I don’t want fruit I want justice

They better not pull down that South Park episode

@fetterman.senate.gov vote no on the cloture

Is Jeremy Piven on blue sky yet

Is wilford brimley on bluesky yet?

“I didn’t have that on my bingo card!”

Of course you didn’t. Why would you. Nobody would. They don’t even make bingo cards like that

Some sources close to the New York Jets organization believe only one man can lead them - you guessed it: Capt. Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger

The older I get the more I love America, the band not the country

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone! Let’s enjoy the $@#% out this holiday and put our worries on hold until Jan 2.

Hey, Kids. Uncle Eric here. I know I said last year would be my last time doing Stories Retold In One Panel for Christmas, but since you might need a pick-me-up, I decided to do them again this year.

Big Oil claims we have to choose between the economy & the environment.

Rubbish! Investing in clean energy creates good jobs that can't be outsourced.

Failing to address climate will wreck the economy, as extreme weather will increasingly destroy crops, homes, and our health.

Remember: The real freeloaders in this country are the rich, not the poor. The richest 1% evade $163 billion in taxes every year. The United States literally has a yacht tax deduction. Hello?

Secret service guy: goodnight sir

Biden: uh huh

The ghost of Lyndon Johnson, visiting for the third time this week: You gotta take your dick out! Don’t be a bitch about it! Just take it out and slap it on the table, that’ll show ‘em who the boss is!

Trying not to brag

When I die bury me at the pepridge farm