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Winterbell
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This one doesn't have time for your solid waste excretions.

I'm no one & I'm bad at social media.

Correct: Would have. Should Have. Could have.
Informal: Would've. Should've. Could've.
Hell-worthy trespass: Would of. Should of. Could of.
Pinned
Which one of his two faces did he land on?
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Source: @ajamesmccarthy.bsky.social

Immense planning & technical precision required for this absolutely preposterous (but real) view: Captured my friend @BlackGryph0n transiting the sun during a skydive.

Might be the first photo of it's kind in existence. See a video of this moment in the reply 👇
Andrew McCarthy (@AJamesMcCarthy)
Immense planning and technical precision was required for this absolutely preposterous (but real) view: I captured my friend @BlackGryph0n transiting the sun during a skydive. This might be the firs...
fxtwitter.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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No comment from White House on the statue making its comeback -- or on if they'll try to tear it down again.

Trump will not be happy if he gets wind of this, as he's already trying to duck Qs about one of the new Epstein emails saying Trump “knew about the girls.” www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
That Trump-Epstein Statue Is Back With Perfect Timing
Anonymous activists are back with their statue, which the Trump administration previously damaged, to satirically honor the men's "long-lasting bond."
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Its plaque reads: “In Honor Of Friendship Month: We celebrate the long-lasting bond between President Donald J. Trump and his ‘closest friend,’ Jeffrey Epstein."

At the bottom: “Voice Over: There Must Be More To Life Than Having Everything.”

A reference to Trump's creepy bday message to Epstein.
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Here a photo of the statue, currently set up in front of a Busboys and Poets cafe.

Anonymous activists put this up last month on the National Mall, but the Trump admin tore it down. It's baaaack, with a few "scars," as one of the activists told me.
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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NEW: A 12-foot-tall, faux bronze statue of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein skipping and holding hands has magically reappeared in downtown D.C. this morning.

A day after Dems released bombshell emails suggesting Trump knew about Epstein's child sex trafficking ring. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump-Epstein ‘Best Friends Forever’ Statue Reappears In DC After Bombshell Emails
Anonymous activists are back with their statue, which the Trump administration previously damaged, to satirically honor the men's "long-lasting bond."
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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This was always where this was headed.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Sarah Kendzior's response: substack.com/@sarahkendzi...
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"Hey, wow, aurora might be possible to see in your state, amazing!"

"Nope, fuck you, even though it never rains where you are, you're blanketed with clouds."

🖕
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I just found my old mini ipod nano with a massive 4gb of space. And it still works. My god, it's so tiny, in all the ways. And now I stare at it wondering how the heck this was even useful.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Doing a big clean out project & came across a redemption code card for a Voltaire album on a site called cdbaby. This thing has to be over a decade old. I don't even recognize the site. Incredibly, the site still exists & the code still worked. Works out great, because this is an album I don't have!
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Oh shit.

🤣 . . . 😭
The whole world is breaking our balls
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you're going to make the super edgy, bold decision to have your young actor who is definitely super cool & badass, smoke in your movie, for the love of christ, study smokers throughout history & teach them how to look like smokers. They look children pretending to smoke. It's embarrassingly bad.
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Here she is again, artist Anastasia Trusova.
www.instagram.com/atrusovaarti...
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Haven't been able to bring myself to watch Hemswitcher. Hated it the second Cavill bowed out. Thought I'd give it a chance to close out the show, but every time I see Hemswitcher's face on the page, I just can't. It's so bad & wrong. It's like when they made John Krasinski the new sexiest man alive.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Everyone realizes they're rewarding the paper for what they printed today & keeping it alive by running to buy a copy, right? Owners are laughing all the way to the bank.

Big "buying a product to smash & boycott it" vibes. At least just steal a copy or something if you have to have it so bad, ffs.
a man is sitting on a couch with his hand on his face
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his hand on his face
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Steve is in the garden, hiding from his bar tab.
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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you were so close!
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Just so we are clear: ICE went into a day care center—a private business—without a judicial warrant, and unlawfully kidnapped a worker in front of parents and children.
VIDEO: Day care teacher detained by ICE agents on Chicago’s North Side
A day care teacher was taken into ICE custody Wednesday morning at the Rayito de Sol Spanish Immersion Early Learning Center in Chicago’s North Center neighborhood.
wgntv.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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If this didn't boldly say "McSweeney's," you might have sworn this was published on literally any mainstream platform. They out pitchbotted the pitchbot.
"In normal times, against a normal candidate, we have no evidence that picking a friendly, relatable, likable candidate without a history of sexual abuse will work. Let’s not read too much into it."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/yea...
Yeah, He Won, but He Was Up Against a Deeply Flawed Candidate
“I’m skeptical. The odds are that Mamdani’s victory is actually less significant than you think.” — Ross Douthat, New York Times - - -I was as surp...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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A clarification
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically
BREAKING: The US FAA has said thst it is cutting flight capacity by 10% at multiple airports across the USA while the federal government still is shutdown
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM