OLD MAN ⚒️
@wisewcrds.bsky.social
The tides of fate are drawin' close.
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OLD MAN ⚒️
@wisewcrds.bsky.social
· Jun 18
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p lease don't buy anything. i'm begging oin my hands and knees for you not to fucking buy anything
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DELTARUNE OC — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️⚠️
⚠ #DELTARUNERP ⚠ #MVRP ⚠ #RPSKY ⚠
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DELTARUNE OC — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️⚠️
⚠ #DELTARUNERP ⚠ #MVRP ⚠ #RPSKY ⚠
a computer screen with a recycle bin and a delete window on it
Alt: MY LIFE GOING INTO THE TRASH BIN
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July 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
p lease don't buy anything. i'm begging oin my hands and knees for you not to fucking buy anything
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DELTARUNE OC — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️⚠️
⚠ #DELTARUNERP ⚠ #MVRP ⚠ #RPSKY ⚠
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DELTARUNE OC — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️⚠️
⚠ #DELTARUNERP ⚠ #MVRP ⚠ #RPSKY ⚠
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* Just, before you tell Tenna, let me ask you one last thing.
* Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
* 'Cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
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BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲
[ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]
* Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
* 'Cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
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BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲
[ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]
a pixel art of a frog standing in front of a bulletin board with papers on it .
Alt: A sped up gif of the Green Pippins from Chapter 4 of Deltarune gesturing wildly in front of a conspiracy board.
media.tenor.com
July 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
* Just, before you tell Tenna, let me ask you one last thing.
* Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
* 'Cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
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BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲
[ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]
* Who's Mike?! Who is he?!
* 'Cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
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BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲
[ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]
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@wisewcrds.bsky.social
[ Noelle sips the OldTea! It... huh. This is definitely out of date. Still, it tastes warm and... almost nostalgic. Another sip, and she smiles.
Like remembering an old story she once read.
+80 HP, and her MEMORY goes up by 5! There's more in mind now. ]
[ Noelle sips the OldTea! It... huh. This is definitely out of date. Still, it tastes warm and... almost nostalgic. Another sip, and she smiles.
Like remembering an old story she once read.
+80 HP, and her MEMORY goes up by 5! There's more in mind now. ]
July 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
@wisewcrds.bsky.social
[ Noelle sips the OldTea! It... huh. This is definitely out of date. Still, it tastes warm and... almost nostalgic. Another sip, and she smiles.
Like remembering an old story she once read.
+80 HP, and her MEMORY goes up by 5! There's more in mind now. ]
[ Noelle sips the OldTea! It... huh. This is definitely out of date. Still, it tastes warm and... almost nostalgic. Another sip, and she smiles.
Like remembering an old story she once read.
+80 HP, and her MEMORY goes up by 5! There's more in mind now. ]
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@wisewcrds.bsky.social
[Doggo sips the GersonTea.]
Wow, this is just...Straight up tea! Like my grandma would make.
It's nostalgic. But... Kinda makes me feel regret...
[+100 HP... And a toast to the heavens.]
[Doggo sips the GersonTea.]
Wow, this is just...Straight up tea! Like my grandma would make.
It's nostalgic. But... Kinda makes me feel regret...
[+100 HP... And a toast to the heavens.]
July 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
@wisewcrds.bsky.social
[Doggo sips the GersonTea.]
Wow, this is just...Straight up tea! Like my grandma would make.
It's nostalgic. But... Kinda makes me feel regret...
[+100 HP... And a toast to the heavens.]
[Doggo sips the GersonTea.]
Wow, this is just...Straight up tea! Like my grandma would make.
It's nostalgic. But... Kinda makes me feel regret...
[+100 HP... And a toast to the heavens.]
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@wisewcrds.bsky.social
[ Susie drinks the OldTea! It tastes, well, old. A bit stale. But warmth blooms in her chest like a promise, and she can't help a small nostalgic smile. Somehow, it feels comforting, like someone who cares.
