Grok, I left my dick in my pants and went peepee, but the peepee didn't reach the toilet. What happened to the peepee? And why are my pants wet?

People will forget how to swallow and ingest food without asking a computer or a billionaire by 2032.

Israel murdered five al-Jazeera journalists, including Anas Al-Sharif.

They did so because they're now liquidating Gaza City, and want to silence the remaining witnesses.

To Western journalists silent about the slaughter of your colleagues:

Their blood is on your hands, too.

Yup this “real life” timeline is turning out very much like The Matrix, except that when you wake up from the simulation here there’s never some band of goodguys that teach you how to do any of the necessary shit

The same paper that backed the war in Iraq & published pro-invasion ads pushing for the invasion, the same paper that blamed Palestinian children for being starved, the same paper that published Trump ads demanding the death penalty for the Exonerated 5?

www.nytimes.com/1989/05/01/n...

They're doing this because they're scared.

2 and a half hours into Death Stranding 2 and I'm so happy to be back in this oddball world experienced through part chaotic and part meditative gameplay. Can't wait to see what madness unfolds, even when it regularly flirts with redundancy and incoherence.

Disgusting racism slopped all over the place from both sides of the beltway when speaking about @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social He is constantly having to re-explain himself to hysterical bad faith arguments in a way no other candidate would be in this country unless they are Muslim.

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there's a solid 20% chance Kristi Noem just became Patient Zero for Captain Tripps

Israel is being portrayed as the victim as it launches a war of aggression against Iran.

It's committing genocide, invading its neighbours, committing every war crime under the sun.

Feel like you're losing your mind?

Well, you're not.

New column 👇

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

History will judge you by your actions,
@heidialexander.bsky.social. Not by your hammed up emotion.

I can't believe we have to deal with this AI bullshit and they never even figured out how to do online game matchmaking correctly.

every single person who talks like this thinks they're some sort of firebrand, it's the "why I left the left" of business and tech - a meaningless and performative statement that reveals little about the person's use of LLMs other than that people criticising them makes them feel self-conscious.

shorter RFK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Re6...

Guys out here digging soundhack/krivit/dj dunks/vandervolgen edits when Jamiroquai's "Canned Heat" is right there as a modern Boogie anthem, unfortunately.

Jon Stewart seems like a lovely man but he wouldn't know a Overton window if he was defenestrated through it.