World Hall Monitor
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RN, bioethicist, badass, exhausted.
Handing out demerits like it’s my job.
Author of "Not A Wisher By Nature" https://a.co/d/6P6ZTvB
Handing out demerits like it’s my job.
Author of "Not A Wisher By Nature" https://a.co/d/6P6ZTvB
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The "find out" stage is always the the hardest.
June 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The "find out" stage is always the the hardest.
Thinking about the time in Salt Lake City I asked a brewery bartender for a flight and she flatly told me, “No, I’m too busy for that.”
-That shit still blows my mind.
-That shit still blows my mind.
June 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Thinking about the time in Salt Lake City I asked a brewery bartender for a flight and she flatly told me, “No, I’m too busy for that.”
-That shit still blows my mind.
-That shit still blows my mind.
I wrote a book about grief with a child's special needs diagnosis, and whether I had the right to mourn when technically nothing is wrong. An earnest look into a parent's life when receiving life-altering news, and how to find joy beyond the initial pain. Not A Wisher By Nature
a.co/d/6P6ZTvB
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Amazon.com
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May 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I wrote a book about grief with a child's special needs diagnosis, and whether I had the right to mourn when technically nothing is wrong. An earnest look into a parent's life when receiving life-altering news, and how to find joy beyond the initial pain. Not A Wisher By Nature
a.co/d/6P6ZTvB
a.co/d/6P6ZTvB
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@nytimes.com y’all did not have to drag this poor person tripping balls at their Harvard Graduation ceremony like this.
May 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
@nytimes.com y’all did not have to drag this poor person tripping balls at their Harvard Graduation ceremony like this.
I just laughed uncontrollably for several seconds upon reading NASA would “largely become the National Moon and Mars Administration”
It’s so silly, who could make this up
It’s so silly, who could make this up
May 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I just laughed uncontrollably for several seconds upon reading NASA would “largely become the National Moon and Mars Administration”
It’s so silly, who could make this up
It’s so silly, who could make this up
A friend mentioned eating heated/hot food being a luxury.
It was a bit mind-blowing to ponder, warm food being considered a luxury.
It was a bit mind-blowing to ponder, warm food being considered a luxury.
April 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
A friend mentioned eating heated/hot food being a luxury.
It was a bit mind-blowing to ponder, warm food being considered a luxury.
It was a bit mind-blowing to ponder, warm food being considered a luxury.
Finally watching #Severance S2 finale. Girl, I will watch Seth Milchick dance all day. Mm!
March 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Finally watching #Severance S2 finale. Girl, I will watch Seth Milchick dance all day. Mm!
Anyone woman who is complimented on her skirt will 110% raise up the side to proudly disclose, “It’s a skort.”
March 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Anyone woman who is complimented on her skirt will 110% raise up the side to proudly disclose, “It’s a skort.”
FYI kidney stones do not resemble gravel.
Just so y’all know.
Just so y’all know.
March 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
FYI kidney stones do not resemble gravel.
Just so y’all know.
Just so y’all know.
If fed workers are losing jobs, they’ll likely move away from the DMV.
What happens after that will be a disgusting feudal class land grab in DC.
What happens after that will be a disgusting feudal class land grab in DC.
March 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If fed workers are losing jobs, they’ll likely move away from the DMV.
What happens after that will be a disgusting feudal class land grab in DC.
What happens after that will be a disgusting feudal class land grab in DC.
Elon claiming he’s “fixing the system” by breaking it is like him stabbing a mall Santa, putting on the suit, and then declaring he saved Christmas.
February 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Elon claiming he’s “fixing the system” by breaking it is like him stabbing a mall Santa, putting on the suit, and then declaring he saved Christmas.
“There Are No Cats in America” from An American Tail keeps running through my head.
It feels ominous but in a joyful way?
It feels ominous but in a joyful way?
February 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“There Are No Cats in America” from An American Tail keeps running through my head.
It feels ominous but in a joyful way?
It feels ominous but in a joyful way?
