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Zach Jones 🌈🏰
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Disney gay, WDW CM (and future Imagineer). Opinions expressed here are the author’s own and do not represent those of The Walt Disney Company.
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I am running the *whole* #runDisney season this year—every race, every weekend, both coasts—and doing so through #KellsiesHope foundation, which means fundraising! If you would like to support, donations can be made here:

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Friends just returned from Disney World and said, "Most people were great." I heard the part they didn’t say, so here’s our theme park etiquette article. Feel free to share your own bad manners stories. diservations.com/disney-park-...
Disney Park Etiquette: Just Be Cool
We list our biggest Disney Park etiquette no-no's, from dark ride flash photography to cutting in line to smoking.
diservations.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:07 AM
FUCK OFF, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social . You have NO business leading this caucus. Step down IMMEDIATELY.
NEWS: While Hakeem Jeffries has announced he's opposing the DHS/ICE funding bill tomorrow, his team is not whipping the vote. Several frontliners are expected to vote yes. There's a difference in leadership between personal vote decisions & unifying the caucus.
From me:
prospect.org/2026/01/21/j...
Jeffries Won’t Whip Vote Against ICE Funding - The American Prospect
While the House Democratic leader announced personal opposition to a funding bill for the Department of Homeland Security, he won’t pressure his colleagues to do the same.
prospect.org
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 AM
In honor of my first full marathon and Dopey Challenge finishes, I booked a Capture Your Moment session at Magic Kingdom on January 19th. Here’s how it turned out:

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January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 6:36 PM
ALL. THE. DAMN. TIME.
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I'm still going through all the photos from my Capture Your Moment session yesterday, but here are four of my favorites. It was *well* worth the $99 price tag & I'd 100% do it again (when the season is over?).

#gayrunner #MedalMonday #runDisney #PhotoPass #DisSky #DopeyChallenge #marathon #running
January 20, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Post- #gym stuff. A tale of two photos: one with no abs, one with barely visible abs. Angles and lighting make ALL the difference. 🤣

#gayselfie #gymselfie #lockerroom #fitness #toning #coreworkout #gayrunner #running
January 20, 2026 at 5:27 PM
#gym stuff. Was gonna run but it’s too damn cold (even if that IS the best running weather, lol).

#gayselfie #gymselfie #lockerroom #fitness #toning #coreworkout #gayrunner #running
January 20, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Okay, #gaysky. I'm in desperate need of an #underwear refresh. What's your go-to functional underwear that is also cute but not $50/pair? I'm primarily a #boxerbriefs boy.

Go.
January 20, 2026 at 2:27 PM
My mother still has at least one of mine prominently displayed in her living room. 🤣

#GlamourShots #photography #mall #shoppingmall
January 20, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Post- #gym stuff. That chicken sandwich from last night though. 🫠
January 19, 2026 at 2:33 PM
#gym stuff. Hopefully the only thing screaming at me today is my body.

#gayselfie #gymselfie #lockerroom #fitness #toning #coreworkout #gayrunner #running
January 19, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Give me something else in place of the movie tickets and you’ve got a deal.
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Friends, just a reminder:

Mobility devices/medical strollers are always boarded first on a Disney bus, as long as the bus has room.

Yes, even after a freak storm.

No, you pulling out your phone and recording me as I politely ask you to step back so I can do my job properly doesn’t change that.
January 19, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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#Justice4ReneeNicoleGood ⚖️
BRENNAN: Tell me about the officer, Jonathan Ross

KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement

BRENNAN: His name is public

NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
January 18, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I feel very attacked dot GIF.

#catdad
January 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Before we got the boys, I had wanted one of our next cats to be a black cat. I still want that, just not for a while, obviously.
January 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Post- #gym stuff. I didn't want to step on the scale today because I wasn't sure I'd like the number but it wasn't that bad. I kinda feel like I'm starting from zero though in terms of progress/getting back to it.

#gayselfie #gymselfie #lockerroom #fitness #toning #coreworkout #gayrunner #running
January 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
#gym stuff.
January 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
*Ronin intensifies*
January 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Just booked a Capture Your Moment session to get some #MedalMonday pictures worth celebrating this achievement. 💜
I'm now part of the <1% of the global population that has run a marathon (after running a 5K, a 10K, and a half the three previous days).

Sub-5 with multiple stops and knee pain? DAMN good.

#running #rundisney #gayrunner #5K #10K #halfmarathon #fullmarathon #marathon #Dopey #DopeyChallenge
January 14, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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Final Fantasy X-2 (2003)
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Why does #Google Calendar default "0400" to "4:00pm" when I'm inputting a time for an event? It recognizes all *OTHER* 24-hour inputs correctly, but any time before 1200 it acts like it's stupid and does that.
January 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I'm now part of the <1% of the global population that has run a marathon (after running a 5K, a 10K, and a half the three previous days).

Sub-5 with multiple stops and knee pain? DAMN good.

#running #rundisney #gayrunner #5K #10K #halfmarathon #fullmarathon #marathon #Dopey #DopeyChallenge
January 11, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 10:02 PM