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mtty
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nothing interesting here, move on | aspiring discord moderator
if epstein really did contact activision about their monetization system, then there's no wonder why it was abbreviated to CP
February 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
i don't see a world where MW3 campaign remastered ends up being revealed today, but i will shit myself out of pure excitement if it does
January 22, 2026 at 3:17 PM
what's the point in adding a 60fps update to far cry 3 on current gen consoles now when the mechanics of the game make it feel almost unplayable?
January 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
new john redditor just dropped
January 19, 2026 at 4:11 PM
i'm disappointed in myself for never finishing that A2 playthrough of nier automata a few years ago, despite loving the ever-living fuck out of the entire rest of the game
January 19, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Sam Raimi was asked his biggest criticism of modern superhero movies:

"That they don't offer me more of them"
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
please take me back to when i played FO4 for the first time back in april of 2024 and sunk a solid 50 hours into the game within the first week
January 19, 2026 at 12:08 PM
grok and balls
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
he's jack bauer in the flesh, or something like that (i never made it past season 1 of 24)
Kiefer Sutherland was arrested after a dispute with an Uber driver

He allegedly told the driver 'pull over or I'll kill you'

(via NY Times | TMZ)
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 AM
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He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
it doesn't matter how easy this might've been, it has a personal meaning to me
January 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
should we really still be shocked that the far-right are upset at the concept of our UK government wanting to ban child porn?
January 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
512 posts deep, and it feels like barely any of them have been the shitposts that i still strive to use social media for
January 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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Grandma was watching the news about the ICE shooting that happened today.
Grandma: “What does ICE stand for?”
Me: “Immigration and Customs Enforcement. They—”
Grandma: “Oh, so they’re Nazis.”

If Holocaust survivors can tell, so should everyone else.
Grandma showed me something from her childhood the other day.
January 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
to no one's surprise, the nazis over on twitter are getting genuinely offended by the mere mention of a wolfenstein 3 happening
January 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
finally reactivated this account, but doubt i've missed anything valueable
January 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
just came back here to say fuck the UK government
July 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Reminder: They changed the format of 4 and cut out a lot of content from it, including dozens of missions, 2 whole levels, multiple characters, and changing levels to be more simplified and empty, like getting rid of the animals in zoo. so if you want a faithful at all remake of 4, this is NOT it.
July 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
guess who's just finally starting playing oblivion remastered now after buying it on day 1?
July 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
here's your obligatory 'resident evil requiem exists, and i can't fucking wait for it' post over here
June 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Elon tweeted that he wanted a dommy mommy to crush his balls and make him scream like a pee pee piss piss boy. that was so disturbing, it makes me want to move to bluesky, the platform that is better then Twitter because everyone says so
June 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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The time Sleeping Dogs devs turned me into a "butthurt" NPC -- presumably because Ubisoft routinely got grumpy about our early cover
May 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
this place still exist?
April 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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oh no
April 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM