Emanuel
@whosgunnatellem.bsky.social
your favorite high functioning introvert.🙇🏾♂️
I hate when people start adding other people to our plans.
now I’m not going.
now I’m not going.
November 29, 2024 at 3:02 AM
I hate when people start adding other people to our plans.
now I’m not going.
now I’m not going.
Thankful for another 24⏰
November 25, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Thankful for another 24⏰
Like, I really am being forced to share a planet with some of you…
Crazy right?
Crazy right?
November 24, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Like, I really am being forced to share a planet with some of you…
Crazy right?
Crazy right?
So skeet is really a thing? 😊
November 22, 2024 at 2:56 PM
So skeet is really a thing? 😊
me currently trying to present my P&L on teams…
November 22, 2024 at 2:55 PM
me currently trying to present my P&L on teams…
Barista: can I take your order sir?
Me: Triple shot, oat milk and vanilla over 5 ice cubes….
No more than 5 ice cubes PLEASE.
Barista:
Me: Triple shot, oat milk and vanilla over 5 ice cubes….
No more than 5 ice cubes PLEASE.
Barista:
a man is wearing a leather jacket and earrings and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is wearing a leather jacket and earrings and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Barista: can I take your order sir?
Me: Triple shot, oat milk and vanilla over 5 ice cubes….
No more than 5 ice cubes PLEASE.
Barista:
Me: Triple shot, oat milk and vanilla over 5 ice cubes….
No more than 5 ice cubes PLEASE.
Barista:
Yup
I don't think any romantic endeavor works out in anyone's favor if you half ass it. Either throw yourself into it full body or leave that man/woman alone.
November 20, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Yup
I think I kinda hate everything & everyone right now
November 20, 2024 at 4:00 AM
I think I kinda hate everything & everyone right now
Being professional 5 days a week is fucking exhausting… let alone being an adult while doing so.
November 19, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Being professional 5 days a week is fucking exhausting… let alone being an adult while doing so.
Good morning!!!!
November 19, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Good morning!!!!
Reposted by Emanuel
I’m going shopping & lunch needs to be had….
Where to go, where to go? 🤔
Where to go, where to go? 🤔
November 16, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I’m going shopping & lunch needs to be had….
Where to go, where to go? 🤔
Where to go, where to go? 🤔
Absolutely the fuck not. ☝🏾🤣
The past tense of skeet is skat btw
November 16, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Absolutely the fuck not. ☝🏾🤣
Reposted by Emanuel
Notice how the same folks who called Kamala Harris “unqualified” are excited about a Fox News host and Matt Gaetz landing jobs they’re wildly unfit for
November 16, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Notice how the same folks who called Kamala Harris “unqualified” are excited about a Fox News host and Matt Gaetz landing jobs they’re wildly unfit for
Gooooood morning. 🌤️
November 16, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Gooooood morning. 🌤️
Trick on me
(Trick on me)
Take me on
(Take on me)
I'll be gone
If you cheeeeeeaaaaappp!!!! 😂
(Trick on me)
Take me on
(Take on me)
I'll be gone
If you cheeeeeeaaaaappp!!!! 😂
November 16, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Trick on me
(Trick on me)
Take me on
(Take on me)
I'll be gone
If you cheeeeeeaaaaappp!!!! 😂
(Trick on me)
Take me on
(Take on me)
I'll be gone
If you cheeeeeeaaaaappp!!!! 😂
You was really really lucky, relax bucko
November 16, 2024 at 9:59 AM
You was really really lucky, relax bucko
I should just get up and start my day huh?
November 16, 2024 at 9:56 AM
I should just get up and start my day huh?
😭😭😭
Two “feral and not trained” emus named Thelma and Louise are on the loose in South Carolina about three hours from the 43 monkey escape that happened days earlier
"Feral and not trained" emus Thelma and Louise on the loose in South Carolina as state's monkey search continues
Police in Horry County, South Carolina, said this week that they are searching for two missing emus that have been evading capture for months: "We are not emu-sed."
www.cbsnews.com
November 16, 2024 at 9:52 AM
😭😭😭
This is overwhelming… Jesus take the wheel.
November 15, 2024 at 8:48 PM
This is overwhelming… Jesus take the wheel.