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i just assume everyone is trans until proven otherwise
December 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
septum ring -> gay
big septum ring -> nonbinary
December 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
me n my girls might be the next beatles the way we jack off together
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
dogs are so autistic dawg like imagine you get too overwhelmed or excited and i just make noises
December 9, 2025 at 8:23 AM
(to the tune of chief keef - laughing to the bank)
arf arf arf
arf arf arf
i’m barking to the park like
arf arf arf
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
we need to have a Better Seattle Polycule
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I've been very vocal about putting balls in my mouth today
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
chopped stones in a chopped glass house
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
computer makes my head hurt
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
as soon as i walk in the party im looking for someone to autistically infodump to
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
heard some guy say “they never break, they just become stairs” while on the escalator
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
im at the bar 6 drinks deep trying to explain to a girl who viper rapper is
does anyone know the cure for not being able to shut up while also overthinking everything i said the next day
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
i start to get very cisphobic when both of the all gender restrooms at work are in use
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
does anyone know the cure for not being able to shut up while also overthinking everything i said the next day
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
trans girls getting fucked up and fucking around on the dj decks is the equivalent of dudes getting drunk and freestyling over type beats
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Reposted by wiillow
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
this guy appeared in my dream there was a little plush of him but he was smoking crack instead
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Reposted by wiillow
they're putting a body of water on my jeans
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
twitter brainrot is as bad if not worse than 4chan brainworms
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea is i’ve never seen a garbanzo bean on bluesky
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
uber driver just ran a red light he’s real as fuck for that he’s getting a big tip
November 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Reposted by wiillow
(stunna boy voice) i got jalapeño on my dick i’m burning my dick right now
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
dj at the bar played a bbno$ song and transitioned into a gangnam style mashup i got up and left
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
couples costume ideas
November 1, 2025 at 9:51 AM
why does everyone gotta have beef yall need to love more and fuck harder
November 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM