Elijah
watchitdingus.bsky.social
Elijah
@watchitdingus.bsky.social
he/him, trans masc, queer, and autistic.

#1 pikachu fan. never gonna find a bigger fan than me.
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Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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i am a person. you are not #BRart #severance #ruptura
January 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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severy doodles
#severance #art
January 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Pettiness as self-care motivation is cool and valid
August 20, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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Accept your fate.
May 26, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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girlfriend quote of the day:

*turns a deep shade of red*
THIS KEEPS HAPPENINGGG
I KEEP CALLING WATERMELONS PINEAPPLES
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
May 26, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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I was in @watchitdingus.bsky.social's car and told the voice thing "play Just The Two Of Us" and it responded "okay, I've set an alarm for 2am"
FUCKING HOW. WHAT
May 12, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Notorious sink pisser /lh
my girlfriend, angrily: "i wouldn't piss in sinkdog. she's clearly designed for food preparation. think before you speak, woman"
March 31, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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do you think they were talking about me
March 6, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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watching all the original mortal kombat fatalities and counting how many of them would probably make my back feel better
March 7, 2024 at 6:12 AM
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asking weed dealer if i get a concession discount
January 25, 2024 at 10:30 AM
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so here i am getting high and typing "V12" in to the search bar of facebook marketplace, when what should I find but the most incredible car photo I have ever seen in a car for sale posting in my entire life:
January 5, 2024 at 7:38 AM
My therapist: There’s no such thing as a “BAZINGA COFFEE” food truck
The “BAZINGA COFFEE” food truck:
January 5, 2024 at 8:07 AM