+100 HP, and her next OKHeal is stronger! ]
[ Susie drinks the OldTea! It tastes, well, old. A bit stale. But warmth blooms in her chest like a promise, and she can't help a small nostalgic smile. Somehow, it feels comforting, like someone who cares.
+100 HP, and her next OKHeal is stronger! ]
July 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
@wisewcrds.bsky.social
[ Susie drinks the OldTea! It tastes, well, old. A bit stale. But warmth blooms in her chest like a promise, and she can't help a small nostalgic smile. Somehow, it feels comforting, like someone who cares.
+100 HP, and her next OKHeal is stronger! ]
[ Susie drinks the OldTea! It tastes, well, old. A bit stale. But warmth blooms in her chest like a promise, and she can't help a small nostalgic smile. Somehow, it feels comforting, like someone who cares.
+100 HP, and her next OKHeal is stronger! ]
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July 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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@wisewcrds.bsky.social
[ * GersonTea ]
[ * For some reason, as you drink the tea ... ]
[ * You feel your body grow slower . Heavier . ]
[ * ... and yet, you feel like it's all gonna be okay . ]
[ +30 HP, 70% ATK INCREASE, -100% SPEED DECREASE ]
[ * GersonTea ]
[ * For some reason, as you drink the tea ... ]
[ * You feel your body grow slower . Heavier . ]
[ * ... and yet, you feel like it's all gonna be okay . ]
[ +30 HP, 70% ATK INCREASE, -100% SPEED DECREASE ]
July 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
@wisewcrds.bsky.social
[ * GersonTea ]
[ * For some reason, as you drink the tea ... ]
[ * You feel your body grow slower . Heavier . ]
[ * ... and yet, you feel like it's all gonna be okay . ]
[ +30 HP, 70% ATK INCREASE, -100% SPEED DECREASE ]
[ * GersonTea ]
[ * For some reason, as you drink the tea ... ]
[ * You feel your body grow slower . Heavier . ]
[ * ... and yet, you feel like it's all gonna be okay . ]
[ +30 HP, 70% ATK INCREASE, -100% SPEED DECREASE ]
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@wisewcrds.bsky.social
* ( susie drank the Old Tea. )
huh. tastes like. . . how coffee smells. always liked that way better.
(it's the kinda warmth that spreads right out to your fingertips. . .)
( +140 HP! )
* ( susie drank the Old Tea. )
huh. tastes like. . . how coffee smells. always liked that way better.
(it's the kinda warmth that spreads right out to your fingertips. . .)
( +140 HP! )
July 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
@wisewcrds.bsky.social
* ( susie drank the Old Tea. )
huh. tastes like. . . how coffee smells. always liked that way better.
(it's the kinda warmth that spreads right out to your fingertips. . .)
( +140 HP! )
* ( susie drank the Old Tea. )
huh. tastes like. . . how coffee smells. always liked that way better.
(it's the kinda warmth that spreads right out to your fingertips. . .)
( +140 HP! )
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July 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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⠀
[ @wisewcrds.bsky.social ]
【 +??? HP? 】
⟢ . . . This flavor is oddly nostalgiac .
⟢ But for some reason, I fail to place what it is . Every time I get close, it seems to fade from memory or be ever so slightly different .
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[ @wisewcrds.bsky.social ]
【 +??? HP? 】
⟢ . . . This flavor is oddly nostalgiac .
⟢ But for some reason, I fail to place what it is . Every time I get close, it seems to fade from memory or be ever so slightly different .
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July 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
⠀
[ @wisewcrds.bsky.social ]
【 +??? HP? 】
⟢ . . . This flavor is oddly nostalgiac .
⟢ But for some reason, I fail to place what it is . Every time I get close, it seems to fade from memory or be ever so slightly different .
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[ @wisewcrds.bsky.social ]
【 +??? HP? 】
⟢ . . . This flavor is oddly nostalgiac .
⟢ But for some reason, I fail to place what it is . Every time I get close, it seems to fade from memory or be ever so slightly different .
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July 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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@wisewcrds.bsky.social
* You sip the old man’s tea.
* It tastes familiar, and sweet. A bitter undertone suggests it’s near it’s expiration date…
+ HP fully restored.
* You sip the old man’s tea.
* It tastes familiar, and sweet. A bitter undertone suggests it’s near it’s expiration date…
+ HP fully restored.
July 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
@wisewcrds.bsky.social
* You sip the old man’s tea.
* It tastes familiar, and sweet. A bitter undertone suggests it’s near it’s expiration date…
+ HP fully restored.
* You sip the old man’s tea.
* It tastes familiar, and sweet. A bitter undertone suggests it’s near it’s expiration date…
+ HP fully restored.
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July 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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July 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
[ * Gerson's study is filled with the whistle of a kettle... ]
July 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
[ * Gerson's study is filled with the whistle of a kettle... ]
[ * He'll pretend to not see through it. ]
If ye say so.
[ * He looks through his options... rook in front of one of their checkers pieces? Queen teleporting to the opposite end and telefragging a bishop? ...No. Too risky. Too unfair. ]
[ * He loads a pawn onto one of his rooks. ]
If ye say so.
[ * He looks through his options... rook in front of one of their checkers pieces? Queen teleporting to the opposite end and telefragging a bishop? ...No. Too risky. Too unfair. ]
[ * He loads a pawn onto one of his rooks. ]
[ another pawn is moved diagonally. despite their nonsense moves, they seem to be thinking very hard about all of this. ]
...nooo... i wouldn't do thaat...
[ unfortunate that their natural poker face doesn't also make them a convincing liar. ]
...nooo... i wouldn't do thaat...
[ unfortunate that their natural poker face doesn't also make them a convincing liar. ]
[ * World's fastest pawn. Gerson accepts this as a time to play subtle, and has his pawntank retreat back to its starting location. ]
Don't take it too hard, sprout! We're early in... who's te say ye ain't backin' me into a corner?
[ * They certainly have the better poker face for it... ]
Don't take it too hard, sprout! We're early in... who's te say ye ain't backin' me into a corner?
[ * They certainly have the better poker face for it... ]
June 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
[ * He'll pretend to not see through it. ]
If ye say so.
[ * He looks through his options... rook in front of one of their checkers pieces? Queen teleporting to the opposite end and telefragging a bishop? ...No. Too risky. Too unfair. ]
[ * He loads a pawn onto one of his rooks. ]
If ye say so.
[ * He looks through his options... rook in front of one of their checkers pieces? Queen teleporting to the opposite end and telefragging a bishop? ...No. Too risky. Too unfair. ]
[ * He loads a pawn onto one of his rooks. ]
[ * World's fastest pawn. Gerson accepts this as a time to play subtle, and has his pawntank retreat back to its starting location. ]
Don't take it too hard, sprout! We're early in... who's te say ye ain't backin' me into a corner?
[ * They certainly have the better poker face for it... ]
Don't take it too hard, sprout! We're early in... who's te say ye ain't backin' me into a corner?
[ * They certainly have the better poker face for it... ]
[ clearly skeptical about this technique but they don't know enough to actually challenge him on it. ]
okay.....
[ guess that's it for that bishop.. they mourn the lost soldier, playing this turn safe by only moving a pawn forward for now. by four spaces. ]
okay.....
[ guess that's it for that bishop.. they mourn the lost soldier, playing this turn safe by only moving a pawn forward for now. by four spaces. ]
First blood! I'll be... ye really got a knack for this stuff, kiddo.
[ * He relinquishes his knight to Frisk. ]
... Lessee, now...
[ * His checker-pawn rockets to the side and then up, bumping into the bishop. ]
Wa ha ha! Well, now, how's that?
[ * He relinquishes his knight to Frisk. ]
... Lessee, now...
[ * His checker-pawn rockets to the side and then up, bumping into the bishop. ]
Wa ha ha! Well, now, how's that?
June 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
[ * World's fastest pawn. Gerson accepts this as a time to play subtle, and has his pawntank retreat back to its starting location. ]
Don't take it too hard, sprout! We're early in... who's te say ye ain't backin' me into a corner?
[ * They certainly have the better poker face for it... ]
Don't take it too hard, sprout! We're early in... who's te say ye ain't backin' me into a corner?
[ * They certainly have the better poker face for it... ]
First blood! I'll be... ye really got a knack for this stuff, kiddo.
[ * He relinquishes his knight to Frisk. ]
... Lessee, now...
[ * His checker-pawn rockets to the side and then up, bumping into the bishop. ]
Wa ha ha! Well, now, how's that?
[ * He relinquishes his knight to Frisk. ]
... Lessee, now...
[ * His checker-pawn rockets to the side and then up, bumping into the bishop. ]
Wa ha ha! Well, now, how's that?
i have good memory, so it's okay. i remember all the rules.
[ one of which is apparently that bishops are able to jump straight through other pieces to the other side of the board. ]
see, that means i take your horsie. okay?
[ signed very matter-of-factly. ]
[ one of which is apparently that bishops are able to jump straight through other pieces to the other side of the board. ]
see, that means i take your horsie. okay?
[ signed very matter-of-factly. ]
HA! S'pose so. Maybe we oughta play more... keep me mind sharp.
[ * Gerson takes a pawn and puts it on top of one of his own checker pieces. That's his whole turn. ]
It... has been awhile, too, t' be fair. I'll take yer word fer it!
[ * In truth, Frisk having fun is what matters most to him. ]
[ * Gerson takes a pawn and puts it on top of one of his own checker pieces. That's his whole turn. ]
It... has been awhile, too, t' be fair. I'll take yer word fer it!
[ * In truth, Frisk having fun is what matters most to him. ]
June 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
First blood! I'll be... ye really got a knack for this stuff, kiddo.
[ * He relinquishes his knight to Frisk. ]
... Lessee, now...
[ * His checker-pawn rockets to the side and then up, bumping into the bishop. ]
Wa ha ha! Well, now, how's that?
[ * He relinquishes his knight to Frisk. ]
... Lessee, now...
[ * His checker-pawn rockets to the side and then up, bumping into the bishop. ]
Wa ha ha! Well, now, how's that?
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no ofense but i domt think he realy looks like you all that much. are you adopted
Uhhhhh….
[Trying to figure out how to explain WWE to a 7(?) year old.]
[Trying to figure out how to explain WWE to a 7(?) year old.]
hes is not wearimg pants 😲
June 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
no ofense but i domt think he realy looks like you all that much. are you adopted
/ i hope frisk and gerson just keep doing stupid fusion rules forever. this is very silly
June 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
/ i hope frisk and gerson just keep doing stupid fusion rules forever. this is very silly
HA! S'pose so. Maybe we oughta play more... keep me mind sharp.
[ * Gerson takes a pawn and puts it on top of one of his own checker pieces. That's his whole turn. ]
It... has been awhile, too, t' be fair. I'll take yer word fer it!
[ * In truth, Frisk having fun is what matters most to him. ]
[ * Gerson takes a pawn and puts it on top of one of his own checker pieces. That's his whole turn. ]
It... has been awhile, too, t' be fair. I'll take yer word fer it!
[ * In truth, Frisk having fun is what matters most to him. ]
[ they look confused by him even questioning it. ]
...? it was always like this. maybe you just forgot?
[ can it still be considered gaslighting if they genuinely believe what they're saying..?
they move one of their own checkers pieces like a pawn. ]
...? it was always like this. maybe you just forgot?
[ can it still be considered gaslighting if they genuinely believe what they're saying..?
they move one of their own checkers pieces like a pawn. ]
[ * He looks at the knight, looks to Frisk in confusion... ]
... Say, did they renovate chess lately? When I was a young lad we didn't have knights move like that.
[ * There's no attempt to make them take it back, though; he makes one of his knights move the same way between pieces yet to move. ]
... Say, did they renovate chess lately? When I was a young lad we didn't have knights move like that.
