Melissa
@wordnerd.bsky.social
FluffyMcFluffyCakes
Nerd. Book reader. Cat lover. Notary. Y2K compliant.
Nerd. Book reader. Cat lover. Notary. Y2K compliant.
That feeling when someone gets exposed for being an ass and you're just over here living your life.
a woman in a blue sequined dress is smiling and looking at the camera
ALT: a woman in a blue sequined dress is smiling and looking at the camera
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November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
That feeling when someone gets exposed for being an ass and you're just over here living your life.
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Hallmark Channel Parody: A Shutdown for Christmas
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hallmark Channel Parody: A Shutdown for Christmas
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AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.
After a week off, a lot of my coworkers commented that I changed my hair color, but not one of them has said anything about the fact that I pierced my nose. So, either they haven't noticed, don't like it, or by not mentioning it myself I've gaslit 15 men into thinking I've had this all along.
October 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
After a week off, a lot of my coworkers commented that I changed my hair color, but not one of them has said anything about the fact that I pierced my nose. So, either they haven't noticed, don't like it, or by not mentioning it myself I've gaslit 15 men into thinking I've had this all along.
I miss these two little babies. I put out the ofrenda last night. ❤️😭
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I miss these two little babies. I put out the ofrenda last night. ❤️😭
How did I get an entire degree in English, and not one time did I ever learn about James Joyce's letters to his wife?
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
How did I get an entire degree in English, and not one time did I ever learn about James Joyce's letters to his wife?
I'm going to assume it was a joke & not intended as malicious that I got a birthday card from a family member joking about us all being insane. My mom had 2 serious diagnosed mental disorders, and I sometimes use dark humor to joke about it. I think it's in bad taste and cluelessly boomer coded.
October 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'm going to assume it was a joke & not intended as malicious that I got a birthday card from a family member joking about us all being insane. My mom had 2 serious diagnosed mental disorders, and I sometimes use dark humor to joke about it. I think it's in bad taste and cluelessly boomer coded.
Coworker: I don't care for Taylor Swift.
Me: 😐
Coworker: I think she worships the devil...
Me: 🤔
Coworker: ...but Shake it Off is catchy enough to get stuck in my head
Me: 🤨
I did not ask follow-up questions because, frankly, I just don't have it in me today.
Me: 😐
Coworker: I think she worships the devil...
Me: 🤔
Coworker: ...but Shake it Off is catchy enough to get stuck in my head
Me: 🤨
I did not ask follow-up questions because, frankly, I just don't have it in me today.
October 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Coworker: I don't care for Taylor Swift.
Me: 😐
Coworker: I think she worships the devil...
Me: 🤔
Coworker: ...but Shake it Off is catchy enough to get stuck in my head
Me: 🤨
I did not ask follow-up questions because, frankly, I just don't have it in me today.
Me: 😐
Coworker: I think she worships the devil...
Me: 🤔
Coworker: ...but Shake it Off is catchy enough to get stuck in my head
Me: 🤨
I did not ask follow-up questions because, frankly, I just don't have it in me today.
Holy cow, I haven't been at the grocery store in awhile but the produce section at Fred Meyer has slim pickings. Hardly any carrots, broccoli, potatoes, onions....it's starting.
October 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Holy cow, I haven't been at the grocery store in awhile but the produce section at Fred Meyer has slim pickings. Hardly any carrots, broccoli, potatoes, onions....it's starting.
With no due respect...
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
September 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
With no due respect...
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Last weekend we discovered that the Fred Meyer by our house now carries Cougar Gold cheese. This is fantastic news because it's fucking Cougar Gold. I don't have to order from the creamery or beg my family to bring some to me when they come to visit.
September 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Last weekend we discovered that the Fred Meyer by our house now carries Cougar Gold cheese. This is fantastic news because it's fucking Cougar Gold. I don't have to order from the creamery or beg my family to bring some to me when they come to visit.
Where have we gone as a society that a take & bake pizza is almost $20. It isn't even cooked yet.
August 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Where have we gone as a society that a take & bake pizza is almost $20. It isn't even cooked yet.
I've been feeling a combination of sad, mad, frustrated, disappointed, and tired for the last week. I want to lay down and stare at the ceiling and cry and yell. Couldn't pinpoint it until now, but I've been masking extra hard at work and in life lately. That has to be it.
August 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I've been feeling a combination of sad, mad, frustrated, disappointed, and tired for the last week. I want to lay down and stare at the ceiling and cry and yell. Couldn't pinpoint it until now, but I've been masking extra hard at work and in life lately. That has to be it.
I don't love that I keep losing hairstylists. At least this one moved instead of died. Jeez.
August 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I don't love that I keep losing hairstylists. At least this one moved instead of died. Jeez.
I'm hesitant to believe this because there's no sources, but what do we think?
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Second Whistleblower: Receipts Attached. The NSA Audited the 2024 Election. Kamala Won.
Exposing the real reason behind Trump's war on mail-in voting.
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August 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'm hesitant to believe this because there's no sources, but what do we think?
thiswillhold.substack.com/p/second-whi...
thiswillhold.substack.com/p/second-whi...
Five months ago when we lost our sweet and sassy Tom Bosley I booked a reading with an animal communicator we've used in the past. She nailed everything and then she said, "he says for people pushing you to get a new pet...tell them to shut their mouths, you're not ready." 😂
August 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Five months ago when we lost our sweet and sassy Tom Bosley I booked a reading with an animal communicator we've used in the past. She nailed everything and then she said, "he says for people pushing you to get a new pet...tell them to shut their mouths, you're not ready." 😂
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Every year or two I like to retake the 16 personalities test. Happy to report that I am, once again, an INFJ-T.
August 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Every year or two I like to retake the 16 personalities test. Happy to report that I am, once again, an INFJ-T.
In the afternoons when I get home I have to make it a habit to turn down the music before I turn off the car. 7am Melissa and 4pm Melissa are two totally different people.
August 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
In the afternoons when I get home I have to make it a habit to turn down the music before I turn off the car. 7am Melissa and 4pm Melissa are two totally different people.
Driving downtown today, talking to my husband about something random and then "omg, it's Batman on a bat motorcycle!" Keep people on their toes.
August 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Driving downtown today, talking to my husband about something random and then "omg, it's Batman on a bat motorcycle!" Keep people on their toes.
I'd never survive in the south, it's 40% humidity and I'm dying.
a cartoon of a man holding a hat and a cane with the words this flower is wilting
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August 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'd never survive in the south, it's 40% humidity and I'm dying.
Sophia rolled over 100k yesterday! (She's a Toyota, so I'm hoping to triple that). It happened on my way home from work, exactly 1 block away from where the strawberry car hit 100k (also on the commute home) maybe 11-12 years ago.
July 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Sophia rolled over 100k yesterday! (She's a Toyota, so I'm hoping to triple that). It happened on my way home from work, exactly 1 block away from where the strawberry car hit 100k (also on the commute home) maybe 11-12 years ago.
Needed a saratonin burst, so I got lost at TJ Maxx for an hour. Verrrrry clever putting the halloween items allllll over the store so I have to go through every aisle.
July 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Needed a saratonin burst, so I got lost at TJ Maxx for an hour. Verrrrry clever putting the halloween items allllll over the store so I have to go through every aisle.