big gina
@wiredsis.bsky.social
computer programmer (#OCaml, #fsharp) #tech thot leader, social justice Wario, resting bitch voice.
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big gina
@wiredsis.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Rip to new #OCaml follows who think I'm skeeting "27 reasons you are missing True(tm) functors in C++" when really I just post demented leftist shit and hard hitting journalism such as boobs are pretty great
Hey slightly serious post, please share if you can: if you are a #software developer in the #Australia area and are looking for a #tech job, please reach out to me. I'm looking for mid or senior engineers who excel at constraint based optimizations, typescript, and k8s. Sound like you? Get in touch.
January 14, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Hey slightly serious post, please share if you can: if you are a #software developer in the #Australia area and are looking for a #tech job, please reach out to me. I'm looking for mid or senior engineers who excel at constraint based optimizations, typescript, and k8s. Sound like you? Get in touch.
I don't know if this is a hot take, but sometimes I feel like this industry treats people who have been in a codebase for a long time and wrote all the bugs as senior. Seniority to me means something very different than experience. Thoughts?
January 14, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I don't know if this is a hot take, but sometimes I feel like this industry treats people who have been in a codebase for a long time and wrote all the bugs as senior. Seniority to me means something very different than experience. Thoughts?
Women only want two things: looting and shooting
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Women only want two things: looting and shooting
To the people who didn't know stripper poles spin: how exactly did you think they were rotating?
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
To the people who didn't know stripper poles spin: how exactly did you think they were rotating?
I keep microwave popcorn ready at home in case I need to crack open LinkedIn and read the unhinged replies to literally anything Albo posts.
January 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I keep microwave popcorn ready at home in case I need to crack open LinkedIn and read the unhinged replies to literally anything Albo posts.
I know the world is falling apart but Predator Badlands was actually so fun
January 10, 2026 at 6:56 AM
I know the world is falling apart but Predator Badlands was actually so fun
Every bar and store on my street serves this cola
January 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Every bar and store on my street serves this cola
White lives matter group is awfully quiet today
January 8, 2026 at 10:24 AM
White lives matter group is awfully quiet today
I would rather burn down the stadium than have my little girl's genitals inspected so she can play softball. I don't understand Washington State voters right now or why that is on the ballot, but it's deeply disturbing. Trans rights are human rights.
January 6, 2026 at 8:43 AM
I would rather burn down the stadium than have my little girl's genitals inspected so she can play softball. I don't understand Washington State voters right now or why that is on the ballot, but it's deeply disturbing. Trans rights are human rights.
Hm, do we all remember the tomahawk missiles on Syria? They happened on new years, just like Venezuela. Wonder if Trump just reflects on his death every year and figures he can live forever through legacy? No idea honestly just really strange on the timing. Could be both instances he was polling low
January 4, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Hm, do we all remember the tomahawk missiles on Syria? They happened on new years, just like Venezuela. Wonder if Trump just reflects on his death every year and figures he can live forever through legacy? No idea honestly just really strange on the timing. Could be both instances he was polling low
Can someone explain why people avoid typescript features like enum because they generate more JavaScript? Type safety is absolutely worth the tradeoff? Like, we have source maps, minification...the industry completely solved this problem a while ago? What am I missing
January 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Can someone explain why people avoid typescript features like enum because they generate more JavaScript? Type safety is absolutely worth the tradeoff? Like, we have source maps, minification...the industry completely solved this problem a while ago? What am I missing
I could pick up a heroin addiction or just keep using Claude code to generate my work. 50/50 toss up every day on which is better for me
January 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I could pick up a heroin addiction or just keep using Claude code to generate my work. 50/50 toss up every day on which is better for me
Sitting in a local coffee shop which also is a local Laundromat. I was just served an immaculate long black. Even the laundromats in Australia serve better coffee than any place in USA. It hurts, but the truth hurts man
January 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Sitting in a local coffee shop which also is a local Laundromat. I was just served an immaculate long black. Even the laundromats in Australia serve better coffee than any place in USA. It hurts, but the truth hurts man
I don't think Trump's base wants another war like the Gulf wars. They don't want foreign conflict, they want America first. I think this is his version of a desperate attempt to change the channel on his Epstein shit.
It will probably work for him. Wild that his base is that stupid.
It will probably work for him. Wild that his base is that stupid.
January 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I don't think Trump's base wants another war like the Gulf wars. They don't want foreign conflict, they want America first. I think this is his version of a desperate attempt to change the channel on his Epstein shit.
It will probably work for him. Wild that his base is that stupid.
It will probably work for him. Wild that his base is that stupid.
Is craftsmanship dead? Are we in a post clean code world at this point
December 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Is craftsmanship dead? Are we in a post clean code world at this point
Oh yes AMERICANS are such IDIOTS for using something other than the metric system eh? What absolute idiots, you say? Allow me to show you what Europe has decided for us all. You're going to attempt to defend SEMIBREVE instead of "whole note" ??? No girl, NO. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Oh yes AMERICANS are such IDIOTS for using something other than the metric system eh? What absolute idiots, you say? Allow me to show you what Europe has decided for us all. You're going to attempt to defend SEMIBREVE instead of "whole note" ??? No girl, NO. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.
Merry Christmas meet some of my friends
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Merry Christmas meet some of my friends
Nuclear takes:
- Magic Mike is a good movie
- Magic Mike is a male fantasy movie
- Dallas in Magic Mike is potentially Matthew McConaughey's best role
- Magic Mike is a good movie
- Magic Mike is a male fantasy movie
- Dallas in Magic Mike is potentially Matthew McConaughey's best role
December 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Nuclear takes:
- Magic Mike is a good movie
- Magic Mike is a male fantasy movie
- Dallas in Magic Mike is potentially Matthew McConaughey's best role
- Magic Mike is a good movie
- Magic Mike is a male fantasy movie
- Dallas in Magic Mike is potentially Matthew McConaughey's best role
"Frodo, take the idea of playing outside until you're tired. May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out."
December 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"Frodo, take the idea of playing outside until you're tired. May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out."
Ahhh first day of oncall today at work!!! Excited but nervous. Which prob means nothing will happen until Saturday when it's the most inconvenient time lol. No idea why that is.
December 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Ahhh first day of oncall today at work!!! Excited but nervous. Which prob means nothing will happen until Saturday when it's the most inconvenient time lol. No idea why that is.
Nothing makes me prouder to live in Australia than to see the new cycle rally behind Ahmed al-Ahmed, a Syrian refugee, who saved lives from terrorists.
I would bet on Aussie immigrants 💯 and I would have thought twice bringing my gun to a fight with an unarmed bodega owner who survived Idlib.
I would bet on Aussie immigrants 💯 and I would have thought twice bringing my gun to a fight with an unarmed bodega owner who survived Idlib.
December 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Nothing makes me prouder to live in Australia than to see the new cycle rally behind Ahmed al-Ahmed, a Syrian refugee, who saved lives from terrorists.
I would bet on Aussie immigrants 💯 and I would have thought twice bringing my gun to a fight with an unarmed bodega owner who survived Idlib.
I would bet on Aussie immigrants 💯 and I would have thought twice bringing my gun to a fight with an unarmed bodega owner who survived Idlib.
Ah, my favorite Beatitude: "Blessed are those who humiliate people who are murdered by their families."
December 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Ah, my favorite Beatitude: "Blessed are those who humiliate people who are murdered by their families."
Windows updates sometimes feel like the mob has come to collect on your small business
December 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Windows updates sometimes feel like the mob has come to collect on your small business
I have a spider that's a baby huntsman who was living in my door. Homie disappeared in my kitchen but I figure he will pay rent eventually once he gets his life together
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I have a spider that's a baby huntsman who was living in my door. Homie disappeared in my kitchen but I figure he will pay rent eventually once he gets his life together
You gotta be a fucking neandertal to hear someone say "affordability is a democrat hoax" and go home to your shit hole hovel you rent to live and think gee at least we're owning the libs. I never wanna hear these assholes complain about gas or eggs again.
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
You gotta be a fucking neandertal to hear someone say "affordability is a democrat hoax" and go home to your shit hole hovel you rent to live and think gee at least we're owning the libs. I never wanna hear these assholes complain about gas or eggs again.