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· Jan 5
next gen of pokemon will have a wendy’s tie-in called 4for4eon. to get it you have to evolve an eevee with a baconator
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daisy commercials imply that people are having entire sour cream themed parties. people are dipping chips and hamburgers and all kinds of things into sour cream. i bet the u.s. still owns a lot of those islands mostly made of guano deposits that we could give them for free. they’d love it
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
daisy commercials imply that people are having entire sour cream themed parties. people are dipping chips and hamburgers and all kinds of things into sour cream. i bet the u.s. still owns a lot of those islands mostly made of guano deposits that we could give them for free. they’d love it
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He’s fully just doing bits now and honestly I respect it
Mike McDaniel snuck into the second row of the press conference room at the Bernabéu and managed to get in the final question to Dolphins RB Ollie Gordon II:
“Talk a little bit about how well you’re coached”
“Talk a little bit about how well you’re coached”
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
He’s fully just doing bits now and honestly I respect it
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chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams
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y'all i had no clue it was a pussy palace 😭 my fat ass thought it was a dojo 😭😭😭
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
y'all i had no clue it was a pussy palace 😭 my fat ass thought it was a dojo 😭😭😭
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i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one
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🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
nobody fucks with my meticulously crafted werner herzog impression. ive had enough of Woke
October 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
nobody fucks with my meticulously crafted werner herzog impression. ive had enough of Woke
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i don't think that shohei ohtani is a good baseball player
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i don't think that shohei ohtani is a good baseball player
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16 Oct 2025
October 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
16 Oct 2025
if you’re muslim and a puppygirl you go to super heaven
October 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
if you’re muslim and a puppygirl you go to super heaven
playing the new geese album around the hoes and Getting Killed
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
playing the new geese album around the hoes and Getting Killed
god i need this
October 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
god i need this
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edward forty hands ass game ends fittingly
September 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
edward forty hands ass game ends fittingly
she freak on my little horse until i’m feeble
September 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
she freak on my little horse until i’m feeble
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i fuckiong suckkkk at chess i need tylenol so bad
September 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i fuckiong suckkkk at chess i need tylenol so bad
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23 Sep 2025
September 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
23 Sep 2025
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i think that people should watch late night talk shows instead of reading books
September 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i think that people should watch late night talk shows instead of reading books
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YOUNGHOE KOO SENDS HIS REGRETS
September 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
YOUNGHOE KOO SENDS HIS REGRETS
jones cheap ass oil change and vasectomy clinic
September 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
jones cheap ass oil change and vasectomy clinic
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oh, some of (us) BEEN laden, like. 🔥
September 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
oh, some of (us) BEEN laden, like. 🔥
only made two cups of rice in the rice cooker and now my chinese girlfriend is calling me a foreigner
September 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
only made two cups of rice in the rice cooker and now my chinese girlfriend is calling me a foreigner
“stupid stupid folk music”
September 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“stupid stupid folk music”
laid up in bed next to the homeboy ripping 20 farts a night
September 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
laid up in bed next to the homeboy ripping 20 farts a night
i’m tryna get that airfryer pussy
September 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i’m tryna get that airfryer pussy
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06 Sep 2025
September 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
06 Sep 2025