I have 𝐶𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 Depression
@wheelymerchant.bsky.social
RP Account of Monty from the Kindergarten series// Writer is 25 years old and goes by Cyber // They/Them
Pinned
Name: Monty
Age: 5 years old
Occupation: Black Market Merchant, Kindergartner
Greatest fear: Mops
Monty from the Kindergarten game series. He is very intelligent for his age, even able to read, and will buy and sell just about anything, for the right price
Age: 5 years old
Occupation: Black Market Merchant, Kindergartner
Greatest fear: Mops
Monty from the Kindergarten game series. He is very intelligent for his age, even able to read, and will buy and sell just about anything, for the right price
You got $20?
KIDD. . .
…..you have any more pills?
…..you have any more pills?
August 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
You got $20?
I don't think either of you should be president
NO! NUGGET WILL BECOME PRESIDENT
I'd make a good president
July 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I don't think either of you should be president
Great!
And since we're such good friends, I won't even charge you for them
And since we're such good friends, I won't even charge you for them
Let Nugget check his Nugget stash!
Nugget may have some!
Nugget may have some!
That reminds me
Hey nugget, you got any more of those pills that our first principal gave you on Monday?
The ones Ms Applegate is always ranting about
Hey nugget, you got any more of those pills that our first principal gave you on Monday?
The ones Ms Applegate is always ranting about
July 15, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Great!
And since we're such good friends, I won't even charge you for them
And since we're such good friends, I won't even charge you for them
That reminds me
Hey nugget, you got any more of those pills that our first principal gave you on Monday?
The ones Ms Applegate is always ranting about
Hey nugget, you got any more of those pills that our first principal gave you on Monday?
The ones Ms Applegate is always ranting about
mmmm..chmiken nuggest………
July 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
That reminds me
Hey nugget, you got any more of those pills that our first principal gave you on Monday?
The ones Ms Applegate is always ranting about
Hey nugget, you got any more of those pills that our first principal gave you on Monday?
The ones Ms Applegate is always ranting about
Hey, these business trips to Bangkok ain't gonna pay for themselves
July 15, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Hey, these business trips to Bangkok ain't gonna pay for themselves
Each
Not too much. Just a few grand
July 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Each
Not too much. Just a few grand
July 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Not too much. Just a few grand
Currently holding a sale on any and all flammable materials in my inventory
The perfect gift for your next crashout party
The perfect gift for your next crashout party
July 15, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Currently holding a sale on any and all flammable materials in my inventory
The perfect gift for your next crashout party
The perfect gift for your next crashout party
You should kick the baby
July 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
You should kick the baby
A child's natural curiousity?
Why are you asking me this
Very nice. But I'm curious, what does the other side of the card look like?
July 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
A child's natural curiousity?
Very nice. But I'm curious, what does the other side of the card look like?
If anyone wants to know what my card looks like before the max out, it’s this
July 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Very nice. But I'm curious, what does the other side of the card look like?
If you're in need of money, I can help you out.
Whether you wanna sell, pawn or take out a loan
I take anything no questions asked. Gold, Silver, ʰᵘᵐᵃⁿ ᵒʳᵍᵃⁿˢ, Electronics, whatever you have laying around!
Whether you wanna sell, pawn or take out a loan
I take anything no questions asked. Gold, Silver, ʰᵘᵐᵃⁿ ᵒʳᵍᵃⁿˢ, Electronics, whatever you have laying around!
July 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If you're in need of money, I can help you out.
Whether you wanna sell, pawn or take out a loan
I take anything no questions asked. Gold, Silver, ʰᵘᵐᵃⁿ ᵒʳᵍᵃⁿˢ, Electronics, whatever you have laying around!
Whether you wanna sell, pawn or take out a loan
I take anything no questions asked. Gold, Silver, ʰᵘᵐᵃⁿ ᵒʳᵍᵃⁿˢ, Electronics, whatever you have laying around!
Can't blame me for trying
NOT!
NOW!
MONTY!
NOW!
MONTY!
I can get you a good deal on some adoption papers
July 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Can't blame me for trying
I can get you a good deal on some adoption papers
July 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I can get you a good deal on some adoption papers
Hey, you're the odds-on, the smart money is on you
A reminder that you’re getting a portion of my Disney check.
And I'm not above selling tickets and taking bets on the fight
*He's pulling out a calculator*
*He's pulling out a calculator*
July 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Hey, you're the odds-on, the smart money is on you
And I'm not above selling tickets and taking bets on the fight
*He's pulling out a calculator*
*He's pulling out a calculator*
July 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
And I'm not above selling tickets and taking bets on the fight
*He's pulling out a calculator*
*He's pulling out a calculator*
If you need rhymes I know a teacher I can put you in touch with for a ˡᵃʳᵍᵉ fee
Rhyming is all she ever does
Rhyming is all she ever does
July 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If you need rhymes I know a teacher I can put you in touch with for a ˡᵃʳᵍᵉ fee
Rhyming is all she ever does
Rhyming is all she ever does
Speaking of reading, those textbooks should be delivered soon. Had to import them. ˢᵒ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳᵐⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉˣᵗʳᵃ $500 ᵖᵉʳ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ⁱᵐᵖᵒʳᵗ ᶠᵉᵉ
July 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Speaking of reading, those textbooks should be delivered soon. Had to import them. ˢᵒ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳᵐⁱⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉˣᵗʳᵃ $500 ᵖᵉʳ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ⁱᵐᵖᵒʳᵗ ᶠᵉᵉ
Please, pay no attention to the dress. It is a very important medical apparatus that allows me to walk...
June 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Please, pay no attention to the dress. It is a very important medical apparatus that allows me to walk...