wordsquirrel
@wordsquirrel.bsky.social
Pragmatist with persistent romantic tendencies. Middling pretender of likeability. Collector and curator of words. Hypothetical enthusiast.
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wordsquirrel
@wordsquirrel.bsky.social
· Mar 28
I need my phone to warn me when I'm about to cross the line from endearing to obnoxious.
We fit like two unmatched jigsaw pieces shoved together by a toddler; land and sky inextricable without damage to both.
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
We fit like two unmatched jigsaw pieces shoved together by a toddler; land and sky inextricable without damage to both.
So classy you'll never know my true opinion of you without seeing your nickname in my contact list.
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So classy you'll never know my true opinion of you without seeing your nickname in my contact list.
Anything I just said can be a euphemism if you play your cards right.
October 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Anything I just said can be a euphemism if you play your cards right.
I noticed that thing you think no one else noticed, but don't worry; I've tucked it safely away in my basket of other people's secrets.
September 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I noticed that thing you think no one else noticed, but don't worry; I've tucked it safely away in my basket of other people's secrets.
If it's not absolutely chock-full of bees, I'm sorry, I just can't relate.
September 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If it's not absolutely chock-full of bees, I'm sorry, I just can't relate.
Just admiring the lovely curation of procrastinations in my bullet journal.
September 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Just admiring the lovely curation of procrastinations in my bullet journal.
Giving up on humanity and taking my chances with the crows.
September 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Giving up on humanity and taking my chances with the crows.
I've got that clean-out-my-spam-filled-inbox and sort-that-pile-of-probably-important-mail-that's-been-sitting-there-for-months flavor of anxiety today. Might organize a closet later.
September 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I've got that clean-out-my-spam-filled-inbox and sort-that-pile-of-probably-important-mail-that's-been-sitting-there-for-months flavor of anxiety today. Might organize a closet later.
You'd think my hobby was something nefarious with the way I only speak of it in short, shrugging sentences before quickly changing the subject. Turns out it's just writing.
July 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You'd think my hobby was something nefarious with the way I only speak of it in short, shrugging sentences before quickly changing the subject. Turns out it's just writing.
I'm pretty sure the twenty peppers I just planted will fix everything.
May 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm pretty sure the twenty peppers I just planted will fix everything.
Seems like a good night to miss something that never existed.
May 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Seems like a good night to miss something that never existed.
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Bookish friends are great because you can be all "read this, it will absolutely crush your soul and tear your beating heart into a million little pieces and you will literally never recover from it" and they'll be like omg yaaaasssss
May 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Bookish friends are great because you can be all "read this, it will absolutely crush your soul and tear your beating heart into a million little pieces and you will literally never recover from it" and they'll be like omg yaaaasssss
My siblings and I have formed an unspoken pact to ignore each other for months at a time only interrupted by 3 hour long phone calls in which we agree we shouldn't do that anymore.
May 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My siblings and I have formed an unspoken pact to ignore each other for months at a time only interrupted by 3 hour long phone calls in which we agree we shouldn't do that anymore.
Overestimating microexpressions and distrusting grand gestures has led to the collapse of my social currency.
May 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Overestimating microexpressions and distrusting grand gestures has led to the collapse of my social currency.
I live in the realm of half-finished projects, surrounded by grand ideas laid waste by incessant attacks of reality.
May 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I live in the realm of half-finished projects, surrounded by grand ideas laid waste by incessant attacks of reality.
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Look, you can spiral and still be loved. You can be fusilli. I would make Mac and cheese with you in a heartbeat.
May 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Look, you can spiral and still be loved. You can be fusilli. I would make Mac and cheese with you in a heartbeat.
You think you know someone...then it turns out you did know them the whole time, it just got way too difficult to ignore the aberrations they kept summoning.
April 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You think you know someone...then it turns out you did know them the whole time, it just got way too difficult to ignore the aberrations they kept summoning.
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and all that's best of bouba-apollonian and kiki-dionysian
meet in her aspect and her eyes
meet in her aspect and her eyes
April 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
and all that's best of bouba-apollonian and kiki-dionysian
meet in her aspect and her eyes
meet in her aspect and her eyes
Cleared my schedule to spend the next hour over-analyzing a handshake from someone I'll likely never meet again.
April 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Cleared my schedule to spend the next hour over-analyzing a handshake from someone I'll likely never meet again.
Making excuses for everyone but myself. That's against the imaginary rules obvs
April 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Making excuses for everyone but myself. That's against the imaginary rules obvs
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“Just calm down and let people enjoy chatgpt.” Sorry, no. I find it creepy that folks are treating a machine that mimics human speech as their friend / therapist. It is feeding you lies. It is destroying your thinking abilities. Shut it off. Talk to other humans. Go outside.
April 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“Just calm down and let people enjoy chatgpt.” Sorry, no. I find it creepy that folks are treating a machine that mimics human speech as their friend / therapist. It is feeding you lies. It is destroying your thinking abilities. Shut it off. Talk to other humans. Go outside.
Pretending I'm somewhen else.
April 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Pretending I'm somewhen else.
Alternating popsicles and hot cups of tea is the reset button of the human soul.
April 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Alternating popsicles and hot cups of tea is the reset button of the human soul.
Reality is starting to show all the hallmarks of a nightmare except for the most important one: being able to wake up.
April 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Reality is starting to show all the hallmarks of a nightmare except for the most important one: being able to wake up.
Frog friend for an otherwise very fucked up Friday.
April 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Frog friend for an otherwise very fucked up Friday.