WHAT?DUNCAN?!
@whatduncan.bsky.social
22/bisexual/cis-male/🔞 ONLY!!!
World’s most functional gooner. Porn aficionado. Smut author.
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World’s most functional gooner. Porn aficionado. Smut author.
OF: https://onlyfans.com/whatduncan
For my literature: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/whatduncan
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WHAT?DUNCAN?!
@whatduncan.bsky.social
· Oct 21
Hey y’all!
It’s Duncan! I make porn. And I’m bad at editing. And yes I think that’s funny.
I also will be using this place to satisfy my need to shout out into the void.
Stick around, maybe you’ll see something you like!
It’s Duncan! I make porn. And I’m bad at editing. And yes I think that’s funny.
I also will be using this place to satisfy my need to shout out into the void.
Stick around, maybe you’ll see something you like!
I’ve wanted Nile for the longest time, but now I’m frightened…
Training my hole with Nile till it's nice and ruined~ I can't get enough of the stretch this thick gator gives me every time I ride him 🥵💖
January 26, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I’ve wanted Nile for the longest time, but now I’m frightened…
I’ve been working nights, so I’m on this new diet I like to call the “shit yourself and die” diet.
Basically a Celsius and 6mg Zyns on an empty stomach.
I have lost 20 pounds on the shit yourself and die diet.
Basically a Celsius and 6mg Zyns on an empty stomach.
I have lost 20 pounds on the shit yourself and die diet.
January 26, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I’ve been working nights, so I’m on this new diet I like to call the “shit yourself and die” diet.
Basically a Celsius and 6mg Zyns on an empty stomach.
I have lost 20 pounds on the shit yourself and die diet.
Basically a Celsius and 6mg Zyns on an empty stomach.
I have lost 20 pounds on the shit yourself and die diet.
Was gonna do the “what made you a furry using only pictures” trend but then I realized I’d have to look up and post a picture of Sonic: Underground on my Bsky and got embarrassed…
January 23, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Was gonna do the “what made you a furry using only pictures” trend but then I realized I’d have to look up and post a picture of Sonic: Underground on my Bsky and got embarrassed…
“Academic work” and it’s all shit generated by AI…
You cannot rely on tools that make tasks easy. You have to focus on what makes things correctly.
You cannot rely on tools that make tasks easy. You have to focus on what makes things correctly.
Wave a magnet over iron shavings and they will move. Is the pattern they form permanent for all time? No.
Saving items on computers is closer to moving iron shavings than putting pen to paper. You're trusting magnetic forces. Whether wedding photos or DNA, you need a plan to keep the data around.
Saving items on computers is closer to moving iron shavings than putting pen to paper. You're trusting magnetic forces. Whether wedding photos or DNA, you need a plan to keep the data around.
When two years of academic work vanished with a single click
After turning off ChatGPT’s ‘data consent’ option, Marcel Bucher lost the work behind grant applications, teaching materials and publication drafts. Here’s what happened next.
www.nature.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 AM
“Academic work” and it’s all shit generated by AI…
You cannot rely on tools that make tasks easy. You have to focus on what makes things correctly.
You cannot rely on tools that make tasks easy. You have to focus on what makes things correctly.
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bring this classic back
January 23, 2026 at 1:17 AM
bring this classic back
This one was gonna be just for me but I gotta show yall this… why is it so pointy and long??? What happened???
January 23, 2026 at 3:02 AM
This one was gonna be just for me but I gotta show yall this… why is it so pointy and long??? What happened???
Tesla coil cock ring/chastity cage.
Keeps you constantly erect with intermittent jolts of safe but warm plasma, but you cannot do anything about it, because it’s too bulky and has a shield around the glans. And a Power bank Fanny pack too, just incase a constant boner wasn’t inconvenient enough.
Keeps you constantly erect with intermittent jolts of safe but warm plasma, but you cannot do anything about it, because it’s too bulky and has a shield around the glans. And a Power bank Fanny pack too, just incase a constant boner wasn’t inconvenient enough.
January 22, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Tesla coil cock ring/chastity cage.
Keeps you constantly erect with intermittent jolts of safe but warm plasma, but you cannot do anything about it, because it’s too bulky and has a shield around the glans. And a Power bank Fanny pack too, just incase a constant boner wasn’t inconvenient enough.
Keeps you constantly erect with intermittent jolts of safe but warm plasma, but you cannot do anything about it, because it’s too bulky and has a shield around the glans. And a Power bank Fanny pack too, just incase a constant boner wasn’t inconvenient enough.
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🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
TO ENTER:
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ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
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TO ENTER:
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Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW
💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST
This post only!
ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW
💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST
This post only!
ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
Bought a case of Rockstar Punched (to treat myself for being mostly sugar free) and now Celsius tastes like shit. All that conditioning to like Celsius has been undone…
January 20, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Bought a case of Rockstar Punched (to treat myself for being mostly sugar free) and now Celsius tastes like shit. All that conditioning to like Celsius has been undone…
“Aw man, is this ai or one of those edits over a picture of a real person…? Hold on… *zooms in* wha-WHAT THE FUCK??? IS THIS A PAINTING??”
