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A bit of skewed logic from professional baseball catcher, manager and coach, Yogi Berra. Text design by Michael Martin.
#comedy #quote #art #design #illustration #yogiberra
Quote from Yogi Berra: "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
February 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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A bit of skewed logic from professional baseball catcher, manager and coach, Yogi Berra. Text design by Michael Martin.
#comedy #quote #art #design #illustration #yogiberra
Quote from Yogi Berra: "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
February 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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A bit of skewed logic from professional baseball catcher, manager and coach, Yogi Berra. Text design by Michael Martin.
#comedy #quote #art #design #illustration #yogiberra
Quote from Yogi Berra: "Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future."
February 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
williamsprojects.bsky.social
A bit of skewed logic from professional baseball catcher, manager and coach, Yogi Berra. Text design by Michael Martin.
#comedy #quote #art #design #illustration #yogiberra
Quote from Yogi Berra: "It gets late early out there."
February 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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A bit of skewed logic from professional baseball catcher, manager and coach, Yogi Berra. Text design by Michael Martin.
#comedy #quote #art #design #illustration #yogiberra
Quote from Yogi Berra: "He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."
February 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Quote from comedian, writer and actor, Abbi Crutchfield. Illustration by Greg Williams and text design by Michael Martin.
#comedy #quote #art #design #illustration #abbicrutchfield
Illustrated quote from comedian Abbi Crutchfield: "The Mona Lisa is one of those rare works of art that makes everyone feel the same way: like they are in a heist movie."
February 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Quote from comedian, writer and actor, Abbi Crutchfield. Design by Michael Martin.
#comedy #quote #art #design #illustration #abbicrutchfield
Quote from comedian Abbi Crutchfield: "I can both reject the validity of candy corn and eat an entire bag of it at the same time. I am complex."
February 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Quote from stand-up comic David Brenner, born on this date (February 4, 1936). Illustration by Greg Williams and text design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #davidbrenner
Illustrated quote from David Brenner: "You know you're getting old when you start to dress in more than six colors."
February 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Quote from stand-up comic and actor, Randy Liedtke. Design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #randyliedtke
Illustrated quote from stand-up comic and actor, Randy Liedtke: "That falafel made me feelawful."
February 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Quote from singer, actor and comedian, Bette Midler. Illustration by Greg Williams and text design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #bettemidler
Illustrated quote from Bette Midler: "I have my standards. They're low, but I have them."
February 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Quote from singer, actor and comedian, Bette Midler. Design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #bettemidler
Illustrated quote from Bette Midler: "I'm the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease."
February 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Quote from singer, actor and comedian, Bette Midler. Design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #bettemidler
Illustrated quote from Bette Midler: "Total contentment is only for cows."
February 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Quote from comedian, writer, talk-show and podcast host, Conan O'Brien. Illustration by Greg Williams and text design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #conanobrien
Illustrated quote by Conan O'Brien: "If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice."
February 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Quote from comedian, writer, talk-show and podcast host, Conan O'Brien. Design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #conanobrien
Illustrated quote from Conan O'Brien: "Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again."
February 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Quote from comedian, writer, talk-show and podcast host, Conan O'Brien. Design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #conanobrien
Illustrated quote by Conan O'Brien: "Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream."
February 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Quote from comedian, writer, talk-show and podcast host, Conan O'Brien. Design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #conanobrien
Illustrated quote by Conan O'Brien: "Pick up something I just dropped, or step over it for three days first?"
February 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Quote from comedian, actor, writer and producer, Tina Fey. Design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #tinafey
Illustrated quote from Tina Fey: "My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my Uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word 'farting.'"
February 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Quote from comedian, actor, writer and producer, Tina Fey. Design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #tinafey
Illustrated quote from Tina Fey: "I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not so bad.'"
February 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Quote from municipal sewer worker Ed Norton, of the TV sitcom "The Honeymooners," as played by actor Art Carney. Illustration by Greg Williams and text design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #honeymooners
Illustrated quote from municipal sewer worker Ed Norton, of the TV sitcom "The Honeymooners," as played by actor Art Carney: "A sewer worker is like a brain surgeon. We're both specialists."
February 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Quote from "Calvin and Hobbes" cartoonist, Bill Watterson. Illustration and design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #billwatterson
Illustrated quote from "Calvin and Hobbes" cartoonist, Bill Watterson: "When birds burp, it must taste like bugs."
February 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Quote from comedian and actor, Garry Shandling. Illustration by Greg Williams and text design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #garryshandling
Illustrated quote by comedian and actor, Garry Shandling: "Nobody can beat me up better than I can."
February 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Quote from comedian and actor Garry Shandling. Illustration and design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #garryshandling
Illustrated quote by comedian and actor, Garry Shandling: "They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style." (Includes printed text on shirt collar: "Best worn by 01/1985")
February 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Quote from stand-up comic Tony Deyo. Illustration by Greg Williams and text design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #tonydeyo
Illustrated quote from stand-up comic Tony Deyo: "When I pack for a trip, I always pack as if I'll suddenly start exercising."
January 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Quote from writer and stand-up comic Brian Kiley. Illustration and design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #briankiley
Illustrated quote from stand-up comic Brian Kiley: "My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don't mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters."
January 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Quote from writer and stand-up comic Brian Kiley. Design by Michael Martin.
#art #design #illustration #comedy #quote #briankiley
Illustrated quote from stand-up comic Brian Kiley: "In high school, my sister went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him ... they figured that any guy that took hours to make a move was okay with them."
January 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM