Wendlin
@wendlin.bsky.social
I love cute baby videos of them putting on little goggle/glasses and smiling because they can finally see properly, but I would equally love a video of a baby seeing Earth as it really looks and going "damn, bitch... this really how you livin'?"
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I love cute baby videos of them putting on little goggle/glasses and smiling because they can finally see properly, but I would equally love a video of a baby seeing Earth as it really looks and going "damn, bitch... this really how you livin'?"
A fun thing about my household is we ALL (me, my wife AND our dog) have anxiety, so when we wake up and take our brain pills, this groggy pitbull hears a rattling bottle and comes trotting around the corner looking for her breakfast.
10/10 comedy bit. Gets a laugh every time.
10/10 comedy bit. Gets a laugh every time.
October 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
A fun thing about my household is we ALL (me, my wife AND our dog) have anxiety, so when we wake up and take our brain pills, this groggy pitbull hears a rattling bottle and comes trotting around the corner looking for her breakfast.
10/10 comedy bit. Gets a laugh every time.
10/10 comedy bit. Gets a laugh every time.
Andor and Peacemaker prove AI will never replace Hollywood jobs. When both projects were announced, people laughed because they were about seemingly random side characters from movies with "warm" receptions at best.
No one asked for these shows, because audiences don't really know what they want.
No one asked for these shows, because audiences don't really know what they want.
September 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Andor and Peacemaker prove AI will never replace Hollywood jobs. When both projects were announced, people laughed because they were about seemingly random side characters from movies with "warm" receptions at best.
No one asked for these shows, because audiences don't really know what they want.
No one asked for these shows, because audiences don't really know what they want.
Ryan Murphy when a hunk kind of maybe sorta a little bit looks like one of the worst people in history.
a man in a yellow jacket has a label on the sleeve that says ' brooks brothers ' on it
ALT: a man in a yellow jacket has a label on the sleeve that says ' brooks brothers ' on it
media.tenor.com
August 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Ryan Murphy when a hunk kind of maybe sorta a little bit looks like one of the worst people in history.
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From this month's edition of The Onion.
August 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
From this month's edition of The Onion.
In America, if you ask for a beer and they ask if you want a small or large, they usually mean 12oz or 16oz.
In Mexico, I learned (quite graciously) that they're offering you a half gallon of Tecate.
Viva Mexico.
In Mexico, I learned (quite graciously) that they're offering you a half gallon of Tecate.
Viva Mexico.
July 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
In America, if you ask for a beer and they ask if you want a small or large, they usually mean 12oz or 16oz.
In Mexico, I learned (quite graciously) that they're offering you a half gallon of Tecate.
Viva Mexico.
In Mexico, I learned (quite graciously) that they're offering you a half gallon of Tecate.
Viva Mexico.
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The bloodthirstiness with which people are cheering on the marines going into an American city, is a problem.
June 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The bloodthirstiness with which people are cheering on the marines going into an American city, is a problem.
Moving into my first LA home, celebrating my one year wedding anniversary, and I *technically* spoke to @hayesdavenport.bsky.social this morning waiting for coffee. Hard to say what's the most exciting part of the day so far!
June 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Moving into my first LA home, celebrating my one year wedding anniversary, and I *technically* spoke to @hayesdavenport.bsky.social this morning waiting for coffee. Hard to say what's the most exciting part of the day so far!
After college I went through a huge breakup that left me without a will to get out of the house. I was so sad that even my comfort shows were making me sob uncontrollably. I needed something different. I found Cheers. The pilot episode floored me with how good it was. It was perfect.
May 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
After college I went through a huge breakup that left me without a will to get out of the house. I was so sad that even my comfort shows were making me sob uncontrollably. I needed something different. I found Cheers. The pilot episode floored me with how good it was. It was perfect.
I take my Klonopin with a double shot of espresso, which is the anxiety equivalent of two cowboys throwing a knife down in a saloon and "seeing who wants it more."
May 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I take my Klonopin with a double shot of espresso, which is the anxiety equivalent of two cowboys throwing a knife down in a saloon and "seeing who wants it more."
I mean, talk about a Papal Bull, AMIRIGHT FOLKS!?!?
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I mean, talk about a Papal Bull, AMIRIGHT FOLKS!?!?
The new Pope was born in Chicago. There's a chance Pontifex has eaten at Lou Malnati's...
May 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The new Pope was born in Chicago. There's a chance Pontifex has eaten at Lou Malnati's...
Maybe I should have checked earlier, but Hollywood is BEGGING for a new Dennis Farina type, right?!?
Like, a guy whose whole vibe just SCREAMS Chicago Detective, but inexplicably in LA? The kids LOVE Farina! 🤞🤞
Like, a guy whose whole vibe just SCREAMS Chicago Detective, but inexplicably in LA? The kids LOVE Farina! 🤞🤞
April 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Maybe I should have checked earlier, but Hollywood is BEGGING for a new Dennis Farina type, right?!?
