So Hulk Hogan died today. I guess he’s with Brooke’s singing career now, yeah?

“Autism destroys families” is a mighty bold statement coming from a heroin addict.

Blue Line screen of death. Yay.

Dude on the Metro was blasting MJ tunes from a Bluetooth speaker, so I did what any Washingtonian Woman in Tech would have done:

I told him his speaker was discoverable and that he should really lock that shit down for his own security. ☺️

UPenn needs to be stripped of its Ivy status after this nonsensical bullshit.

Yesterday a colleague dubbed me the FISMA Czar. I’m not mad at it. 😂👩🏻‍🏫

Since I recently started a new job (actually not that new since I boomeranged back to an old employer and supporting the same client in a different office) I figured I would actually put in the effort to keep my emails under control. /1

Dear men,

With all due respect, which is none, we’ve upped our standards.

So up yours.

Top of the line in utility sports

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts

You are hearing me talk.