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retired rapper, tired everything else
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
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A woman listening to her partner complain about Metroid Prime 4's Myles MacKenzie. HEADLINE: Girlfriend of ‘Metroid’ Purist Unsympathetic to Complaints About Nerd Who Won’t Shut Up.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
willcarnevale.bsky.social
the real way to tell that unova was based on new york is that one of its mythicals lives in a basement studio with no in-unit laundry
screenshot of the liberty garden lighthouse basement where you encounter victini in pokémon black and white. not unlike an above-average new york apartment, it has a non-futon/non-murphy bed, exposed plumbing, and room for a bench
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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becoming a billionaire just to start nefarious companies with names pulled from digimon lore instead of tolkien
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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You can have my emdash when you pry it out from my cold, dead sentences
matthewdgreen.bsky.social Matthew Green @matthewdgreen.bsky.social · Sep 6
I hate that I can’t use the emdash anymore. Thanks AI.
September 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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An adult fan of an all-ages media franchise questioned the lack of mature themes that appeal to him personally.

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July 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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NEW YORK (AP) — Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.
June 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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A Nova Scotia jury has found 34-year-old Adam Drake guilty of second-degree murder in the killing of battle rapper Pat Stay, a 36-year-old father of two who was fatally stabbed 2½ years ago at a downtown Halifax nightclub.

#Halifax #HaliSky
Adam Drake guilty of murder in fatal stabbing of battle rapper Pat Stay | CBC News
A Nova Scotia jury has found a 34-year-old man guilty of second-degree murder in the killing of battle rapper Pat Stay, a 36-year-old father of two who was fatally stabbed 2½ years ago at a downtown H...
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June 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Q: What’s one thing in New York that you’d bring back?

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social: Mars 2112
May 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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This may genuinely be one of the most devastating things I've seen about a tech CEO in the mainstream media. Amazing.
Backers are asked to believe that OpenAI is the most responsible guardian of The Dangerous Majick, while also understanding that the urgency of Al's arms race frees it from all obligation to act responsibly. Burning cash is foundational to its business. There's no time to sandbox new products or abide by laws when liquidity is only ever measured in months. The looming threat of insolvency is what propels OpenAI forward. Does value-for-money get a look in? We know very little about OpenAI's day-to-day operating costs, but we've learned a little more about the day-to-day operating costs of the CEO. Maybe it's useful to know that Altman uses a knife that's showy but incohesive and wrong for the job; he wastes huge amounts of money on olive oil that he uses recklessly; and he has an automated coffee machine that claims to save labour while doing the exact opposite because it can't be trusted. His kitchen is a catalogue of inefficiency, incomprehension, and waste. If that's any indication of how he runs the company, insolvency cannot be considered too unrealistic a threat.
May 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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After bringing numerous controversial figures onto his podcast, Gavin Newsom invited the embattled fire-type to be his next guest.

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April 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Nintendo executives are reportedly hoping you’re too preoccupied with Switch 2 news to remember they essentially enslaved a hacker fairly recently.

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April 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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They should make TV shows that aren’t too dark to watch in the daytime
March 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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After playing a purple flute on top of a mountain, one Pokémon fan found herself face to face with the God of all Abrahamic religions.

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A purple flute is shown next to a man on top of a mountain. A headline reads: "Pokémon Fan Discovers Abrahamic God Also Accessible by Playing Purple Flute on Mountaintop."
March 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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i feel like jack allison and @godkatesusall.bsky.social already covered this
March 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Ted Lasso is coming back for season 4 and the coach will be leading a South Korean League of Legends esports team.

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Ted Lasso stands in front of a large, crowded eSports arena. A headline reads: "‘Ted Lasso’ Season 4 Sees the Character Coaching South Korean Esports Team."
March 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

Today, we are releasing our Freedom Budget for All Americans, a 9-pillar outline to eradicate poverty.

The original Freedom Budget for All Americans was created by A. Philip Randolph, Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., & Bayard Rustin.

Full Freedom Budget 🧵
March 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Pokémon Go developer Niantic is rumored to be selling off what’s left of its public perception as a well-intentioned company in Saudi Arabian acquisition.

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February 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Super Bowl protester Zul-Qarnain Nantambu explains why he did it.
February 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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white screenwriters of a certain age stop churning out the uncanniest AAVE dialogue on earth challenge (impossible, fam)
February 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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After the explosive trade that left the NBA world speechless, Luka Dončić has added to the surprise by evolving into Tuka Dončić.

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Luka Doncic's evolved form with two heads, Tuka Doncic.
February 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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where the cars crash more often than the waves
videogamebeach.bsky.social Videogame Beaches 🏳️‍⚧️ @videogamebeach.bsky.social · Jan 23
Paradise City Beach (Burnout Paradise, Criterion Games, 2008)
January 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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A DoorDash delivery driver spent two days climbing Korin Tower to pick up an order of mystical Senzu Beans.

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January 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM