Will Ashenmacher
@willash.bsky.social
Reader. Writer. Gardener. Probably judging you.
My favorite kind of butcher shop, tbh.
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My favorite kind of butcher shop, tbh.
My Top Five Movie Genres:
- Breathless in a Sumptuous Costume
- Scary But Not Violent
- Acting With a Capital A
- Leading Man Whom I Pretend Isn’t the Reason I’m Watching
- Spectacle
- Breathless in a Sumptuous Costume
- Scary But Not Violent
- Acting With a Capital A
- Leading Man Whom I Pretend Isn’t the Reason I’m Watching
- Spectacle
My Top Five movie genres:
- Books
- Ones I didn’t see, but I read the book it’s based on
- Richard Linklater’s oeuvre
- Winona Ryder
- Grease 2
- Books
- Ones I didn’t see, but I read the book it’s based on
- Richard Linklater’s oeuvre
- Winona Ryder
- Grease 2
My top five movie genres:
- nothing happens, extremely realistically
- city's beggars and street people organize to track down a serial killer of children, who is portrayed sympathetically
- four members of a pop band take an animated ride on an amber submersible
- two reporters report
- a train
- nothing happens, extremely realistically
- city's beggars and street people organize to track down a serial killer of children, who is portrayed sympathetically
- four members of a pop band take an animated ride on an amber submersible
- two reporters report
- a train
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My Top Five Movie Genres:
- Breathless in a Sumptuous Costume
- Scary But Not Violent
- Acting With a Capital A
- Leading Man Whom I Pretend Isn’t the Reason I’m Watching
- Spectacle
- Breathless in a Sumptuous Costume
- Scary But Not Violent
- Acting With a Capital A
- Leading Man Whom I Pretend Isn’t the Reason I’m Watching
- Spectacle
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but rakes, unlike leaf blowers, make no noise.
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but rakes, unlike leaf blowers, make no noise.
@meghanmccarron.bsky.social I just read your piece on SNAP in the Times and learned a lot. Thank you for writing it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
@meghanmccarron.bsky.social I just read your piece on SNAP in the Times and learned a lot. Thank you for writing it.
Trend I Dislike™: A charge for buying a physical giftcards.
I dislike it, I say!
I dislike it, I say!
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trend I Dislike™: A charge for buying a physical giftcards.
I dislike it, I say!
I dislike it, I say!
Think what you will of him. His posing game is strong.
Mayor Jacob Frey of Minneapolis has won a third term in office. Voters selected the relatively moderate Democrat over a democratic socialist rival who proposed raising taxes on the rich to build more affordable housing, imposing rent increase caps and raising the minimum wage.
Jacob Frey Wins Third Term as Minneapolis Mayor
The race for Minneapolis mayor tested the appeal of democratic socialist policies, drawing comparisons to Zohran Mamdani’s mayoral bid in New York City.
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November 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Think what you will of him. His posing game is strong.
Happy End of People Knocking on Your Door Day to all who celebrate!
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Happy End of People Knocking on Your Door Day to all who celebrate!
Can’t see the haters when I’ve got my love glasses on.
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Can’t see the haters when I’ve got my love glasses on.
Reposted by Will Ashenmacher
Starting to worry about all of the plastic I've been eating.
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Starting to worry about all of the plastic I've been eating.
It’s okay to be scared.
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It’s okay to be scared.
Did I read the July email saying the City of Minneapolis was moving to a new utility billing system and I’d have to re-authorize auto-pay? No, I did not.
Did I accidentally fall five months behind on my utility bill as a result? Yes, I did.
Did I accidentally fall five months behind on my utility bill as a result? Yes, I did.
October 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Did I read the July email saying the City of Minneapolis was moving to a new utility billing system and I’d have to re-authorize auto-pay? No, I did not.
Did I accidentally fall five months behind on my utility bill as a result? Yes, I did.
Did I accidentally fall five months behind on my utility bill as a result? Yes, I did.
Roasting sweet potato + chickpeas + cauliflower + cumin + za’atar.
Also, look how psychedelic one of the sweet potatoes was.
Also, look how psychedelic one of the sweet potatoes was.
October 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Roasting sweet potato + chickpeas + cauliflower + cumin + za’atar.
Also, look how psychedelic one of the sweet potatoes was.
Also, look how psychedelic one of the sweet potatoes was.
I would like some confirmation that this is indeed Minnesota’s largest candy store.
October 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I would like some confirmation that this is indeed Minnesota’s largest candy store.
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Fruited Plain would be a great name for a gay bar in Omaha
October 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Fruited Plain would be a great name for a gay bar in Omaha
My dad wants to make this obscenely complicated Æbelkringle. Let’s see how this goes. (Photo from the cookbook)
October 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My dad wants to make this obscenely complicated Æbelkringle. Let’s see how this goes. (Photo from the cookbook)
I spared you the ground beef, but I’m making lasagna today.
October 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I spared you the ground beef, but I’m making lasagna today.
This looks good, but I’ve never heard of it.
Lush and creamy, éclair cake is a dessert popular in the Midwest and beyond that’s perfect for any gathering, celebration or potluck. nyti.ms/4oEg8pR
October 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This looks good, but I’ve never heard of it.
I won’t tell you what kind of dog it was that broke out of its fence and attacked Kitsu.
You can probably guess.
You can probably guess.
October 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I won’t tell you what kind of dog it was that broke out of its fence and attacked Kitsu.
You can probably guess.
You can probably guess.
Last Book: ‘107 Days’
Current Read: ‘Evenings & Weeknds’
New Additions to the TBR: ‘H is for Hawk’
Current Read: ‘Evenings & Weeknds’
New Additions to the TBR: ‘H is for Hawk’
✧ last book: Giovanni’s Room
✧ current read(s): Man’s Search for Meaning
✧ newest adds to the tbr: Gilded Rage: Elon Musk and the Radicalization of Silicon Valley
✧ eagerly waiting for: Love in a F*cked-Up World: How to Build Relationships, Hook Up, and Raise Hell Together
#booksky #blacksky
✧ current read(s): Man’s Search for Meaning
✧ newest adds to the tbr: Gilded Rage: Elon Musk and the Radicalization of Silicon Valley
✧ eagerly waiting for: Love in a F*cked-Up World: How to Build Relationships, Hook Up, and Raise Hell Together
#booksky #blacksky
bookish checkpoint 📝
✧ last book: wisteria by adalyn grace
✧ current read(s): perils of the past, holly, no earthly sunne
✧ newest adds to the tbr: i found the first three books in the nightrunner series at a used book store!
✧ eagerly waiting for: sunrise on the reaping! (i know, i am slow)
✧ last book: wisteria by adalyn grace
✧ current read(s): perils of the past, holly, no earthly sunne
✧ newest adds to the tbr: i found the first three books in the nightrunner series at a used book store!
✧ eagerly waiting for: sunrise on the reaping! (i know, i am slow)
October 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Last Book: ‘107 Days’
Current Read: ‘Evenings & Weeknds’
New Additions to the TBR: ‘H is for Hawk’
Current Read: ‘Evenings & Weeknds’
New Additions to the TBR: ‘H is for Hawk’
This is as close to nirvana as I can get.
October 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This is as close to nirvana as I can get.
I’m not very far into this book, but it’s hilarious to me that it’s largely about gay men and so far, the female characters are way more interesting.
October 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’m not very far into this book, but it’s hilarious to me that it’s largely about gay men and so far, the female characters are way more interesting.
Do you think this homeowner went into the dumpster and fished out these bags of dog poop?
October 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Do you think this homeowner went into the dumpster and fished out these bags of dog poop?
I just took 7 or 8 new-ish books to Half-Price Books and got $15.
Did I make money? No, absolutely not. Does it feel like I did? Definitely.
Did I make money? No, absolutely not. Does it feel like I did? Definitely.
October 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I just took 7 or 8 new-ish books to Half-Price Books and got $15.
Did I make money? No, absolutely not. Does it feel like I did? Definitely.
Did I make money? No, absolutely not. Does it feel like I did? Definitely.
I was bored.
Weapons (2025) ⭐ 7.6 | Horror, Mystery
2h 8m | R
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October 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I was bored.