[ * There's no attempt to make them take it back, though; he makes one of his knights move the same way between pieces yet to move. ]
June 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
HA! S'pose so. Maybe we oughta play more... keep me mind sharp.
[ * Gerson takes a pawn and puts it on top of one of his own checker pieces. That's his whole turn. ]
It... has been awhile, too, t' be fair. I'll take yer word fer it!
[ * In truth, Frisk having fun is what matters most to him. ]
[ * Gerson takes a pawn and puts it on top of one of his own checker pieces. That's his whole turn. ]
It... has been awhile, too, t' be fair. I'll take yer word fer it!
[ * In truth, Frisk having fun is what matters most to him. ]
[ * He looks at the knight, looks to Frisk in confusion... ]
... Say, did they renovate chess lately? When I was a young lad we didn't have knights move like that.
[ * There's no attempt to make them take it back, though; he makes one of his knights move the same way between pieces yet to move. ]
... Say, did they renovate chess lately? When I was a young lad we didn't have knights move like that.
[ * There's no attempt to make them take it back, though; he makes one of his knights move the same way between pieces yet to move. ]
[ the odd rules come almost immediately when frisk moves their knight piece in a way that is definitely not how they're supposed to move. instead of an L shape, it's more of a weird zigzag. ]
[ * Alright. Standard procedure, he's pretty sure... ]
[ * He looks across his battalion and, after some deliberation, pushes a different checkers piece forward. They're not specifically pawns, he thinks, so he can't slide two ahead. ]
[ * ...He's, really, just bracing for more odd rules. ]
[ * He looks across his battalion and, after some deliberation, pushes a different checkers piece forward. They're not specifically pawns, he thinks, so he can't slide two ahead. ]
[ * ...He's, really, just bracing for more odd rules. ]
June 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
[ * He looks at the knight, looks to Frisk in confusion... ]
... Say, did they renovate chess lately? When I was a young lad we didn't have knights move like that.
[ * There's no attempt to make them take it back, though; he makes one of his knights move the same way between pieces yet to move. ]
... Say, did they renovate chess lately? When I was a young lad we didn't have knights move like that.
[ * There's no attempt to make them take it back, though; he makes one of his knights move the same way between pieces yet to move. ]
[ * Alright. Standard procedure, he's pretty sure... ]
[ * He looks across his battalion and, after some deliberation, pushes a different checkers piece forward. They're not specifically pawns, he thinks, so he can't slide two ahead. ]
[ * ...He's, really, just bracing for more odd rules. ]
[ * He looks across his battalion and, after some deliberation, pushes a different checkers piece forward. They're not specifically pawns, he thinks, so he can't slide two ahead. ]
[ * ...He's, really, just bracing for more odd rules. ]
[ the science is undeniable, but frisk can make up for what they lack in chess power with sheer force of will. it's like an unstoppable force vs an immovable object. ]
hmmm.... ill move.. This One.
[ one of their pawns is pushed forward two squares. ]
hmmm.... ill move.. This One.
[ one of their pawns is pushed forward two squares. ]
[ * He hasn't, but does he have to be? Frisk is like ten times younger than him, which means he has like 1000% more chess power. This is backed by science. ]
... Think white normally goes first, but I like yer spirit, sprout!
[ * He takes one of the men and slides it up and to the left. ]
... Think white normally goes first, but I like yer spirit, sprout!
[ * He takes one of the men and slides it up and to the left. ]
June 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
[ * Alright. Standard procedure, he's pretty sure... ]
[ * He looks across his battalion and, after some deliberation, pushes a different checkers piece forward. They're not specifically pawns, he thinks, so he can't slide two ahead. ]
[ * ...He's, really, just bracing for more odd rules. ]
[ * He looks across his battalion and, after some deliberation, pushes a different checkers piece forward. They're not specifically pawns, he thinks, so he can't slide two ahead. ]
[ * ...He's, really, just bracing for more odd rules. ]