weezyl
@weezyl.bsky.social
I'm a little teapot / short and stout / here is my handle / here is my handl-- / damn, I'm a sugar bowl
Elwood as Elwood: true to the namesake, this good-natured chaos agent did his best.
October 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Elwood as Elwood: true to the namesake, this good-natured chaos agent did his best.
Look at this very good boy.
October 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Look at this very good boy.
Four years and three time zones after the final stitch, the project I swore would hang proudly in my house (when I got one) … is up.
October 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Four years and three time zones after the final stitch, the project I swore would hang proudly in my house (when I got one) … is up.
Guess who graduates from his training class this evening?
September 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Guess who graduates from his training class this evening?
May we all sleep as peacefully as this doofus.
August 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
May we all sleep as peacefully as this doofus.
Why I was up at 6:30: someone had to check the perimeter and then pee on part of it. The culprit:
August 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Why I was up at 6:30: someone had to check the perimeter and then pee on part of it. The culprit:
Flying into the Bay Area; it feels like I left yesterday and a lifetime ago. The person who left in 2022 is not quite the same one coming back in 2025.
May 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Flying into the Bay Area; it feels like I left yesterday and a lifetime ago. The person who left in 2022 is not quite the same one coming back in 2025.
You might think this cake is too adorable to eat, but I promise we're gonna take it down tomorrow, head or no head.
April 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You might think this cake is too adorable to eat, but I promise we're gonna take it down tomorrow, head or no head.
Summer 2016: two dudes in A's gear at my then-local see me in a Cubs cap cheering at the TV while I get beers. One says "never gonna happen" as they walk toward the patio.
December 2016: I return to the scene of the crime (Fig. 1)
Let's reset the timeline, y'all. Happy Opening Day!
December 2016: I return to the scene of the crime (Fig. 1)
Let's reset the timeline, y'all. Happy Opening Day!
March 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Summer 2016: two dudes in A's gear at my then-local see me in a Cubs cap cheering at the TV while I get beers. One says "never gonna happen" as they walk toward the patio.
December 2016: I return to the scene of the crime (Fig. 1)
Let's reset the timeline, y'all. Happy Opening Day!
December 2016: I return to the scene of the crime (Fig. 1)
Let's reset the timeline, y'all. Happy Opening Day!
When the calendar says Saturday but the to-do list is at Monday levels:
March 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
When the calendar says Saturday but the to-do list is at Monday levels:
DO NOT WANT please stop ESPN
January 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
DO NOT WANT please stop ESPN
I found my large raccoon-head hat*; does a great job of keeping me warm but also inspires sassmouth when I'm sporting it, so I might should reserve it for non-Zoom days.
*no animals were harmed for this hat
*no animals were harmed for this hat
January 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I found my large raccoon-head hat*; does a great job of keeping me warm but also inspires sassmouth when I'm sporting it, so I might should reserve it for non-Zoom days.
*no animals were harmed for this hat
*no animals were harmed for this hat
Three years ago we lost this man; I miss him a whole lot.
December 11, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Three years ago we lost this man; I miss him a whole lot.
Broccoli cauliflower casserole and Cousin Dorothy’s salad pre-dinner. Technically these feature green vegetables, they’re just hiding under a shitton of cheese.
November 29, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Broccoli cauliflower casserole and Cousin Dorothy’s salad pre-dinner. Technically these feature green vegetables, they’re just hiding under a shitton of cheese.
Good morning, nerds! I am thinking of y'all fondly and should resurface Soon(TM).
November 22, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Good morning, nerds! I am thinking of y'all fondly and should resurface Soon(TM).
Post a banger that is not in English (to thine own self be true edition):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIht...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIht...
November 14, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Post a banger that is not in English (to thine own self be true edition):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIht...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIht...
The clown car rolls along at maximum bozocity!
President-elect Donald Trump has chosen Republican Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida to serve as his attorney general.
Read more: cnn.it/48R0YXh
Read more: cnn.it/48R0YXh
November 13, 2024 at 9:30 PM
The clown car rolls along at maximum bozocity!
holy hellfire shit the brainmeats are fighting the Advil PM every step of the way tonight.
November 6, 2024 at 6:23 AM
holy hellfire shit the brainmeats are fighting the Advil PM every step of the way tonight.
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Btw there’s no space program for you. You are where you are. So it’s a fight every day where you stand. It was yesterday, and it will be tomorrow.
November 6, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Btw there’s no space program for you. You are where you are. So it’s a fight every day where you stand. It was yesterday, and it will be tomorrow.
Finally, we made it to Lawrence Fish Market.
October 7, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Finally, we made it to Lawrence Fish Market.
Can’t believe I never posted so here’s Laila (not ours but in the family) to start the party
September 17, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Can’t believe I never posted so here’s Laila (not ours but in the family) to start the party