🌭Wills Roomate🌭
@willsroomate.bsky.social
I had two hot dogs and i was full
the polycules unemployment rate has reached 100% :(
October 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
the polycules unemployment rate has reached 100% :(
griffin jax got a nice little ass tonight
June 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
griffin jax got a nice little ass tonight
there should be a burger for the 99%
June 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
there should be a burger for the 99%
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every night i worship onan
April 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
every night i worship onan
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I’VE GOT THE FEVER
March 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’VE GOT THE FEVER
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TRANSGENDER JAY-Z: estradiol injected whores got me on all fours dropping drawers like trap doors
TRANSGENDER EMINEM: john jacob jingleheimer schmidt / his deadname is my deadname too
TRANSGENDER EMINEM: john jacob jingleheimer schmidt / his deadname is my deadname too
March 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
TRANSGENDER JAY-Z: estradiol injected whores got me on all fours dropping drawers like trap doors
TRANSGENDER EMINEM: john jacob jingleheimer schmidt / his deadname is my deadname too
TRANSGENDER EMINEM: john jacob jingleheimer schmidt / his deadname is my deadname too
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i’m losing my shit at this
March 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i’m losing my shit at this
me n my new pals skittering around
March 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
me n my new pals skittering around
cruelty free make up? the only reason im wearing make up to to further my cruelty to animals
March 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
cruelty free make up? the only reason im wearing make up to to further my cruelty to animals
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Hear and abide.
March 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hear and abide.
i attribute my mensa membership to my love of cool overhead lighting
March 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i attribute my mensa membership to my love of cool overhead lighting
getting kicked out of the grocery store for being a biter
March 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
getting kicked out of the grocery store for being a biter
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a schoolteacher emailed me saying their students had written a song about BLTs and asked if i could rotate one for them. i guess you all get the secondary benefit of seeing it too
March 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
a schoolteacher emailed me saying their students had written a song about BLTs and asked if i could rotate one for them. i guess you all get the secondary benefit of seeing it too
so when you wave a sign at a protest youre cool but as soon as a senator does it its lame? ok 🙄
March 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
so when you wave a sign at a protest youre cool but as soon as a senator does it its lame? ok 🙄
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picked up a new ass washing brush....
February 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
picked up a new ass washing brush....
jeffery jeffstein
February 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
jeffery jeffstein
im the best driver in the twin cities. i can avoid any crash
February 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
im the best driver in the twin cities. i can avoid any crash
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ya i'll bring hors-œuvrs
January 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
ya i'll bring hors-œuvrs
A second trump term will only exacerbate the already rampant biphobia we see in america
January 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A second trump term will only exacerbate the already rampant biphobia we see in america
Expired lunchables for lunch i guess
January 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Expired lunchables for lunch i guess
I felt two strong emotions today and honestly im wiped
January 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I felt two strong emotions today and honestly im wiped
Sqyiward is a lamentable employee. I bet hes albanian
December 22, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Sqyiward is a lamentable employee. I bet hes albanian