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Letitia James is accused of lying so she could pay $19,000 less in interest on a home loan.

That’s less than half the $50,000 cash that Tom Homan took as a straight bribe.
October 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Whoops, somebody forgot to remove this link in time.
August 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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BREAKING: Convicted sex trafficker who taught young girls how to blow old men says sole person on earth who can pardon her did nothing wrong.
August 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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"If I replace the Labor Statistics Commissioner, the job numbers will be great!" is the new "If we stop testing, we'll have fewer Covid cases!"
August 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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This whole time I’ve been pronouncing Ghislaine as “Jizz-lane,” and frankly I can’t stop.

Regards,
Frank
July 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
July 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?”

Enigma is an anagram for gamine.

gamine /gă-mēn′, găm′ēn/

noun

An often homeless girl who roams about the streets; an urchin.

A petite, charming girl or woman, especially one with a playful demeanor.
July 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country
July 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
July 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The new secret police summer fashion lineup just dropped.
June 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
When Trump replaces JPow with the Hawk Tua girl, he’s going to make us all trillionaires.
June 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The suspect in the Minnesota lawmaker shootings will likely avoid domestic terror charges since he didn’t damage any Teslas during his rampage.
June 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Has the US issued a travel advisory against itself?
June 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"I voted for lawless, anonymous, masked, and unchecked police" is one hell of a jump from "eggs cost too much."
June 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
ICE agents are raiding Home Depot parking lots because…[checks notes] …dangerous gang members from Tren de Aragua go there to find work as day laborers?
June 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ICE agents: why doesn’t the public support our work?!

Their work:
June 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"I would never be one to turn down that kind of an offer. I mean, I could be a stupid person and say, 'No, we don't want a free, very expensive airplane.'
May 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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why are you fuckers so hysterical? can't you let us strip away your rights quietly like normal people???
April 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
After Trump’s backlash, Amazon will now attribute all price increases from tariffs to Hunter Biden’s laptop. #Amazon #tariffs #economy #Trump #trade
April 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Do you think Russia drafted 160,000 additional soldiers for a ceasefire parade?
April 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The members of the war planning Signal group are showing signs of memory impairment…
March 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.”
-Turkish proverb
March 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You asked us to form a coalition and recruit some GOP defectors to fight executive overreach and save our democracy? Sorry, best we can do is this:
March 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM