Honoria 🦃 Valemon
@honoriavalemon.bsky.social
Just here to make friends and have fun! Oh, and to stare into the void.
Mostly my garden and project journal, tbh.
Mostly my garden and project journal, tbh.
Definitely need another project to keep from doomscrolling so I am going to attempt this dog sweater!
I’m not very good at crochet (I forget what I’m doing all the time) but the dog isn‘t all that particular and it’s soothing to know I can just unravel any mistakes.
I’m not very good at crochet (I forget what I’m doing all the time) but the dog isn‘t all that particular and it’s soothing to know I can just unravel any mistakes.
Dandy Dog Sweater: Easy Crochet Dog Sweater Pattern
This dog sweater pattern comes in three sizes that will fit tiny dogs to medium size dogs! Whip up a sweater for your pup using this free crochet pattern.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Definitely need another project to keep from doomscrolling so I am going to attempt this dog sweater!
I’m not very good at crochet (I forget what I’m doing all the time) but the dog isn‘t all that particular and it’s soothing to know I can just unravel any mistakes.
I’m not very good at crochet (I forget what I’m doing all the time) but the dog isn‘t all that particular and it’s soothing to know I can just unravel any mistakes.
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Ehhh… I think this is the end for the tomatoes.
The gales of November came early.
#Gardening #GardenJournal2025 #EdmundFitzgerald
The gales of November came early.
#Gardening #GardenJournal2025 #EdmundFitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ehhh… I think this is the end for the tomatoes.
The gales of November came early.
#Gardening #GardenJournal2025 #EdmundFitzgerald
The gales of November came early.
#Gardening #GardenJournal2025 #EdmundFitzgerald
Eariy snow, sniffly kid, and a Friendsgiving coming up, so I got out my trusty cookie press and made some extremely derpy #Thanksgiving cookies.
#baking
#baking
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Eariy snow, sniffly kid, and a Friendsgiving coming up, so I got out my trusty cookie press and made some extremely derpy #Thanksgiving cookies.
#baking
#baking
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The final stage of a pumpkin’s life: being dropped from a cherry picker into a dumpster by gleeful public works guys at SCARCE Pumpkin Smash event.
Sunrise, sunset.
🎃🎃🎃
Sunrise, sunset.
🎃🎃🎃
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The final stage of a pumpkin’s life: being dropped from a cherry picker into a dumpster by gleeful public works guys at SCARCE Pumpkin Smash event.
Sunrise, sunset.
🎃🎃🎃
Sunrise, sunset.
🎃🎃🎃
Celebrating the cold front with a new furnace filter.
Freezing, not sneezing! *finger guns*
Freezing, not sneezing! *finger guns*
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Celebrating the cold front with a new furnace filter.
Freezing, not sneezing! *finger guns*
Freezing, not sneezing! *finger guns*
Me finally switching the summer and winter sump pump discharge hoses after doing everything I could to avoid it.
a fire is burning in front of a store that says vet shop
ALT: a fire is burning in front of a store that says vet shop
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November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Me finally switching the summer and winter sump pump discharge hoses after doing everything I could to avoid it.
Sometimes you gotta put on your gnome apron, load it with tools, and disconnect the rain barrels and reconnect the downspout.
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes you gotta put on your gnome apron, load it with tools, and disconnect the rain barrels and reconnect the downspout.
My beloved friend brought me THE BEST @harebrained.bsky.social sticker. I put it on my ofrenda
November 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My beloved friend brought me THE BEST @harebrained.bsky.social sticker. I put it on my ofrenda
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8 months ago I planted the seeds for these marigolds specifically so I could put them on the ofrenda today and tomorrow. I’m surprisingly emotional about it.
#DayOfTheDead #BloomScrolling #Flowers #GardenJournal2025
#DayOfTheDead #BloomScrolling #Flowers #GardenJournal2025
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
8 months ago I planted the seeds for these marigolds specifically so I could put them on the ofrenda today and tomorrow. I’m surprisingly emotional about it.
#DayOfTheDead #BloomScrolling #Flowers #GardenJournal2025
#DayOfTheDead #BloomScrolling #Flowers #GardenJournal2025
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I cannot believe I’ve seen the whole journey from pumpkin seed to jack-o’-lantern! 🎃
We carved these three out of 12, and I think they would probably be good eating pumpkins too. Nice firm, evenly colored flesh and lots of seeds.
Happy Halloween!
#Gardening #GardenJournal2025 #Pumpkin
We carved these three out of 12, and I think they would probably be good eating pumpkins too. Nice firm, evenly colored flesh and lots of seeds.
Happy Halloween!
#Gardening #GardenJournal2025 #Pumpkin
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I cannot believe I’ve seen the whole journey from pumpkin seed to jack-o’-lantern! 🎃
We carved these three out of 12, and I think they would probably be good eating pumpkins too. Nice firm, evenly colored flesh and lots of seeds.
Happy Halloween!
#Gardening #GardenJournal2025 #Pumpkin
We carved these three out of 12, and I think they would probably be good eating pumpkins too. Nice firm, evenly colored flesh and lots of seeds.
Happy Halloween!
#Gardening #GardenJournal2025 #Pumpkin
Watching Welcome to Derry and I’m all like “Really? It’s been one year since this kid’s disappearance and the small town Maine librarians have ALREADY transferred the newspaper to microfiche? UNLIKELY!”
I mean, I guess there’s also a clown-spider, but srsly.
#libraries #librarian
I mean, I guess there’s also a clown-spider, but srsly.
#libraries #librarian
October 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Watching Welcome to Derry and I’m all like “Really? It’s been one year since this kid’s disappearance and the small town Maine librarians have ALREADY transferred the newspaper to microfiche? UNLIKELY!”
I mean, I guess there’s also a clown-spider, but srsly.
#libraries #librarian
I mean, I guess there’s also a clown-spider, but srsly.
#libraries #librarian
Definitely scrolling too much so another project: a kids sweater with a raccoon. 🦝
First thing is to make my #Crosstitch pattern. I do look at premade ones for reference, but the size is never right so I usually make my own. The yellow will be white on the finished raccoon.
#crafts #sewing
First thing is to make my #Crosstitch pattern. I do look at premade ones for reference, but the size is never right so I usually make my own. The yellow will be white on the finished raccoon.
#crafts #sewing
October 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Definitely scrolling too much so another project: a kids sweater with a raccoon. 🦝
First thing is to make my #Crosstitch pattern. I do look at premade ones for reference, but the size is never right so I usually make my own. The yellow will be white on the finished raccoon.
#crafts #sewing
First thing is to make my #Crosstitch pattern. I do look at premade ones for reference, but the size is never right so I usually make my own. The yellow will be white on the finished raccoon.
#crafts #sewing
Skull-shaped chocolate Bundt cake cooling on a rack. I added some cinnamon and cayenne so the kitchen smells delightful.
Chocolate glaze to come later.
#baking #halloween
Chocolate glaze to come later.
#baking #halloween
October 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Skull-shaped chocolate Bundt cake cooling on a rack. I added some cinnamon and cayenne so the kitchen smells delightful.
Chocolate glaze to come later.
#baking #halloween
Chocolate glaze to come later.
#baking #halloween
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October 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
❤️❤️❤️
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Starting setting up the ofrenda yesterday (waiting with the photos and offerings) and I’m so so pleased with the cloth!
Most of the figures are collected over the years from the National Museum of Mexican Art in Pilsen or San Antonio.
#DayOfTheDead #Crosstitch #Sewing #Skeleton
Most of the figures are collected over the years from the National Museum of Mexican Art in Pilsen or San Antonio.
#DayOfTheDead #Crosstitch #Sewing #Skeleton
October 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Starting setting up the ofrenda yesterday (waiting with the photos and offerings) and I’m so so pleased with the cloth!
Most of the figures are collected over the years from the National Museum of Mexican Art in Pilsen or San Antonio.
#DayOfTheDead #Crosstitch #Sewing #Skeleton
Most of the figures are collected over the years from the National Museum of Mexican Art in Pilsen or San Antonio.
#DayOfTheDead #Crosstitch #Sewing #Skeleton
I got the Old Spice Pumpkin spice deodrant because I thought it would be nice to smell like cloves and cinnamon.
It smells a lot more like candy corn.
It smells a lot more like candy corn.
October 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I got the Old Spice Pumpkin spice deodrant because I thought it would be nice to smell like cloves and cinnamon.
It smells a lot more like candy corn.
It smells a lot more like candy corn.
My mom called someone’s Grim Reaper decoration “a skeleton in a hoodie” and, look, she’s not wrong. 💀
#halloween
#halloween
October 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My mom called someone’s Grim Reaper decoration “a skeleton in a hoodie” and, look, she’s not wrong. 💀
#halloween
#halloween
WHHHHHHHHHAT! I would have seen this a hundred times.
whelp, I’ll be thinking about the Steven Soderbergh movie about Ben Solo until the day I die, I guess. we could’ve had it all.
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October 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
WHHHHHHHHHAT! I would have seen this a hundred times.
The seed packet said these sulfur cosmos were supposed to be 3 feet max.
Well, they’re well over 6’ and the second wave of blooms is feeding the neighborhood insects and birds.
#Flowers #BloomScrolling #GardenJournals2025
Well, they’re well over 6’ and the second wave of blooms is feeding the neighborhood insects and birds.
#Flowers #BloomScrolling #GardenJournals2025
October 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The seed packet said these sulfur cosmos were supposed to be 3 feet max.
Well, they’re well over 6’ and the second wave of blooms is feeding the neighborhood insects and birds.
#Flowers #BloomScrolling #GardenJournals2025
Well, they’re well over 6’ and the second wave of blooms is feeding the neighborhood insects and birds.
#Flowers #BloomScrolling #GardenJournals2025
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October 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My mother somehow grew a perfect pumpkin in her front yard without planting a seed, preparing, or monitoring it in any way!
#gardening
#gardening
October 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My mother somehow grew a perfect pumpkin in her front yard without planting a seed, preparing, or monitoring it in any way!
#gardening
#gardening
I think it would be interesting if @randomhorror9.bsky.social did Kiss of the Spider Woman so we could hear @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social describing a movie about someone describing a movie.
Admittedly, neither film nor film within a film is really a horror movie.
Admittedly, neither film nor film within a film is really a horror movie.
October 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I think it would be interesting if @randomhorror9.bsky.social did Kiss of the Spider Woman so we could hear @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social describing a movie about someone describing a movie.
Admittedly, neither film nor film within a film is really a horror movie.
Admittedly, neither film nor film within a film is really a horror movie.
This squirrel woman is very relatable.
October 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This squirrel woman is very relatable.
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My ofrenda cloth is done and it’s GORGEOUS (and hard to photograph). I am thrilled.
#Sewing #Crosstitch #DayOfTheDead #Skeleton
#Sewing #Crosstitch #DayOfTheDead #Skeleton
October 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My ofrenda cloth is done and it’s GORGEOUS (and hard to photograph). I am thrilled.
#Sewing #Crosstitch #DayOfTheDead #Skeleton
#Sewing #Crosstitch #DayOfTheDead #Skeleton