i wish there was a website exactly like this but with a bunch of trump ads and grok

Us all week: WHO is saying replay? Where did we say replay? Where in that statement did we say replay? You are the one talking about replays we haven't said a word about-
Joyce: Klopp wants a replay
Us: TOO FUCKING RIGHT! WHEN'S THE REPLAY HAPPENING THIS CANNOT STAND

When you still feel rough but are testing negative the only thing to be done is to treat yourself to flowers and a new mug

yes this

If you don't recognise me from twitter I probably did follow you and thought your tweets were cool and now we're mutuals I'm like a little crab under a rock when you pick it up. Do not perceive me!!! I'm used to being in the shadows! hi

Idk about you guys but I'm looking forward to a feed that doesn't show me a million ads for shit t shirts and videos about how Russell Brand is being set up

bluesky still requiring invite codes:

Scrambling to follow everyone I know on here before musk comes for my £££

Using my first post (is that what we call them here?) to wish loml Andrew Garfield Happy Birthday 🎂