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· Jan 31
My sources at the coal mine are telling me the now deceased canary was a DEI hire, so we’re fine to carry on
I have 3 cats (2 if the building management ask), and they have 2 fountains and 2 bowls to drink from. One of them (Rupert) has decided the best spot to get water from is the condensation that builds up on the windowsill. I blame RFK jr.
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I have 3 cats (2 if the building management ask), and they have 2 fountains and 2 bowls to drink from. One of them (Rupert) has decided the best spot to get water from is the condensation that builds up on the windowsill. I blame RFK jr.
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I'm gonna getcha
October 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm gonna getcha
Bought a selfie stick solely so I can get good pictures of the dogs I walk, and it's going well
August 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Bought a selfie stick solely so I can get good pictures of the dogs I walk, and it's going well
Saw a cloud that looked like Godzilla
July 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Saw a cloud that looked like Godzilla
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I’ve been helping at my wife’s workplace after I finish work each day for the past couple of weeks. Going to annoy her with this tomorrow
April 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’ve been helping at my wife’s workplace after I finish work each day for the past couple of weeks. Going to annoy her with this tomorrow
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In an old game named Theme Park, negotiations were represented as 2 hands reaching for a handshake. If you wiggled the controller back+forth quickly, the other hand would desperately reach and shake it no matter what, often to their own detriment. I always thought it was dumb/unrealistic until today
March 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
In an old game named Theme Park, negotiations were represented as 2 hands reaching for a handshake. If you wiggled the controller back+forth quickly, the other hand would desperately reach and shake it no matter what, often to their own detriment. I always thought it was dumb/unrealistic until today
Guests, not noticing how dusty my house is: why do you have piles of baking soda everywhere?
Me, internally: *it’s working!*
Me, internally: *it’s working!*
March 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Guests, not noticing how dusty my house is: why do you have piles of baking soda everywhere?
Me, internally: *it’s working!*
Me, internally: *it’s working!*
Watching the Oscars, and I see the lady who played Elphaba isn’t actually green. So disappointed Wicked resorted to green face in 2025
March 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Watching the Oscars, and I see the lady who played Elphaba isn’t actually green. So disappointed Wicked resorted to green face in 2025
Me, cheering on Godzilla as he destroys everything: Ha! Yes Godzilla! Stomp em' all! haha!
Me, noticing as Godzilla changes direction and starts heading over to my neighbourhood: Whoa, careful buddy, my house is over in that direction. Love what you're doing but maybe just step around...oh. Oh no.
Me, noticing as Godzilla changes direction and starts heading over to my neighbourhood: Whoa, careful buddy, my house is over in that direction. Love what you're doing but maybe just step around...oh. Oh no.
February 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Me, cheering on Godzilla as he destroys everything: Ha! Yes Godzilla! Stomp em' all! haha!
Me, noticing as Godzilla changes direction and starts heading over to my neighbourhood: Whoa, careful buddy, my house is over in that direction. Love what you're doing but maybe just step around...oh. Oh no.
Me, noticing as Godzilla changes direction and starts heading over to my neighbourhood: Whoa, careful buddy, my house is over in that direction. Love what you're doing but maybe just step around...oh. Oh no.
Me, walking into a room where my friends and family are sitting on chairs waiting for me: Is this an intervention?
Dad: Yes
Me: What for?
Dad: *gestures vaguely in my direction*
Dad: Yes
Me: What for?
Dad: *gestures vaguely in my direction*
February 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Me, walking into a room where my friends and family are sitting on chairs waiting for me: Is this an intervention?
Dad: Yes
Me: What for?
Dad: *gestures vaguely in my direction*
Dad: Yes
Me: What for?
Dad: *gestures vaguely in my direction*
My sources at the coal mine are telling me the now deceased canary was a DEI hire, so we’re fine to carry on
January 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My sources at the coal mine are telling me the now deceased canary was a DEI hire, so we’re fine to carry on
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
‘Dry mouth’ as a side effect was inevitable with all this cotton wool in the bottle.
January 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
‘Dry mouth’ as a side effect was inevitable with all this cotton wool in the bottle.
it seems obvious to me that the local governments should just build spooky looking houses, creating a 'ghost town' and then the ghosts can just go live there and instead of living in other people's houses and haunting them
January 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
it seems obvious to me that the local governments should just build spooky looking houses, creating a 'ghost town' and then the ghosts can just go live there and instead of living in other people's houses and haunting them
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Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
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theonion.com/man-suc...
January 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
theonion.com/man-suc...
theonion.com/man-suc...
On Rocket League, my friends and I called our team ‘The Birthday Boys’, and had the balloons or presents on our cars. Every goal scored/conceded, we’d post something birthday related into the chat (eg. ‘Happy birthday to me’ or ‘you’re ruining my birthday’) and some people used to get so mad at us
January 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
On Rocket League, my friends and I called our team ‘The Birthday Boys’, and had the balloons or presents on our cars. Every goal scored/conceded, we’d post something birthday related into the chat (eg. ‘Happy birthday to me’ or ‘you’re ruining my birthday’) and some people used to get so mad at us
People mock me for being a single issue voter, based solely on egg prices. If they knew I buy 347 eggs every day to feed my family, and my 13 ferrets (all with names that are puns on the names of celebrities), they wouldn’t think it was so absurd.
Help me get my story in the NY Time please
Help me get my story in the NY Time please
January 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
People mock me for being a single issue voter, based solely on egg prices. If they knew I buy 347 eggs every day to feed my family, and my 13 ferrets (all with names that are puns on the names of celebrities), they wouldn’t think it was so absurd.
Help me get my story in the NY Time please
Help me get my story in the NY Time please
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every tech company in 2025
January 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
every tech company in 2025
Me saying good night to my cats: Good night my special handsome boys, I love you
Me saying good night to my wife:
Me saying good night to my wife:
December 27, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Me saying good night to my cats: Good night my special handsome boys, I love you
Me saying good night to my wife:
Me saying good night to my wife:
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*youth pastor still pulling up a fresh pair of pants voice* you know who else cried uncontrollably and shit himself on Christmas?
December 24, 2024 at 2:12 AM
*youth pastor still pulling up a fresh pair of pants voice* you know who else cried uncontrollably and shit himself on Christmas?