Like, a guy whose whole vibe just SCREAMS Chicago Detective, but inexplicably in LA? The kids LOVE Farina! 🤞🤞
Like, a guy whose whole vibe just SCREAMS Chicago Detective, but inexplicably in LA? The kids LOVE Farina! 🤞🤞
Follow your dreams kids! Today I held a dying mime in my arms while being sexually harassed, and now I'm crying listening to Ben Folds while driving through downtown Chicago to see my wife.
Acting is magic. You can have it all!
Acting is magic. You can have it all!
April 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Follow your dreams kids! Today I held a dying mime in my arms while being sexually harassed, and now I'm crying listening to Ben Folds while driving through downtown Chicago to see my wife.
Acting is magic. You can have it all!
Acting is magic. You can have it all!
I feel so bad for the actresses doing UGC ads for Hims.
Getting paid (generously) $50 to sit alone in your apartment, filming a fake "morning after" vlog about how much better your boyfriend is now that he's on boner pills must make class reunions a real drag.
Getting paid (generously) $50 to sit alone in your apartment, filming a fake "morning after" vlog about how much better your boyfriend is now that he's on boner pills must make class reunions a real drag.
April 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I feel so bad for the actresses doing UGC ads for Hims.
Getting paid (generously) $50 to sit alone in your apartment, filming a fake "morning after" vlog about how much better your boyfriend is now that he's on boner pills must make class reunions a real drag.
Getting paid (generously) $50 to sit alone in your apartment, filming a fake "morning after" vlog about how much better your boyfriend is now that he's on boner pills must make class reunions a real drag.
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It's truly impossible for me to overstate how perfect Andor is. Since I was 6 years old, watching the Leonard Maltin VHS set and playing Shadow of the Empire on N64, this is the Star Wars I always dreamed of.
I might actually cry.
I might actually cry.
April 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It's truly impossible for me to overstate how perfect Andor is. Since I was 6 years old, watching the Leonard Maltin VHS set and playing Shadow of the Empire on N64, this is the Star Wars I always dreamed of.
I might actually cry.
I might actually cry.
I'm not saying he was perfect, especially on LGBTQ+ issues, but Pope Francis was an environmentalist, recognized Palestine's sovereignty, and was open to changing his mind. That's about all you can ask of a Pope.
He also told JD Vance to kick rocks and ascended the next day, which objectively rules
He also told JD Vance to kick rocks and ascended the next day, which objectively rules
April 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I'm not saying he was perfect, especially on LGBTQ+ issues, but Pope Francis was an environmentalist, recognized Palestine's sovereignty, and was open to changing his mind. That's about all you can ask of a Pope.
He also told JD Vance to kick rocks and ascended the next day, which objectively rules
He also told JD Vance to kick rocks and ascended the next day, which objectively rules
There's a phenomenon called The Blue Shift where people who have been to space realize how small Earth is and are overwhelmed with empathy for everyone who inhabits it. Capitalism, as it did with Everest, has turned a transcendent experience into "just a fucking thing for rich people to do because."
April 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
There's a phenomenon called The Blue Shift where people who have been to space realize how small Earth is and are overwhelmed with empathy for everyone who inhabits it. Capitalism, as it did with Everest, has turned a transcendent experience into "just a fucking thing for rich people to do because."
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Not even joking, one of the most substantial breakthroughs I've had in therapy was when I told my therapist my favorite Looney Tune is Daffy because the comedy of a perpetual loser resonates with me on such a profound personal level. I then compared a cartoon duck to Sisyphus...
April 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Not even joking, one of the most substantial breakthroughs I've had in therapy was when I told my therapist my favorite Looney Tune is Daffy because the comedy of a perpetual loser resonates with me on such a profound personal level. I then compared a cartoon duck to Sisyphus...
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imagine being this pathetic, servile and eager to gulp up the slop
April 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
imagine being this pathetic, servile and eager to gulp up the slop
People were let down by White Lotus for not resolving every plot thread?
Uhhh... I don't know where you were the first two seasons, but these aren't Whodunnits, they're Morality Plays. Money/Capitalism corrupts everything it touches. That's all, folks!
Everything else is gravy.
Uhhh... I don't know where you were the first two seasons, but these aren't Whodunnits, they're Morality Plays. Money/Capitalism corrupts everything it touches. That's all, folks!
Everything else is gravy.
April 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
People were let down by White Lotus for not resolving every plot thread?
Uhhh... I don't know where you were the first two seasons, but these aren't Whodunnits, they're Morality Plays. Money/Capitalism corrupts everything it touches. That's all, folks!
Everything else is gravy.
Uhhh... I don't know where you were the first two seasons, but these aren't Whodunnits, they're Morality Plays. Money/Capitalism corrupts everything it touches. That's all, folks!
Everything else is gravy.
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slapping a "i bought this before icarus fell" sticker on my pair of wax wings
April 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
slapping a "i bought this before icarus fell" sticker on my pair of wax wings