Wilson Gaines
@wilsongaines.bsky.social
Posting from Colorado (anti Boebert - ugh!) with the bossy Shih(t) Poo moderator and the cat overlord. Animal welfare, travel - 28 countries. Food, growing things, and The West Wing.
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Wilson Gaines
@wilsongaines.bsky.social
· Mar 19
I’m old enough to remember when Sarah Palin was the dumbest our country could possibly get.
Marco Rubio is trending, so here’s the post. Your welcome.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a fox news sign
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a fox news sign
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Marco Rubio is trending, so here’s the post. Your welcome.
I didn’t have MTG AND Lauren Boebert, each cosplaying as voices of reason, on my bingo card this year.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I didn’t have MTG AND Lauren Boebert, each cosplaying as voices of reason, on my bingo card this year.
Trump’s banking billionaire “friends” happy to help “solve” his fucktastrophy on the American economy with 50 YEAR MORTGAGES. For our less educated citizens - THIS IS ONLY FINANCIALLY GOOD FOR BANKS. YOU WILL DIE IN DEBT. YOU WILL LIKELY NEVER ACTUALLY OWN YOUR HOUSE.
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Trump’s banking billionaire “friends” happy to help “solve” his fucktastrophy on the American economy with 50 YEAR MORTGAGES. For our less educated citizens - THIS IS ONLY FINANCIALLY GOOD FOR BANKS. YOU WILL DIE IN DEBT. YOU WILL LIKELY NEVER ACTUALLY OWN YOUR HOUSE.
👉 I’m old enough to remember that GETTING INSURANCE COMPANIES OUT of our healthcare system was the original goal of -wait for it - OBAMACARE, and I’m a lot younger than this jackass. The only way to get the Affordable Care Act passed was to kill that piece - BECAUSE OF REPUBLICANS.
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
👉 I’m old enough to remember that GETTING INSURANCE COMPANIES OUT of our healthcare system was the original goal of -wait for it - OBAMACARE, and I’m a lot younger than this jackass. The only way to get the Affordable Care Act passed was to kill that piece - BECAUSE OF REPUBLICANS.
US Immigration ads, “Defend the Homeland,” like we’re Russia or something. THANK YOU PUTIN FOR THE TALKING POINTS since GOP too stupid to be original.
October 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
US Immigration ads, “Defend the Homeland,” like we’re Russia or something. THANK YOU PUTIN FOR THE TALKING POINTS since GOP too stupid to be original.
Hamburger Helper sales are way up? This is poison, belly filler. Congratulations US healthcare system! Your profit margins are sure to grow!
We. Are. Fucked.
We. Are. Fucked.
October 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hamburger Helper sales are way up? This is poison, belly filler. Congratulations US healthcare system! Your profit margins are sure to grow!
We. Are. Fucked.
We. Are. Fucked.
Obamacare’s only failure was not succeeding in removing insurance companies from the equation. 👉 This is what we should be fighting for: For profit companies should be EVICTED from our healthcare system. Too bad they have the best lobbyists. 💰💀
October 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Obamacare’s only failure was not succeeding in removing insurance companies from the equation. 👉 This is what we should be fighting for: For profit companies should be EVICTED from our healthcare system. Too bad they have the best lobbyists. 💰💀
Boom.
We should not have to know or care who the FCC chairman is.
September 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Boom.
Don’t worry. Better comedians will come along. They won’t be able to make jokes or highlight irony or question inconsistencies with logic and wit, but I promise we will laugh as they make fun and invite worthy discussion.
Just kidding we’re fucked.
Just kidding we’re fucked.
September 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Don’t worry. Better comedians will come along. They won’t be able to make jokes or highlight irony or question inconsistencies with logic and wit, but I promise we will laugh as they make fun and invite worthy discussion.
Just kidding we’re fucked.
Just kidding we’re fucked.
This is worth resharing.
September 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This is worth resharing.
I’m so excited to wake up tomorrow - in the United States - where comedians can’t make fun of who and what they choose.
We are fucked.
The rampant liars on the Right have the upper hand. Alice, we are in Wonderland.
We are fucked.
The rampant liars on the Right have the upper hand. Alice, we are in Wonderland.
September 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m so excited to wake up tomorrow - in the United States - where comedians can’t make fun of who and what they choose.
We are fucked.
The rampant liars on the Right have the upper hand. Alice, we are in Wonderland.
We are fucked.
The rampant liars on the Right have the upper hand. Alice, we are in Wonderland.
So adamantly against Charlie Kirk’s message. So heartbroken he died the way he did.
Full stop - this is a travesty that should never be repeated. If we cannot use words to communicate differences, we are defeated.
Full stop - this is a travesty that should never be repeated. If we cannot use words to communicate differences, we are defeated.
September 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
So adamantly against Charlie Kirk’s message. So heartbroken he died the way he did.
Full stop - this is a travesty that should never be repeated. If we cannot use words to communicate differences, we are defeated.
Full stop - this is a travesty that should never be repeated. If we cannot use words to communicate differences, we are defeated.
Welp, this aged fast.
September 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Welp, this aged fast.
Reposted by Wilson Gaines
September 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Next South Park episode material is in the queue.
September 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Next South Park episode material is in the queue.
MAGA:
“Fire the woke Cracker Barrel CEO for hurting kids!”
Also MAGA:
“I trust Trump’s decision to bury the Epstein files.”
My God, the Red states under-educating their offspring for generations is showing.
“Fire the woke Cracker Barrel CEO for hurting kids!”
Also MAGA:
“I trust Trump’s decision to bury the Epstein files.”
My God, the Red states under-educating their offspring for generations is showing.
August 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
MAGA:
“Fire the woke Cracker Barrel CEO for hurting kids!”
Also MAGA:
“I trust Trump’s decision to bury the Epstein files.”
My God, the Red states under-educating their offspring for generations is showing.
“Fire the woke Cracker Barrel CEO for hurting kids!”
Also MAGA:
“I trust Trump’s decision to bury the Epstein files.”
My God, the Red states under-educating their offspring for generations is showing.
The MAGA meltdown over the MAGA God allowing 600,000 students in from China is the #FAFO I’m here for. “That’s not what I voted for!” The hell it wasn’t.
August 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
The MAGA meltdown over the MAGA God allowing 600,000 students in from China is the #FAFO I’m here for. “That’s not what I voted for!” The hell it wasn’t.
I guess this numb feeling about yet another mass shooting means the thoughts and prayers are working?
We are fucked.
We are fucked.
August 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I guess this numb feeling about yet another mass shooting means the thoughts and prayers are working?
We are fucked.
We are fucked.
Reposted by Wilson Gaines
Speaker Johnson sent the House home early, hoping the pressure to release the Epstein files dies off.
They’re planning to subpoena Ghislaine Maxwell. But look out—Trump might be cooking up a pardon deal. Pay-to-play. She gets freedom, and in return, she says exactly what he wants her to say.
They’re planning to subpoena Ghislaine Maxwell. But look out—Trump might be cooking up a pardon deal. Pay-to-play. She gets freedom, and in return, she says exactly what he wants her to say.
July 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Speaker Johnson sent the House home early, hoping the pressure to release the Epstein files dies off.
They’re planning to subpoena Ghislaine Maxwell. But look out—Trump might be cooking up a pardon deal. Pay-to-play. She gets freedom, and in return, she says exactly what he wants her to say.
They’re planning to subpoena Ghislaine Maxwell. But look out—Trump might be cooking up a pardon deal. Pay-to-play. She gets freedom, and in return, she says exactly what he wants her to say.
So I guess Trump has 5 weeks to SQUIRREL his maga morons toward a new, manifested crisis. Doesn’t seem like a challenging feat to me. Dumb is dumb, and stupid is stupid.
July 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So I guess Trump has 5 weeks to SQUIRREL his maga morons toward a new, manifested crisis. Doesn’t seem like a challenging feat to me. Dumb is dumb, and stupid is stupid.
Mike Lee hitched himself to the wrong damn stage coach. Can’t wait for the day he tries to walk it back. I’ll be popcorn fu@king ready. ⏳
July 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Mike Lee hitched himself to the wrong damn stage coach. Can’t wait for the day he tries to walk it back. I’ll be popcorn fu@king ready. ⏳
Is someone literally just carrying around the Epstein files in a backpack? Is there a rusty filing cabinet we should be aware of? A recycle bin nobody notices? Are they in some Uber’s backseat? Someone please offer these twats some organizational assistance.
July 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Is someone literally just carrying around the Epstein files in a backpack? Is there a rusty filing cabinet we should be aware of? A recycle bin nobody notices? Are they in some Uber’s backseat? Someone please offer these twats some organizational assistance.
Am I the only one assuming the Epstein files are shredded by now? Are we to believe some schmuck is tasked - as we speak - with taping those shreds back together, in a basement somewhere?
July 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Am I the only one assuming the Epstein files are shredded by now? Are we to believe some schmuck is tasked - as we speak - with taping those shreds back together, in a basement somewhere?
Reposted by Wilson Gaines
Kristi Noem
June 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Kristi Noem
And tonight my night was made imagining Boebert and MTG living off of OnlyFans. My God the moldy trailer they might afford…
or just go away and find work in strip bars or hell, live out the rest of their lives doing OnlyFans from the confines of their mobile homes in a trailer park and no one would care.
Ffs this bird brain is pathetic. Her and “Bill to codify Gulf of America” MTG are the most ass kissing, irrelevant twats in gov’t. I wish they’d each find a pimp and be gone.
June 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
And tonight my night was made imagining Boebert and MTG living off of OnlyFans. My God the moldy trailer they might afford…