Cheesy Blasters
@wiffleballtony.bsky.social
He/Him
Tech Nerd
It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? $10
Tech Nerd
It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? $10
This is the saddest frozen pizza I've ever seen.
September 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This is the saddest frozen pizza I've ever seen.
*chanting*
G-M-Os! G-M-Os!
G-M-Os! G-M-Os!
Wait you’re telling me that Brussels Sprouts LITERALLY tasted awful when I was a kid and I didn’t just magically start liking them as an adult?????
July 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
*chanting*
G-M-Os! G-M-Os!
G-M-Os! G-M-Os!
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Entering a bank and flirting with the teller and announcing it's a pick up
Entering a bank with a DuPont pfas frying pan and announcing it's a nonstick up
Entering a bank by blasting Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” on a boombox held overhead, and announcing it’s a Rick up.
July 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Entering a bank and flirting with the teller and announcing it's a pick up
Something I love about smothered burritos from Cafe Rio or Costa Vida is after you finish, you can mix the side lettuce with all the stuff that fell out of the burrito, and have yourself a mini burrito bowl!
June 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Something I love about smothered burritos from Cafe Rio or Costa Vida is after you finish, you can mix the side lettuce with all the stuff that fell out of the burrito, and have yourself a mini burrito bowl!
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Is it time to reset the counter?
June 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Is it time to reset the counter?
Found another recession indicator: A line out the door at a Little Caesars 30 minutes before close.
June 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Found another recession indicator: A line out the door at a Little Caesars 30 minutes before close.
Oh no! I've learned a new level of hell! It's a corporate office with cubicles and every person's Teams and Outlook notifications keep going off!
a man with a mustache is standing in front of a door and says `` this is my hell '' .
ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a door and says `` this is my hell '' .
media.tenor.com
May 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Oh no! I've learned a new level of hell! It's a corporate office with cubicles and every person's Teams and Outlook notifications keep going off!
I feel like we've reached a point with AI where the term "AI" is too vague. Tech companies need to get together and standardize terms for things like AI with spreadsheets vs AI with cameras, etc.
May 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I feel like we've reached a point with AI where the term "AI" is too vague. Tech companies need to get together and standardize terms for things like AI with spreadsheets vs AI with cameras, etc.
Hear me out, 1000 men vs Magilla Gorilla.
April 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hear me out, 1000 men vs Magilla Gorilla.
I seriously hate when companies send you an email saying that your product shipped, only to click on the link and see that the label was created 🙄
April 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I seriously hate when companies send you an email saying that your product shipped, only to click on the link and see that the label was created 🙄
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Most bald people still own a comb.
They just can't part with it.
They just can't part with it.
March 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Most bald people still own a comb.
They just can't part with it.
They just can't part with it.
Yikes! The way things are looking Congress may need to require a digital literacy class before you can be a member of Congress
March 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Yikes! The way things are looking Congress may need to require a digital literacy class before you can be a member of Congress
Was just reminded that people in Utah use the term "sluffing" instead of "cutting class"
March 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Was just reminded that people in Utah use the term "sluffing" instead of "cutting class"
How have I had this app on my phone for years and never once realized the icon displays the real time??
March 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
How have I had this app on my phone for years and never once realized the icon displays the real time??
I witnessed literal shrinkflation today at the gas station. No price change even though the Peace Tea cans literally shrunk in size. WTF Coca-Cola?
March 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I witnessed literal shrinkflation today at the gas station. No price change even though the Peace Tea cans literally shrunk in size. WTF Coca-Cola?
I recently told my bald friend that if he wanted hair, he'd have toupée
March 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I recently told my bald friend that if he wanted hair, he'd have toupée
MRW someone suggests we remind the students to charge their Chromebooks the night before testing.
"Oh you sweet, summer child"
"Oh you sweet, summer child"
a man in a brown jacket is holding a drink in his hand and making a face .
ALT: a man in a brown jacket is holding a drink in his hand and making a face .
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
MRW someone suggests we remind the students to charge their Chromebooks the night before testing.
"Oh you sweet, summer child"
"Oh you sweet, summer child"
How did I just realize that nowhere in the song does Marcia Griffiths teach me the Electric Slide??
February 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
How did I just realize that nowhere in the song does Marcia Griffiths teach me the Electric Slide??
I love and hate knowing that in just a few days the temperature will be back to 65°. #texaswinter
February 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I love and hate knowing that in just a few days the temperature will be back to 65°. #texaswinter
It's wild to me how expensive laptops are. I could build a low to mid level desktop PC for less than it costs for an ok spec'd laptop!
February 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's wild to me how expensive laptops are. I could build a low to mid level desktop PC for less than it costs for an ok spec'd laptop!
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February 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Newly added office decor! Now the students can't ask me, "Is this the tech room?"
February 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Newly added office decor! Now the students can't ask me, "Is this the tech room?"
Used to live in a house with 4 other people and 4 dogs. The first day, I walked in, saw this poster and knew I was in a good home. Man, I miss those housemates!
February 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Used to live in a house with 4 other people and 4 dogs. The first day, I walked in, saw this poster and knew I was in a good home. Man, I miss those housemates!
I blame Ni Hao, Kai-Lan! That and the fact that Americans thrive on spite! 😂😂
January 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I blame Ni Hao, Kai-Lan! That and the fact that Americans thrive on spite! 😂😂