August 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Why do they make buildings so flammable? If they just stopped doing that I think house fires would stop happening.
August 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Why do they make buildings so flammable? If they just stopped doing that I think house fires would stop happening.
If there is one thing that I have learned about people it would be that there is a very thin line between; intelligents and looking like a mad man. I like to use that line as a jump rope.
July 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
If there is one thing that I have learned about people it would be that there is a very thin line between; intelligents and looking like a mad man. I like to use that line as a jump rope.
I'm sick of this. I'm opening an inconvenience store. Open 7/24 seven hours a day, twenty four days a month. Which days? That's a surprise for you and the employees.
June 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm sick of this. I'm opening an inconvenience store. Open 7/24 seven hours a day, twenty four days a month. Which days? That's a surprise for you and the employees.
Man, I remember when my age was only three digits. good times man, good times
June 27, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Man, I remember when my age was only three digits. good times man, good times
If I wear my headphones backwards will I hear stuff in reverse?
June 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If I wear my headphones backwards will I hear stuff in reverse?
I have begun praying to God, but only to tell him to stay out of it
June 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I have begun praying to God, but only to tell him to stay out of it
I like to create cursed amulets on flash drives. I usually mix up the contents so it's never the exact same contents on any two drives. Sometimes it's just some random pictures of people, sometimes it's the schematics of a bank or something. Usually it's just furry porn though.
June 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I like to create cursed amulets on flash drives. I usually mix up the contents so it's never the exact same contents on any two drives. Sometimes it's just some random pictures of people, sometimes it's the schematics of a bank or something. Usually it's just furry porn though.
I've had a song I heard once in 53 AD downtown Florence stuck in my head since then. It really sucked because I heard the same damn song in a tavern in 1677, but the guy on the lute playing it died of TB before I could ask him what it was called.
June 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I've had a song I heard once in 53 AD downtown Florence stuck in my head since then. It really sucked because I heard the same damn song in a tavern in 1677, but the guy on the lute playing it died of TB before I could ask him what it was called.
Anomalocaris my beloved
June 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Anomalocaris my beloved
To political. I want to be happy
June 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
To political. I want to be happy
"horny" is such a ugly word. I much prefer "come over, I'm feeling impure of heart."
June 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
"horny" is such a ugly word. I much prefer "come over, I'm feeling impure of heart."
My school has a nice, sterile atmosphere. In some places it is hypnotically Caucasian, and though it all appears to be outstandingly overpriced, it is remarkably easy to steal from.
Perhaps another of God's tests.
Perhaps another of God's tests.
May 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My school has a nice, sterile atmosphere. In some places it is hypnotically Caucasian, and though it all appears to be outstandingly overpriced, it is remarkably easy to steal from.
Perhaps another of God's tests.
Perhaps another of God's tests.
House of leaves looking ass paper
May 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
House of leaves looking ass paper
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are u there god? it’s-a-me. Mario. ❤️
May 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
are u there god? it’s-a-me. Mario. ❤️
Alpha and sigma males ain't got nothing on gamma males
May 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Alpha and sigma males ain't got nothing on gamma males
I do not know the reason why but recently many Brazilian people have been following me. I find it very amusing, please continue.
May 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I do not know the reason why but recently many Brazilian people have been following me. I find it very amusing, please continue.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
That's what it sounded like when I cut my balls off.
My balls were the ones that screamed.
That's what it sounded like when I cut my balls off.
My balls were the ones that screamed.
May 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHH
That's what it sounded like when I cut my balls off.
My balls were the ones that screamed.
That's what it sounded like when I cut my balls off.
My balls were the ones that screamed.
I love little autistic boys who watch as I type this
May 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I love little autistic boys who watch as I type this