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Where are you at mentally
Where are you at mentally
January 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Where are you at mentally
Where are you at mentally
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edward jizzerhands
A motorized hand that oozes lotion from its pores, patented today.
US 12520926
US 12520926
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
edward jizzerhands
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The world feels rough right now
So please enjoy this shrimp, filmed off Cozumel, Mexico. It may be a larval reef shrimp, but we don’t know what species or how long it lives or what it eats. The world is still full of wonder and beauty and mystery.
🎥 @pedrovalenciam scuba diver on Insta
So please enjoy this shrimp, filmed off Cozumel, Mexico. It may be a larval reef shrimp, but we don’t know what species or how long it lives or what it eats. The world is still full of wonder and beauty and mystery.
🎥 @pedrovalenciam scuba diver on Insta
January 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The world feels rough right now
So please enjoy this shrimp, filmed off Cozumel, Mexico. It may be a larval reef shrimp, but we don’t know what species or how long it lives or what it eats. The world is still full of wonder and beauty and mystery.
🎥 @pedrovalenciam scuba diver on Insta
So please enjoy this shrimp, filmed off Cozumel, Mexico. It may be a larval reef shrimp, but we don’t know what species or how long it lives or what it eats. The world is still full of wonder and beauty and mystery.
🎥 @pedrovalenciam scuba diver on Insta
If we can start 2026 with a high profile excommunication by the American Pope™️ I might just allow myself a tiny amount of beatitude
Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good
After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.
www.ncronline.org
January 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
If we can start 2026 with a high profile excommunication by the American Pope™️ I might just allow myself a tiny amount of beatitude
Now this might be on me, but I feel like a doctor should maybe mention in advance that the type of biopsy they're going to do is the kind that's gonna leave a cool scar
January 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Now this might be on me, but I feel like a doctor should maybe mention in advance that the type of biopsy they're going to do is the kind that's gonna leave a cool scar
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The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
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There we go. That there’s a headline.
Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter
A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent
www.ft.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 PM
There we go. That there’s a headline.
I feel things really started going sideways ever since we stopped having proper bacchanal rites. I bet if a few dozen baddies got the maenads back together it could probably solve a whole lot of our current leadership problems.
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I feel things really started going sideways ever since we stopped having proper bacchanal rites. I bet if a few dozen baddies got the maenads back together it could probably solve a whole lot of our current leadership problems.
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quick coping tip: create a list of suplexes you know how to do then start looking up elected officials' height and weight
January 5, 2026 at 12:10 AM
quick coping tip: create a list of suplexes you know how to do then start looking up elected officials' height and weight
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So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.
Uh oh I've had a single beer and I'm on the ASPCA site
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Uh oh I've had a single beer and I'm on the ASPCA site
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I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor
our boy looks like he's the guest of honor at the annual Shit Eating Awards gala
My man looks like Robert Redford was battered and deep-fried
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 AM
our boy looks like he's the guest of honor at the annual Shit Eating Awards gala
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Your teacher in 2005: don't use Wikipedia as a source! People can change it! Use dot gov sites!
Teacher in 2025: don't use dot gov sites, they say Tylenol causes autism. Wikipedia is curated by honest and trustworthy nerds who require real citations. 1
Teacher in 2025: don't use dot gov sites, they say Tylenol causes autism. Wikipedia is curated by honest and trustworthy nerds who require real citations. 1
December 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Your teacher in 2005: don't use Wikipedia as a source! People can change it! Use dot gov sites!
Teacher in 2025: don't use dot gov sites, they say Tylenol causes autism. Wikipedia is curated by honest and trustworthy nerds who require real citations. 1
Teacher in 2025: don't use dot gov sites, they say Tylenol causes autism. Wikipedia is curated by honest and trustworthy nerds who require real citations. 1
This year better be be good, I don't want to have to come back in a year and brand it twenty twenty-sucks
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
This year better be be good, I don't want to have to come back in a year and brand it twenty twenty-sucks
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Fuck, RIP to one of the best
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
December 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Fuck, RIP to one of the best
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Breaking in these doc martens jadon boots exactly like a new pair of ballet pointe shoes
December 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Breaking in these doc martens jadon boots exactly like a new pair of ballet pointe shoes
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Most of the replies are understandably historical and/or physical in nature, but our collection challenges are hyper modern; like 8TB of genomics data or 4TB of astrocyte imaging that can't be easily ingested or shared for various reasons!
(sorry to keep going but it's my job!)
(sorry to keep going but it's my job!)
Archivists/librarians please share the coolest thing in your collections that will never be digitized.
I live in the heart of California gold country. One of the richest mines ever in CA is nearby. Opened circa 1860 closed 1942. A local foundation has preserved the records on site. I know not a stitch has been digitized and am confident no more than 2 pro historians have ever been in there.
December 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Most of the replies are understandably historical and/or physical in nature, but our collection challenges are hyper modern; like 8TB of genomics data or 4TB of astrocyte imaging that can't be easily ingested or shared for various reasons!
(sorry to keep going but it's my job!)
(sorry to keep going but it's my job!)
We have an old photo documenting experiment progress (growing plants in regolith - cool stuff!) from the 70s, but it has a clearly visible fingerprint on the original film - and since we can't verify it's not a federal employee's fingerprint, it's considered sensitive material
Archivists/librarians please share the coolest thing in your collections that will never be digitized.
I live in the heart of California gold country. One of the richest mines ever in CA is nearby. Opened circa 1860 closed 1942. A local foundation has preserved the records on site. I know not a stitch has been digitized and am confident no more than 2 pro historians have ever been in there.
December 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
We have an old photo documenting experiment progress (growing plants in regolith - cool stuff!) from the 70s, but it has a clearly visible fingerprint on the original film - and since we can't verify it's not a federal employee's fingerprint, it's considered sensitive material
I've seen rental listings that use AI to stage homes, but this is the first time I've seen a full on AI slop home listing. Let's take a tour, shall we?
December 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I've seen rental listings that use AI to stage homes, but this is the first time I've seen a full on AI slop home listing. Let's take a tour, shall we?