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People on food stamps: too lazy too work

People who won’t work while they don’t get paid (you know, to buy food): not patriotic enough

Give me a damn break.
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Prayers for Kim Davis who is going to have to divorce her third husband and find a fourth, richer husband to pay for these legal bills.
Breaking News: The Supreme Court denied a request to consider overturning its landmark decision to legalize same-sex marriage a decade ago. nyti.ms/3Ju2Ayd
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Good evening from Queens.

New York is not for sale.
October 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Me every time I’ve turned in a two week notice.
Trump on his upcoming meeting with Chinese officials: "Maybe somebody will say, 'I don't want to meet. It's too nasty.' But it's really not nasty. It's just business."
October 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
We have people who have been on reality TV running the government. If we had reality “stars” running the government it would be a different story. Phaedra Parks would have had us operating at a surplus with 98% renewable energy, universal basic income, and world peace. Don’t get it twisted.
We have reality TV stars running the government
October 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I would like Never Trump Republicans to demand that George W. Bush appear and speak up for democracy in this country. Why do ppl always ask Obama to do things and “where is Kamala”? Where is the 43rd President of the United States while democracy crashes & burns. This is the party he led. 1/
September 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just once can an elected official tell them to shove those letters so far up their ass it comes out of their throat instead of giving a “we will NOT be bullied” speech? This is not the third grade.
We are not bending the knee.

My response to AG Bondi and President Trump.
August 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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All the dire implications notwithstanding it is hilarious how evil this technology is. Billions of dollars spent on this greasy lying stupid thing that was literally built to replace people, and everyone that uses it gets weaker, lazier, dumber, and sadder for having done so. Well done all around.
“On Tuesday afternoon, ChatGPT encouraged me to cut my wrists.” @lilashroff.bsky.social reports on how the chatbot was easily prompted to offer instructions for murder, self-mutilation, and devil worship: https://theatln.tc/Up7Ycoli
July 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.

There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.

They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
June 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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JUST NOW: Tim Walz calls out Susan Collins: “They get Susan collins on TV and she’s always deeply concerned about things. Well do something then instead of being deeply concerned! Because there’s nothing moderate about caving to Donald Trump every single time he asks”
May 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Pope Trump? That’s what the president of the United Stated suggested when talking to reporters at the White House yesterday.

It is imperative, according to canon Law, that any candidate is of sound mind.

This, along with not being a baptized Catholic, would rule out President Trump.
LIVE UPDATES: Catholic Church at the crossroads
The Independent News Source
www.ncronline.org
April 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
When are the states gonna step in and disbar these lunatics?
Bondi declares war on the courts: "What has happened to our judiciary is beyond me ... they are deranged ... we are sending a very strong message today ... we will come after you and we will prosecute you. We will find you."
April 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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I’m going to say something that shouldn’t be controversial but will be. If you are a Christian, you can support border control and immigration being legal vs illegal. You CANNOT celebrate deportations and get off on the cruelty, and be a real Christ follower. Period
April 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Yes and I run marathons for fun, can bench press a small beluga whale, and can someone call the Seattle PD to send out a search party for my waist?
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Apr 13
President Trump lost 20 pounds, lowered "bad" cholesterol and has "diverticulosis and a benign polyp," according to a medical report released by the White House.
White House doctor says Trump is 'fully fit' in medical report
President Trump lost 20 pounds, lowered "bad" cholesterol and has "diverticulosis and a benign polyp," according to a medical report released by the White House.
www.npr.org
April 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Lord help me, they’re starting to make sense
Ben Shapiro: “Probably unconstitutional… one of the biggest tax increases on 🇺🇸 consumers in history… predicated on a bad idea of how international trade works…” #TrumpTariffs #TrumpTradeWar
April 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Dear Foreign Country:

Your tariff rate is your head of state's birthday (month and day only) MULTIPIED BY zero PLUS the number of vowels in your capital city TIMES a secret number that popped into Donald Trump's head MINUS the amount it costs to upgrade to large fries in a Big Mac meal. Then add %.
April 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The most shocking part of our government sending war plans in a group chat is that people are shocked. Trump nominated a drunk and now America is getting drunk texts. Nothing that a 22 year old sorority girl couldn’t tell you about drunk men.
March 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“Who gets in their vehicle and thinks about how much they despise a politician”

-a member of a political party that spends a questionable amount of time wondering who does and does not have a penis.
Elon Musk called a decorated hero in Mark Kelly a war criminal for visiting Ukraine. Spare me the outrage over Mark Kelly selling his Tesla.
March 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
February 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?

Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
February 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Crazy. If only there were a document from the 1700s that outlines what those give-and-takes between the branches of government were.
REPORTER: Do you think the president and his administration should comply with federal court rulings?

THUNE: Well, I think what you're seeing right now is the natural give and take between branches of the government
February 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The only thing harder than keeping your information private in the US is Kristi Noem moving any muscle from her cheekbones and up.
BASH: I remember a time when Republicans were very careful about the government having access to personal data

NOEM: Well, we can't trust the government anymore

BASH: You are the government
February 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hey girlie pop, that’s great. Can we please get that on the calendar sooner rather than later?
The voters did not elect Elon Musk and should not be beholden to his actions.

Democrats in Congress will hold him accountable.
February 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM