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whitney
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living softly as a radical act
it’s wild that they’re ending “and just like that” right when it started getting good!!!! please!!!!! the last episode was GREAT!!!!! (spoilers) miranda got waterboarded by brady’s farting baby mama and carrie’s writing partner(?) referred to carrie as the “mommy” of her shoes and then they fucked!!
August 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I genuinely think my biggest flex in the world is that andrea gibson told me I was “all the impressiveness and beauty.” and when I told them they inspired me to write they said it was the best compliment they have ever received. what an honor that I get to practice my grief when I think of them.
July 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
you know how cats can fit anywhere their skull can fit through? that’s Laeticia Amihere. anywhere a basketball can squeeze through, so can she #valkyries
June 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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some players cannot be motivated by points or money. they need something else entirely
June 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
did I get into the wnba because of the “caitlin clark effect”? no no, I am here because of the “kimia behpoornia wnba smarty pants presentation effect”…okay?
June 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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If you think it’s scary being an American Jew right now wait til you hear what it’s like to be a Palestinian
May 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I’m going to need the storm to start playing dominique malonga more right now otherwise I’m going to be sad! and that’s a threat!
May 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I have gotten really into the wnba and no one to talk about it with so prepare to hear things like: “I love Ellie” and “I love Tash Cloud” and “I love very tall strong hot gay women and the wnba is chock full of them” and “I want to stand next to everyone and feel small” and “I love basketball”
May 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
if you, like me, are trying not to be on instagram a lot but also want to still be on a little so you can see friend’s posts: use it on your mobile browser! it is just barely usable! half of the stories are black screens and the reels don’t automatically play! it makes you want to do anything else!
May 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I, as a representative of the library, am meant to not discuss my political views with patrons, and I have never been tested so much as today when a patron said to me: “I hate spam callers. I want nothing more than to beat the ever loving shit out of them…. and, for good measure, elon musk too!”
April 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
second very important white lotus update: i hate mike white
April 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
very important for you all to know that parker posey’s character in white lotus uses the same hand cream that I do
April 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
shout out to my cardiologist who said “your blood pressure? slay”
March 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
if sex and the city took place in the UK, steve would be irish
March 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
rhoa is so fucking good
March 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
pinterest’s algorithm served me a photo of my own tattoo today. should I be concerned how dialed in pinterest is to my psyche or impressed that my tattoo has circled the world wide web and found its way back to me???
March 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
nosferatu, with his little mustache, is giving rotten eggman (circa 2024 jim carey in sonic the hedgehog 3, pre make-over)
February 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
just a reminder bc I do not say it enough: I love every trans person
on this earth so much I will fight to the death for them and their right to live and love and thrive. and if you think they shouldn’t exist? you’re dead to me, forget you know my name, you fucking dork ass loser
February 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I think about this murderer from bones who can’t come up with a good alibi a lot. I, too, engage in the post modern performance piece that is the housewife franchises and find it brilliant.
February 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
eating gnocchi is the closest you will ever get to eating those bugs from the lion king
February 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i hope that those (less than) 10 trans college athletes that can’t play sports anymore get their revenge
February 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
do we think maybe all of those stereotypes of women fainting and doing better at the seaside to settle her “nerves” or whatever were just women with POTS? bc a chaise lounge next to the ocean is maybe my dream.
February 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM