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· Jun 10
Pizza sizes shouldn’t be small, medium, and large.
They should be poor, stressed, and WHY WONT SOMEBODY LOVE ME
They should be poor, stressed, and WHY WONT SOMEBODY LOVE ME
I just farted so loud I woke up all 3 sleeping animals in the room.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I just farted so loud I woke up all 3 sleeping animals in the room.
My ninja foodi took 15 mins to build up pressure for my chili just to tell me to add water, then I have to vent another 5 mins, and add water, and now another 15 mins to see if now it’s ok?
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My ninja foodi took 15 mins to build up pressure for my chili just to tell me to add water, then I have to vent another 5 mins, and add water, and now another 15 mins to see if now it’s ok?
Have a contractor showing up early meanwhile I’m gonna be crazy hungover. What a time to be alive!
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Have a contractor showing up early meanwhile I’m gonna be crazy hungover. What a time to be alive!
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Man, I’m kind of sorry for being such a smartass today but let me promise you this one thing it will happen again
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man, I’m kind of sorry for being such a smartass today but let me promise you this one thing it will happen again
@cbbworld.bsky.social you may be entitled to compensation
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@cbbworld.bsky.social you may be entitled to compensation
My husband spoiled me for my birthday this year with a fancy jacket and personalized yeti mug. I got him a personalized coffee mug. We don’t usually do gifts so this was extra special
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My husband spoiled me for my birthday this year with a fancy jacket and personalized yeti mug. I got him a personalized coffee mug. We don’t usually do gifts so this was extra special
I wonder how Sweaty Nipples are doing? I saw them headline with Hammerbox at Whitman College in walla walla, WA in 88 or so
youtu.be/QUrNwRHxx0Y?...
youtu.be/QUrNwRHxx0Y?...
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YouTube video by Sweaty Nipples - Topic
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November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I wonder how Sweaty Nipples are doing? I saw them headline with Hammerbox at Whitman College in walla walla, WA in 88 or so
youtu.be/QUrNwRHxx0Y?...
youtu.be/QUrNwRHxx0Y?...
How fun is it to have a president actively trying to starve his constituents
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
How fun is it to have a president actively trying to starve his constituents
Facebook can’t figure out how organize my friends feeds for me but here’s 300 ads for cat litter robots I once glanced at out of curiosity
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Facebook can’t figure out how organize my friends feeds for me but here’s 300 ads for cat litter robots I once glanced at out of curiosity
I’d like to think Marc Maron is running free on a farm in upstate New York right now
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’d like to think Marc Maron is running free on a farm in upstate New York right now
Halloween candy is on sale and there are still some Reese’s for cheap #PraiseJebus
November 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Halloween candy is on sale and there are still some Reese’s for cheap #PraiseJebus
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If you think some of my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices
November 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you think some of my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices
I thought every responsible parent told their kids do not go to a house with their porch lights out
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I thought every responsible parent told their kids do not go to a house with their porch lights out
My cat is never more happy than when I add more Amazon paper insulation to his Amazon box
October 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My cat is never more happy than when I add more Amazon paper insulation to his Amazon box
The gerrymandering issue is coming to a head so let’s just have every state go to the max. Red states and blue states just go balls to the wall. Let’s see how it turns out.
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The gerrymandering issue is coming to a head so let’s just have every state go to the max. Red states and blue states just go balls to the wall. Let’s see how it turns out.
I just used the word progenitor talking to my husband and we both had to stop and check to make sure I used that word correctly
October 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I just used the word progenitor talking to my husband and we both had to stop and check to make sure I used that word correctly
Uh is this our last night?
October 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Uh is this our last night?
I used to be a raver in the early 2000s. Now I’m googling if I can safely take a second Flonase spray at night before bed
October 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I used to be a raver in the early 2000s. Now I’m googling if I can safely take a second Flonase spray at night before bed
Man I’m still always learning how to train a dog. He loves his crate but wants to be outside and play.
October 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Man I’m still always learning how to train a dog. He loves his crate but wants to be outside and play.
I worked on something connected to this project! So cool
Read more about this historic achievement: ecology.wa.gov/about-us/who...
Historic achievement: Governor Ferguson, Ecology celebrate nuclear waste officially being turned into glass at Hanford Site
The Hanford Site's Low-Activity Waste Facility is now operational and treating radioactive and hazardous waste for safe, permanent disposal for the first time in history.
ecology.wa.gov
October 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I worked on something connected to this project! So cool
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Read more about this historic achievement: ecology.wa.gov/about-us/who...
Historic achievement: Governor Ferguson, Ecology celebrate nuclear waste officially being turned into glass at Hanford Site
The Hanford Site's Low-Activity Waste Facility is now operational and treating radioactive and hazardous waste for safe, permanent disposal for the first time in history.
ecology.wa.gov
October 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Read more about this historic achievement: ecology.wa.gov/about-us/who...
If you see me shame eating a slice of Costco pizza next to the garbage can no you didn’t
October 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If you see me shame eating a slice of Costco pizza next to the garbage can no you didn’t
I bought a new car because I want to enjoy something nice for a few months before fleeing the country or dying in a nuclear blast.
October 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I bought a new car because I want to enjoy something nice for a few months before fleeing the country or dying in a nuclear blast.
Saw a big spider crawling on me in the bathroom from taking out our tomato plants and now I can’t find it. This is legal arson to burn the house down right?
October 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Saw a big spider crawling on me in the bathroom from taking out our tomato plants and now I can’t find it. This is legal arson to burn the house down right?
It’s crazy Pete Davidson is taking money from the Saudis who killed his dad on 9/11. Tattoo removal must be very expensive
September 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It’s crazy Pete Davidson is taking money from the Saudis who killed his dad on 9/11. Tattoo removal must be very expensive