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/ (looks at tl) I didn't think it'd be Chinese. Is all
October 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
/ (looks at tl) I didn't think it'd be Chinese. Is all
Let's talk about jiejie.
October 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Let's talk about jiejie.
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[Each time he hops, you hear the Taco Bell clang.]
August 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
[Each time he hops, you hear the Taco Bell clang.]
He really does resemble a weaker jiangshi now. How uncanny.
August 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
He really does resemble a weaker jiangshi now. How uncanny.
The first American jiangshi experiment went well.
August 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The first American jiangshi experiment went well.
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Go my minion.
wAGH
[Slaps a Taco Bell receipt on your forehead like you're some kind of American jiangshi]
August 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Go my minion.
Silent reading time~ ✌️😺✌️
July 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Silent reading time~ ✌️😺✌️
I remember you have a bit of a sweet tooth. Perhaps that cute childish quirk is preventing you from enjoying the nice, full bodied taste of root beer.
July 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I remember you have a bit of a sweet tooth. Perhaps that cute childish quirk is preventing you from enjoying the nice, full bodied taste of root beer.
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I think root beer is kind of gross honestly,
July 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I think root beer is kind of gross honestly,
No, I was just saying shit. I believe in neither morals nor justice.
July 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
No, I was just saying shit. I believe in neither morals nor justice.
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Plants are capable of great evil yet incapable of acknowledging it as such. You simply seek some true good in the world that cannot deny it.
July 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Plants are capable of great evil yet incapable of acknowledging it as such. You simply seek some true good in the world that cannot deny it.
Plants are actually categorically good. You idiot. You complete buffoon.
July 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Plants are actually categorically good. You idiot. You complete buffoon.
Humans aren't weak to specifically evil blasts, they're weak to every kind of blast. Houseplants, however, are weak to evil blasts due to their Buddha nature.
July 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Humans aren't weak to specifically evil blasts, they're weak to every kind of blast. Houseplants, however, are weak to evil blasts due to their Buddha nature.
That's definitely a house plant.
July 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
That's definitely a house plant.
Of course you do, Nietzsche.
[Half-done ship in a bottle in his captain’s quarters.] yeah I get it.
July 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Of course you do, Nietzsche.
They're cute, and a small joy in my meaningless life.
Why are you all so into houseplants??
Or is that a house plant.
July 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
They're cute, and a small joy in my meaningless life.
Humans actually die when the soil conditions don't match their physiology.
July 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Humans actually die when the soil conditions don't match their physiology.
It's true. Vampires aren't real.
July 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It's true. Vampires aren't real.
