Idea, I'm chucky hot salsa and you're a smooth medium salsa. Sometimes there's a 3rd pineapple salsa that we make fun of and punch but secretly love and so does it. We're married.
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Idea, I'm chucky hot salsa and you're a smooth medium salsa. Sometimes there's a 3rd pineapple salsa that we make fun of and punch but secretly love and so does it. We're married.
I think about milky webkinz everyday
this is still to this day one of the best posts of all time
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I think about milky webkinz everyday
Sometimes you need a little thist and thast to get through the day
February 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Sometimes you need a little thist and thast to get through the day
Your tail too fluffy, your paws too soft, they'll kill you
February 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Your tail too fluffy, your paws too soft, they'll kill you
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when you come so hard its bedtime
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
when you come so hard its bedtime
Every commander deck is glup shitto slop
February 5, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Every commander deck is glup shitto slop
Why do they call it a body when you of in the cold flesh of hot eat the flesh
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Why do they call it a body when you of in the cold flesh of hot eat the flesh
How many dreams about my ex do I have to have
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
How many dreams about my ex do I have to have
Sometimes a sandwich is just a razorblade for the top of your mouth and you gotta be okay with that
January 23, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Sometimes a sandwich is just a razorblade for the top of your mouth and you gotta be okay with that
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Northernlion is my only hope that someone can steer the gamer youth of twitch in a normal direction
January 21, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Northernlion is my only hope that someone can steer the gamer youth of twitch in a normal direction
Bloods too pretty to be inside, let it flow sister
January 20, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Bloods too pretty to be inside, let it flow sister
2026 stay clocky stay fumbled
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
2026 stay clocky stay fumbled
My phone died last night so I wrote a Q on my hand to remember something but I have no idea what it means.
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
My phone died last night so I wrote a Q on my hand to remember something but I have no idea what it means.
You've found me at a leaky time in my life
January 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
You've found me at a leaky time in my life
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black hole sun won't you cum
January 12, 2026 at 3:31 PM
black hole sun won't you cum
Consumerism foreplay for the boys
January 12, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Consumerism foreplay for the boys
I come back to bluesky only to like all of Lily's posts cause shes funny and kind and saved all 10 of my siblings from a fire and lent me 10 million dollars when I needed to pay for my frogs surgery
January 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I come back to bluesky only to like all of Lily's posts cause shes funny and kind and saved all 10 of my siblings from a fire and lent me 10 million dollars when I needed to pay for my frogs surgery
Sorry i stopped being here, twitter has sauce 😔
December 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sorry i stopped being here, twitter has sauce 😔
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working on my peanuts pitch for adult swim
April 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
working on my peanuts pitch for adult swim
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November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I forgot this place existed for a bit
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I forgot this place existed for a bit