The irony and fury felt because a man believing he is entitled to bring his son to “work” at the Oval Office while I Mom-Math my way through the next month’s monkey-wrenched schedule due to back-to-office orders with far less work/life balance is an especially sinister scorn I place upon his head.
February 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The irony and fury felt because a man believing he is entitled to bring his son to “work” at the Oval Office while I Mom-Math my way through the next month’s monkey-wrenched schedule due to back-to-office orders with far less work/life balance is an especially sinister scorn I place upon his head.
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climate change is really messing with my ability to lure sailors to their watery graves
February 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
climate change is really messing with my ability to lure sailors to their watery graves
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Thom Tillis said it loud and proud.
February 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Thom Tillis said it loud and proud.
Narrator: Inadvertently and to their chagrin, with a snap of their morally pious fingers, conservative SCOTUS instantly blew life back into the smutty printing industry.
Several members of the Supreme Court’s conservative majority seemed deeply skeptical of a challenge to a Texas law on First Amendment grounds that seeks to limit minors’ access to pornography.
Supreme Court Seems Ready to Back Texas Law Limiting Access to Pornography
The law, meant to shield minors from sexual materials on the internet by requiring adults to prove they are 18, was challenged on First Amendment grounds.
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Narrator: Inadvertently and to their chagrin, with a snap of their morally pious fingers, conservative SCOTUS instantly blew life back into the smutty printing industry.
Watching the new #WallaceandGromit Revenge Most Fowl, it feels like Aardman missed a golden opportunity to use the phrase “Reboot-Merang”
January 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Watching the new #WallaceandGromit Revenge Most Fowl, it feels like Aardman missed a golden opportunity to use the phrase “Reboot-Merang”
Did I really need that articulating wooden monkey?
No.
-But my other articulating manikins wanted better company.
No.
-But my other articulating manikins wanted better company.
January 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Did I really need that articulating wooden monkey?
No.
-But my other articulating manikins wanted better company.
No.
-But my other articulating manikins wanted better company.
Did you know people will cheer at the bar if a middle-aged whyte lady twerks while doing the splits on beat to the Ying Yang Twins?
I’m so proud of myself.
I’m so proud of myself.
December 24, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Did you know people will cheer at the bar if a middle-aged whyte lady twerks while doing the splits on beat to the Ying Yang Twins?
I’m so proud of myself.
I’m so proud of myself.
I’ve never seen The Grinch. My friend tonight explaining the origin story:
“He got red-pilled at the age of eight against Christmas. He’s an Xmas incel when you think about it.”
WHAAAAAT
“He got red-pilled at the age of eight against Christmas. He’s an Xmas incel when you think about it.”
WHAAAAAT
December 21, 2024 at 1:22 AM
I’ve never seen The Grinch. My friend tonight explaining the origin story:
“He got red-pilled at the age of eight against Christmas. He’s an Xmas incel when you think about it.”
WHAAAAAT
“He got red-pilled at the age of eight against Christmas. He’s an Xmas incel when you think about it.”
WHAAAAAT
Listening to an interview with Sect. of the Interior Deb Holland, and I harkened back to researching my masters thesis on how to handle human remains on Mars should someone die there.
December 11, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Listening to an interview with Sect. of the Interior Deb Holland, and I harkened back to researching my masters thesis on how to handle human remains on Mars should someone die there.
What’s up with some peoples’ houses smelling like a very generic spaghetti with unnamed red sauce
December 10, 2024 at 4:00 AM
What’s up with some peoples’ houses smelling like a very generic spaghetti with unnamed red sauce
I took a chicken processing course this morning. No one told me, until I cleaned my chicken, that they will sometimes make that “hawww” sound like a rubber chicken toy will make.
Yes, dear reader: I did scream forearm deep in a still-warm chicken.
Yes, dear reader: I did scream forearm deep in a still-warm chicken.
December 7, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I took a chicken processing course this morning. No one told me, until I cleaned my chicken, that they will sometimes make that “hawww” sound like a rubber chicken toy will make.
Yes, dear reader: I did scream forearm deep in a still-warm chicken.
Yes, dear reader: I did scream forearm deep in a still-warm chicken.