now but enjoy this clip of Arezou’s best quote guess from Stargate SG1 Season 7 Episodes 21-22 (episode #86) ❤️
August 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing favorite episodes, character arcs, and more in Stargate SG1 Seasons 8 and 9! These two seasons are practically different shows so they make for an interesting comparison!

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This is a dope looking skull made of fire surrounded by differently textured fire. The skull part looks more like normal flames and the surrounding area almost looks like stones. I guess that would probably be the hotter part of the fire at the base if this was a normal fire in any way. I’m now realizing that I don’t know how to describe fire very well. Anyway this was something that Vala saw in a dream about the Ori. Dun dun dun. This is a promo shot for the season 9 cast and they’re all wearing civilian clothes. I assume they’re actually in front of a green screen but what we can see looks like a prop warehouse with a Stargate on the left and shelves and ladders and big lights in the back. From left to right on the top row we have Landry, Sam, Daniel, and Vala. From left to right on the bottom is Teal’c and Cam. Sam, Daniel, and Vala are standing while everyone else is sitting. Everyone is mostly facing the camera but Daniel and Vala’s bodies are faced towards each other so that’s an interesting arrangement. A little suggestive…
August 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate SG1 S9 E18-19 Arthur’s Mantle and Crusade 🗡️ Let’s have some more respect for Dr. Lee and Vala! They’re both really going through it! Also, a zombie 🧟‍♂️

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Sam, Cam, Daniel, Landry, and Dr. Lee are all standing around an Ancient keyboard with an orange holographic display being projected from it. They’re in Dr. Lee’s office so there are lots of computers, machinery, and scientific equipment around the room. The keyboard is on a metal table with electrodes attached to it and a laptop and lamp also on the table. Cam is pressing a key on the keyboard and Dr. Lee is pointing at what he’s doing. You can’t tell from the photo but Sam and Cam are out of phase! Arezou and I spend several minutes of our podcast discussing how you would go to the bathroom if you were out of phase…. 😂 Vala is seated at a plain light gray table holding a half full glass of water and there’s an almost full pitcher of water on the left edge of the frame. Vala is in the standard green fatigues, she is mid-speech, and she looks concerned. Her left hand is slightly in motion as she uses it to emphasize what she’s saying. Our poor baby is really going through it and Landry won’t stop interrupting her! Shut up, dude! They tell her to speed up her story and then realize they shouldn’t have when she skips to big moments 😂 Let women talk!
August 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate SG1 S9 E16-17 Off the Grid and The Scourge 🧁 The Lucian Alliance is now into agriculture, Ba’al is stealing gates, and flesh-eating bugs are simply not necessary ❌

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Cam and Sam are wearing their bounty hunter cosplay outfits while tied up and sitting on a long bench. Part of Daniel’s body is visible on the left side as well as the edge of a gun in the foreground which is blocking Daniel’s head from view. The background is a sandstone wall. I really want to know who at the SGC is making these outfits. The Lucian Alliance seems to really like leather, buckles, metal embellishments, and bits of fur. These outfits just look hot as in I would be sweating so much. It’s not really even sexy leather, it’s more grungey. They don’t look bad necessarily, just a little goofy. 22 of the alien bug R-75 are visible inside a hazmat viewing chamber with a scientist’s hand tapping the glass with a pen. The bugs kinda look like giant black beetles. They’re about one inch wide and two inches long with hard shells and two little horn things on their head. I could really do without a flesh-eating bug episode but maybe it’s required in sci-fi. Don’t eat while watching this episode!
July 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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AO3 might be down, but here’s a silly Sam/Jack video I made a few years ago for JacobFest.

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Rude (Marry That Girl) - Sam/Jack
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July 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Happy Sam&Jack ship day!!! 🥰
A compilation of three images. On the top is Sam and Jack watching her father die and Jack says he’ll always be there for her. Bottom left is Jack and Sam cuddling for warmth in Antarctica. Bottom right is alternate Jack and Sam kissing in Egypt. They’re “simply the best”! There’s another photo I really wanted to use but we haven’t gotten there in our podcast yet so I didn’t want to spoil it for Arezou 😂 If you know, you know…
July 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate SG1 S9E14-15 Stronghold and Ethon 🦅 Ba’al is back to brainwash Jaffa and RIP Prometheus 🪦 Our first ship did us good 😭 Lost in such a pointless fight too 🙄

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Ba’al has captured Teal’c and strapped him down in a standing position to attempt to brainwash him. On the left side of the image, we see Teal’c’s right profile; he looks determined and he’s wearing his armor undershirt and has a memory device on his temple. Ba’al is standing to his left on the right side of the image, wearing a snazzy suit and leaning his right elbow against Teal’c’s platform thing that he’s on. There’s a fire burning in the right side background. Ba’al’s suit layers include a beige turtleneck, an army green vest, and an orange-gold-green suit jacket with a pattern vaguely similar to paisley on the lapels. I’m not sure if Ba’al serves quite as much as Apophis but it’s close. Ba’al could never pull off the midriff bearing outfits Apophis had though. And Apophis knew how to accentuate his legs too! I miss him and his cute little outfits. Colonel Pendergast and Mitchell are on the bridge of the Prometheus. Pendergast is sitting in the captain chair and mid speech while Mitchell stands slightly behind him and to Pendergast’s left/our right. There’s a blond woman’s head visible between them in the background. Mitchell is wearing green and has his arms crossed in frustration and Pendergast is wearing blue. It made me tear up when Pendergast went down with his ship! And his name is oddly satisfying to say. RIP
July 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Happy Wormhole Waffles Wednesday! 🧇 Today we’re discussing Stargate SG1 S9 E12-13 Collateral Damage and Ripple Effect 👯 Cam gets charged with murder and think of what we could accomplish if we always had this many Sams! 🙌

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Close-up of Mitchell’s face from his right side profile. He has three little gray electrodes attached to his forehead, next to his eye, and on his neck, with the cables hanging down. We can also see the collar of his shirt which may be black. His expression is very serious and slightly distressed. He really didn’t deserve all the memory bullshit they put him through, poor baby. Two Sams and Martouf are sitting in the canteen. There are three airmen visible in the background and there’s a laptop open on the table. Sam wearing green had been having coffee with Martouf wearing desert camo when Sam wearing black came in with a laptop. The two Sams are talking to each other and Martouf is listening. It’s always a good day when we have multiple Sams! She’s just the best. The only mistake she has made in her life is almost kissing Martouf in this episode when she’s canonically with Jack. You’re better than that, babe. Martouf can gtfo.
July 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM