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Will "The Thrill"™
@willyfezz.bsky.social
Ocean explorer, technophile, Master Builder, Royal Rooter, bleary-eyed citizen. Husband to a BAMF, father to a PITA pocket
I mean, you have to admit: "THROTUS" is objectively funny.
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"So yeah...I talked to my daddy, and he said I can't let you play with my Tomahawks,or any of my other cool toys really."

This Doritos Locos TACO isn't just an affront to our own core principles, but to all who fight in the name of human rights and representative governance. #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Oh ChatGPT, you sweet summer child.
October 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
-House GOP derelict swearing in new Congressman
-1000 CDC layoffs on 10/10
-Qatari military in Idaho after literal bribes
-Fed troops in Portland+Chicago to stop crime and "Democrat sponsored violence" that doesn't exist
-ICE incarcerations w/o Due Process

Whatever this is, it ain't America First.
October 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Someday, when this nation is secure from those who would deny fundamental rights to their fellow humans, I'll be sitting fireside, granddaughter on my lap, and she'll ask: "Grandpa, can you tell me the story of Citizen Frogman, his inner drum circle, and Great Line-Dancing Army of the Willamette?" 🐸
October 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Whelp, listened to the new TS on the commute this morning, and I think I might be in my Showgirl Era now.
October 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Many scientists populated my personal pantheon of heroes growing up, and Jane was always in my S-tier. RIP you amazing human being.
Of all the best and kindest humans to ever live, Jane Goodall is near the top of my list.

Rest in Peace, you beautiful soul.

On behalf of the earth, I thank you

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/o...
Jane Goodall, Eminent Primatologist Who Chronicled the Lives of Chimps, Dies at 91
www.nytimes.com
October 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Shutdown, day one. How my deployed National Guard peeps' wallets all feeling?

Also, are you jacked and tan with amazing hair and a chiseled jawline yet? No? You better get on top of that.
October 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Even pre-BBB, we were seeing this in suburban/rural America with the consolidation of corpo care providers (example: my daughter was born 6 years ago in a small-city indie hospital which is now owned by HCA, who closed both the OB/GYN unit and the NICU there). Things have only gotten worse since.
People living in rural communities - red & blue alike - rely on local care options for survival. These closures foreshadow much broader loss.

"Every minute counts when it comes to emergencies. This could cost someone their life, so you’re taking away their lifeline.”

www.cnn.com/2025/09/22/p...
Rural health clinics are starting to close, raising the political risks of Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ | CNN Politics
Two months after President Donald Trump signed his policy megabill into law, a Virginia health care company cited it when it announced the closure of three rural clinics serving tiny communities aroun...
www.cnn.com
September 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Question: what mid-to-high-level corrupt official/mobster actually takes a freakin envelope and/or sack of money as a bribe in the '20s, let alone from an undercover cop?
September 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If Kash weren't peddling the most absurd falsehoods to the Congress and the American people, I would be cringe-level embarrassed for him. Like, I can smell his discomfort and incompetence through the computer screen. The good news-when he gets the axe, literally everyone will be relieved, even him.
September 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It's Thursday September 18th, 2025, and I woke up this morning to learn that two of my WWII vet great uncles are now terrorists according to the current regime, along with my great aunt who went to work for USS to weld Navy ships together. Oh yeah and 9 US presidents.
September 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
With ABC freshly smelling of boot black, we decided to end our Disney+/Hulu sub. Only the 'Cancel' button in our account doesn't work. Or 'Pause'. 'Change Plan' also unresponsive. All other options? Workin just fine 🤔. Seems we're down to disputing CC charges now. Keep voting with your wallet, gang.
September 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I do enjoy a McMuffin or McDonald's French fry from time to time, but "Gold Sauce" feels about as tacky as the paint on the Oval Office walls in 2025.
September 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Reposted by Will "The Thrill"™
Massie grills Kash Patel on his attempted coverup of Epstein files that detail additional people, including "one high profile government official," implicated in Epstein's crimes
September 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Never has a DA been gifted a more complete and absurdly styled confession note in the history of law enforcement. If those texts weren't utterly fabricated by what one can only be described as an actual "Deep State", I'll eat my filthy, sweaty AF "landscaping work in high summer" ball cap.
September 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Last year, hardly any bees to be found in our garden, the fruit trees, or even in the field of wildflowers behind us. This year, you can't walk the property without disturbing a few. Might sound awful to some, but I'd argue it's awfully good to see them again.
September 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Stolen from the Reddit front page yesterday. Karl Popper's "The Open Society and its Enemies" might feel some boring academic work, but its ideas are at the core of nearly every democratic, liberal nation-state on Earth, and Popper, who wrote it in the wake of WWII, knew its enemies all too well.
September 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This sure does feel like a Paradox of Tolerance kind of day. We'll see what tomorrow brings. Good night, America.
September 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This whole "live in interesting times", "never a dull moment" thing, as I told my parents before my first day of Kindergarten, just isn't for me. Yet: I do my best to meet them.
September 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Well it's that time of year again - the leaves are turning, the roadside stands have all the best produce, and butter left out in the dish on the kitchen counter remains solid all hours of the day.
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's a "club" now, never mind that that house belongs to The People.
I really resent my tax dollars being spent on this
September 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I've been told I should post non-political stuff once in a while, so fine. We went to The Wildwoods late August, and as usual, it was wonderful to see family and take in The Shore a bit. Beach, boardwalk, birding, fishing, lots of great food and beer, plus the little one had a blast (as seen here).
September 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"Broadcasters told not to air any booing of Donald Trump at 2025 US Open men’s final".

I'm sorry, but we're now getting word that the final has been moved to Hungary.

But seriously: fuck all this strongman propaganda thin-skinned bullshit.
September 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Resign time, RFK Jr. Your incompetence and hubris are going to get vulnerable Americans killed.
September 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM