Chelsea
@witchmote.bsky.social
writer | horror fan | content creator | memesmith | video game dweeb | 31 | she/they | witch_mote everywhere else
The revival of Animal Crossing deserves a religion to be built around it. Miracles can happen.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The revival of Animal Crossing deserves a religion to be built around it. Miracles can happen.
What if we used hotdog water the same way we use pasta water. Like “Just add a little to your ketchup for a rich, silky finish.”
August 2, 2023 at 10:37 PM
What if we used hotdog water the same way we use pasta water. Like “Just add a little to your ketchup for a rich, silky finish.”
POV you catch a glimpse of yourself in the bathtub faucet
August 2, 2023 at 6:16 PM
POV you catch a glimpse of yourself in the bathtub faucet
This is it. This is why it hurts
For a lot of us, losing Twitter isn’t really about losing ties to the company itself. It’s losing 10+ years of real, asynchronous communities, professional development, the ability to get gigs and clients, the ability to promo/share your art on an extremely broad scale. The loss of that has impact.
July 24, 2023 at 6:29 PM
This is it. This is why it hurts
Life is an ancient white lap dog and we are just crust in its goopy little eyes
July 5, 2023 at 8:27 PM
Life is an ancient white lap dog and we are just crust in its goopy little eyes
You may not want to hear it, but this is the most fuckable outfit a man can wear.
July 5, 2023 at 5:44 PM
You may not want to hear it, but this is the most fuckable outfit a man can wear.
When I was a kid I used to hide under the dining room table every time I heard the song “Another One Bites the Dust” because I thought Freddy Mercury was gonna Get Me.
July 4, 2023 at 3:30 AM
When I was a kid I used to hide under the dining room table every time I heard the song “Another One Bites the Dust” because I thought Freddy Mercury was gonna Get Me.
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Had a dream where I found out flubber was actually the creative quintessence of the human spirit, and in discovering it the nutty professor found himself at the center of the celestial war which looks less like a war than a bureaucratic conspiracy to mine human souls for their flubber.
July 3, 2023 at 4:52 PM
Had a dream where I found out flubber was actually the creative quintessence of the human spirit, and in discovering it the nutty professor found himself at the center of the celestial war which looks less like a war than a bureaucratic conspiracy to mine human souls for their flubber.
Slipknot paved the way for YouTuber face reveals
July 2, 2023 at 2:28 AM
Slipknot paved the way for YouTuber face reveals
It’s only a piss kink if it comes from Pis in France. Otherwise it’s just, well, you know.
June 1, 2023 at 3:16 AM
It’s only a piss kink if it comes from Pis in France. Otherwise it’s just, well, you know.
“Snug as a bug in a rug” but said as a threat from a member of the insect mafia
May 7, 2023 at 4:36 PM
“Snug as a bug in a rug” but said as a threat from a member of the insect mafia
Idk what it says about my self esteem (or my autism) that I struggle to believe my favorite fictional character would find me attractive even though said character is literally Chop-Top from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.
May 6, 2023 at 8:00 PM
Idk what it says about my self esteem (or my autism) that I struggle to believe my favorite fictional character would find me attractive even though said character is literally Chop-Top from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.
Is there anything quite like shitposting into the void? Or as I like to call it: voidshitting
May 3, 2023 at 10:54 PM
Is there anything quite like shitposting into the void? Or as I like to call it: voidshitting
Life hack: convince anyone to do anything by saying “dude trust me I read it on an ancient scroll”
May 2, 2023 at 4:03 PM
Life hack: convince anyone to do anything by saying “dude trust me I read it on an ancient scroll”
Oh look a new place to shitpost. Hi!
May 2, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Oh look a new place to shitpost. Hi!