Count Zoloft
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
stop doomscrolling and enjoy something funny
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
stop doomscrolling and enjoy something funny
Shit's dumb as hell and doesn't need my commentary on it.
Instead I'll inundate y'all with my dumbass opinions on niche topics instead
Instead I'll inundate y'all with my dumbass opinions on niche topics instead
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Shit's dumb as hell and doesn't need my commentary on it.
Instead I'll inundate y'all with my dumbass opinions on niche topics instead
Instead I'll inundate y'all with my dumbass opinions on niche topics instead
On a completely different note, had a very awkward conversation leading to my discovery that not every one, in fact, can smell illness as a distinct scent emanating from sick people
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
On a completely different note, had a very awkward conversation leading to my discovery that not every one, in fact, can smell illness as a distinct scent emanating from sick people
I don't even have to say what this is in reference to for it to make sense
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I don't even have to say what this is in reference to for it to make sense
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Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"
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Steely Dan more like Steely Damn this Sucks Ass
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Steely Dan more like Steely Damn this Sucks Ass
I never thought I'd say this but I think the only thing that can save us right now is Baseball Posts
Fewer people are talking, and those who are are more politically extreme. And it they're not saliva extreme, they're an advertisement for something you don't need. That the biggest change in online spaces in the last few years. We've got to bring back mundane normie posting
In short, the ANES data shows:
📉 Social media use is shrinking
💥 Twitter/X posting has moved ~50 points to the right
🧩 Platforms are splintering
🔊 Fewer people are talking — but those still talking are more politically extreme
📉 Social media use is shrinking
💥 Twitter/X posting has moved ~50 points to the right
🧩 Platforms are splintering
🔊 Fewer people are talking — but those still talking are more politically extreme
October 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I never thought I'd say this but I think the only thing that can save us right now is Baseball Posts
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Immortality is a child's answer to death anxiety, not a real thing with which humanity will ever have to contend. No king's alchemist ever granted him eternal life, and it isn't going to start happening now just because of Computer.
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Immortality is a child's answer to death anxiety, not a real thing with which humanity will ever have to contend. No king's alchemist ever granted him eternal life, and it isn't going to start happening now just because of Computer.
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WERNER HERZOG: And you expect me to believe that Imhotep the Mummy, a powerful sorcerer who has conquered death itself, spends his leisure time with garden variety vampires and ghouls doing this, this...
BOBBY "BORIS" PICKETT: Monster Mash, yes. It's a dance!
WERNER HERZOG: Preposterous.
BOBBY "BORIS" PICKETT: Monster Mash, yes. It's a dance!
WERNER HERZOG: Preposterous.
October 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
WERNER HERZOG: And you expect me to believe that Imhotep the Mummy, a powerful sorcerer who has conquered death itself, spends his leisure time with garden variety vampires and ghouls doing this, this...
BOBBY "BORIS" PICKETT: Monster Mash, yes. It's a dance!
WERNER HERZOG: Preposterous.
BOBBY "BORIS" PICKETT: Monster Mash, yes. It's a dance!
WERNER HERZOG: Preposterous.
Shout out to Duolingo for making their app so user hostile I finally paid to use a different a language learning app
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Shout out to Duolingo for making their app so user hostile I finally paid to use a different a language learning app
My personal litmus test for Acceptable Geezerhood is the perceived uncharted territory when it's the youths building communities for things they want vs older generations wrecking every safety net we have to hold on to the decaying husk of their past at all costs.
and maybe aging is always a little bit like this. maybe we all wind up looking around, disoriented, at the world we wind up occupying. its interesting i guess. but im going to keep believing this is worse
October 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My personal litmus test for Acceptable Geezerhood is the perceived uncharted territory when it's the youths building communities for things they want vs older generations wrecking every safety net we have to hold on to the decaying husk of their past at all costs.
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great interview with some really important points
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
great interview with some really important points
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The first sentence of this abstract continues to be the most amazing dunk I've personally come across while at work and I love being periodically reminded of it
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The first sentence of this abstract continues to be the most amazing dunk I've personally come across while at work and I love being periodically reminded of it
Playing a fun game where I pick a new language to learn based on which country seems most likely to fund the field I work in once they realize they can't trust US research data anymore
October 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Playing a fun game where I pick a new language to learn based on which country seems most likely to fund the field I work in once they realize they can't trust US research data anymore
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my friend just shared this with me
October 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
my friend just shared this with me
Excluding the inflatable frogs, post the first picture in your gallery that pops up when you search for "frog"
October 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Excluding the inflatable frogs, post the first picture in your gallery that pops up when you search for "frog"
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You know what’s stupider???
October 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You know what’s stupider???
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there are like 5 crises that are all accelerating at once in America now, but a fun game to play is to pick one and say the other four are just the media's way of distracting us from the one you picked
October 1, 2023 at 9:21 PM
there are like 5 crises that are all accelerating at once in America now, but a fun game to play is to pick one and say the other four are just the media's way of distracting us from the one you picked