(It’s true, I really said all this.)
(It’s true, I really said all this.)
January 19, 2026 at 3:46 PM
“Aw man, is this ai or one of those edits over a picture of a real person…? Hold on… *zooms in* wha-WHAT THE FUCK??? IS THIS A PAINTING??”
(It’s true, I really said all this.)
(It’s true, I really said all this.)
Always strange to me when someone follows but doesn’t like any of my stuff…
“But it’s weird to go through old posts”
NO ITS NOT! I’d rather my followers show me what they like to see instead of just following out of nowhere. Go on, like, repost, comment, idc how old the posts are man.
“But it’s weird to go through old posts”
NO ITS NOT! I’d rather my followers show me what they like to see instead of just following out of nowhere. Go on, like, repost, comment, idc how old the posts are man.
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Always strange to me when someone follows but doesn’t like any of my stuff…
“But it’s weird to go through old posts”
NO ITS NOT! I’d rather my followers show me what they like to see instead of just following out of nowhere. Go on, like, repost, comment, idc how old the posts are man.
“But it’s weird to go through old posts”
NO ITS NOT! I’d rather my followers show me what they like to see instead of just following out of nowhere. Go on, like, repost, comment, idc how old the posts are man.
Would anyone be interested in hearing their favorite porn guy talk about survival skills and emergency preparedness?
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Would anyone be interested in hearing their favorite porn guy talk about survival skills and emergency preparedness?
Ohhhh bros been WAITIN to do this…
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Ohhhh bros been WAITIN to do this…
Twitter is such a gross place now man. I know I’m in the middle of an episode rn but it feels genuinely unsafe. A genuine slum of the internet.
January 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Twitter is such a gross place now man. I know I’m in the middle of an episode rn but it feels genuinely unsafe. A genuine slum of the internet.
Feeling hopeless, then looked around me room and said “fuck my stupid Chungus life” and immediately realized I’m doing this to myself. Which sucks buuut if it’s my fault, I could do better. So hey, that’s nice.
January 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Feeling hopeless, then looked around me room and said “fuck my stupid Chungus life” and immediately realized I’m doing this to myself. Which sucks buuut if it’s my fault, I could do better. So hey, that’s nice.
Just so y'all know, my sponsor at Erovenus messaged me and asked me to post a few extra promos. You'll see that fuckbutt frequently in the next couple of days. Sorry for the ads!
January 15, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Just so y'all know, my sponsor at Erovenus messaged me and asked me to post a few extra promos. You'll see that fuckbutt frequently in the next couple of days. Sorry for the ads!
This thing feels so good like this... perfect heft, wonderfully soft, and the best place to store your big fat boner.
Get yours here! erovenus.com/product/lucy...
AND use code FD15 for 15% off!!
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January 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
What if you needed a censor bar, but just used your penis instead? That’s how I came up with this pic…
#nudes #sexdoll #fuckbutt #malenudes #18+ #cocknballs #cock
#nudes #sexdoll #fuckbutt #malenudes #18+ #cocknballs #cock
January 14, 2026 at 4:54 PM
What if you needed a censor bar, but just used your penis instead? That’s how I came up with this pic…
#nudes #sexdoll #fuckbutt #malenudes #18+ #cocknballs #cock
#nudes #sexdoll #fuckbutt #malenudes #18+ #cocknballs #cock
Foot assisted furry porn and people will still fight tooth n nail for gen-AI…
Comm for Drixx! (www.furaffinity.net/user/drpeppe...)
In a delightful twist of serendipity that will NOT help me beat the allegations, this the first piece of art I've ever done with the help of my feet, due to the broken hand
In a delightful twist of serendipity that will NOT help me beat the allegations, this the first piece of art I've ever done with the help of my feet, due to the broken hand
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Foot assisted furry porn and people will still fight tooth n nail for gen-AI…
Cold as fuck lately, gotta keep my balls warm somehow…
January 14, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Cold as fuck lately, gotta keep my balls warm somehow…
Got off work and immediately took off all my clothes. Felt like one of those days where I gotta spend the morning butt booty naked lmao
January 14, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Got off work and immediately took off all my clothes. Felt like one of those days where I gotta spend the morning butt booty naked lmao
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He works hard for the 💵
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
He works hard for the 💵
Cringe fact about me: when I was younger than ten, I got sent to therapy because my mom found a notebook of drawings of machines who’s express purpose was to enter the bladder through the urethra and collect urine.
I’ve been a freak my whole life.
I’ve been a freak my whole life.
January 13, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Cringe fact about me: when I was younger than ten, I got sent to therapy because my mom found a notebook of drawings of machines who’s express purpose was to enter the bladder through the urethra and collect urine.
I’ve been a freak my whole life.
I’ve been a freak my whole life.
I have a particular disdain for fat dudes with too much swagger.
Who taught you how to do that, big boy? Nobody ever taught me…
Who taught you how to do that, big boy? Nobody ever taught me…
January 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I have a particular disdain for fat dudes with too much swagger.
Who taught you how to do that, big boy? Nobody ever taught me…
Who taught you how to do that, big boy? Nobody ever taught me…